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ladies and gents, fabio proudly presents the 2017 eurovision song contest!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Continue... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This woman is having an orgasm as she sings apparently |
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I love a good fringe I also want the horse head
I have ideas for photos |
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Oh dear at man with horses head |
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I don't understand. Did she just do a diamond Joe line up special? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's a healthy looking skeleton for sure.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I do like the chalkboard writing set  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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It's making me remember being a kid in the 80's and stealing my mum's satin dressing gown. Which was too big for me. Like the Dancing in the Street cover video with Bowie and Jagger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The man with a thousand voices (and no friends) is next! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's making me remember being a kid in the 80's and stealing my mum's satin dressing gown. Which was too big for me. Like the Dancing in the Street cover video with Bowie and Jagger."
Yes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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she was having a go at being Siouxsie And The Banshees lol |
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Oh I do love a good fiddle to start |
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"It's making me remember being a kid in the 80's and stealing my mum's satin dressing gown. Which was too big for me. Like the Dancing in the Street cover video with Bowie and Jagger."
"Do you remember when we wore those big coats david?!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Didn't Fabio recommend this one? Croatia. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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A fookin' sexual cello. |
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I bet this fella has 2 fab profiles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Croatia ....
I like this one already ......  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
The audience will love a bear I reckon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg....I can't work this one out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Croatia is good and he is fun as well lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The audience will love a bear I reckon."
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
This croatian guy looks like Rylan if he let himself go a bit |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Omg....I can't work this one out "
Is this really happening? And is it genius? I can't tell! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What?! I mean WHAT?!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Croatia has it all (based on Ru Paul's criteria).
I'm stuck now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cross between Pavarotti and a fat Jedward.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sunflowers win! |
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I can't cope with this.
Hang on...backing singer closest to him..zoom in on that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it ... who is he .. I don't think he even know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I just peed a little. |
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"This croatian guy looks like Rylan if he let himself go a bit "
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All the acts have been shit so far. I know that good singers use auto tuners. The TV told me... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sunflowers win! "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go compare? "
Ha!!! Bwahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I just peed a little. "
Ssshhhh...someone will offer to lap it up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That was weird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Love him. But I want to see Moldova again -- that one got me bopping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one's boring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another one who has nicked his mums mac? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Australia
Far to pretty for a guy....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I just peed a little.
Ssshhhh...someone will offer to lap it up "
True story. My inbox just lit up. |
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i'll say it on this thread so people see it lol
Graham Norton is a pile of shite!!
Can we have a vote for who presents next year like we used to with the songs?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He looks nervous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awk !!!! Now I'm looking at his eyebrows , it's like saying don't think of the pink elephant in the room lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tomorrow he will not stand out in my mind ...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one is dull..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He looks nervous"
He'd look better in drag.... |
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a good fiddle as been the start of many a good night indeed x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet he does cum easy...17  "
Don't come easy, don't come cheap. Tag line for his escort years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awk !!!! Now I'm looking at his eyebrows , it's like saying don't think of the pink elephant in the room lol "
One eyes higher than the other? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clever tactic by the Aussies...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'll say it on this thread so people see it lol
Graham Norton is a pile of shite!!
Can we have a vote for who presents next year like we used to with the songs??"
I like graham. I can't think who else would do it ...unless I did |
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By *lice400Woman
over a year ago
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Ah I like graham. Leave him be |
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"I bet he does cum easy...17
Don't come easy, don't come cheap. Tag line for his escort years. "
But he does go deep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I want something to neeeeeeble |
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"Ah I like graham. Leave him be "
Graham adds humour to what could be a very boring show... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You guys in the front row!
You guys! |
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"I want something to neeeeeeble "
We went to lidl and bought loads! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like this already..."
As in you like her? She was in LOTR.? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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She looks like alanis in the intro bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All I like is the slit in her dress . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She looks like alanis in the intro bit"
Not so much in the song tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Greece
Two hunks splashing about in water nowt remotely homo erotic about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want something to neeeeeeble "
I can only offer clem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I've had dreams like this..."
Always putting women on pedestals, eh Clem?! |
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"Ah I like graham. Leave him be
Graham adds humour to what could be a very boring show..."
he has not made me laugh once!!
Trying too hard too hard to be like Sir Terry and he is not a patch on him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ooooh the men just arrived.  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
That is a perfect matte lip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greece
Two hunks splashing about in water nowt remotely homo erotic about that "
Like the guys on the barocca log....not grey at all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want something to neeeeeeble
I can only offer clem "
Haha! You're too kind! Can I?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*ghey |
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"That is a perfect matte lip. "
I liked her lips |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It's like a Jack Johnsonesque ditty! And that hair is so hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want something to neeeeeeble
I can only offer clem
Haha! You're too kind! Can I? "
Please do |
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Bloody Eurovision!!! Hate it.
Will close the door on my way out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's like a Jack Johnsonesque ditty! And that hair is so hot."
it makes me feel a bit old and cougary |
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"It's like a Jack Johnsonesque ditty! And that hair is so hot."
Lalalala |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want something to neeeeeeble
I can only offer clem
Haha! You're too kind! Can I?
Please do "
Love you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*ghey
i feel dirty. "
Oh you will. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"It's like a Jack Johnsonesque ditty! And that hair is so hot.
it makes me feel a bit old and cougary "
Embrace it! I feel cougary but I'm enjoying it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it me or have they gone flat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spain
I think they might have run out of English words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jack Johnson/Mishka mashup from Spain... Damn! Okay, so I may be watching just a bit |
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Id be happy to see these guys bounce off my bonnet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love the Hawaiian shirts  bit off tune though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just do it for your lover , lol do what . |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Ouch. No more key changes please. They hurt. |
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"Jack Johnson/Mishka mashup from Spain... Damn! Okay, so I may be watching just a bit "
No, you said no!! I invited you and you said no, not happening. |
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"Is it me or have they gone flat?"
They had an technical issue with their talent. |
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Do I have to put my nerves in the coffin?
Is this guy schizophrenic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skeletor on keyboards....so money supermarket! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
He's nicked Ace Winger's titfer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Norway....
It's not a densely populated country they have an excuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it me or have they gone flat?
They had an technical issue with their talent. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it me or have they gone flat?
They had an technical issue with their talent. "
You seem awfully familiar with that phrase, just rolled off the tongue... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some do the arty thing But some how it come across weird. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I like the modified voice bits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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for a show that's celebrating diversity it's such a pity most are singing in English. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Norway. Meh. |
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"Is it me or have they gone flat?
They had an technical issue with their talent.
You seem awfully familiar with that phrase, just rolled off the tongue..."
Sometimes my wit amazes me.. But I'm in that booze phase when id be good a darts and pool... |
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A man in a tux....instantly moist
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it me or have they gone flat?
They had an technical issue with their talent.
You seem awfully familiar with that phrase, just rolled off the tongue...
Sometimes my wit amazes me.. But I'm in that booze phase when id be good a darts and pool..."
With your wit I am wooed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's F&B!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When is Riverdance coming on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Were up next! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah... she's lovely "
Bloody hell, she is too!!
(This time lag is annoying) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's actually quite decent....but brexit ain't gonna help! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is dull."
Is she? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The winner for me UK . lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah... she's lovely "
She is. I don't rate the song though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is dull.
Is she? "
Yes. Yes, she is.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah.... sounds like something pinched from wicked! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"This is dull.
Is she?
Yes. Yes, she is. "
I like the light show though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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UK....
First time I've heard it ...... |
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Why have they hidden hey behind that mack off microphone? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is dull.
Is she?
Yes. Yes, she is.
I like the light show though."
She's farting glitter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sung very well tho...makes a change from late. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still going Croatia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still going Croatia "
I'm still edging towards the camp joy that Moldova brought me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First time I'd heard our entry. Was good and very well sung x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They should have a common wealth song contest fs. |
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I think I want to have sex with him. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"UK....
First time I've heard it ...... "
And me. Not bad
Graham Norton liked it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loosing the will to live with this one. |
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"Loosing the will to live with this one."
I'm just looking...my ears have turned off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cyprus
So far this has got to be the shyte-est Eurovision I can remember |
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Lucy Wassername from the UK performed brilliantly - but I've forgotten the song already |
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"Loosing the will to live with this one."
Agreed. Crap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I want to have sex with M1cks."
Ftfy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still going Croatia
I'm still edging towards the camp joy that Moldova brought me. "
They'd be worthy winners on campness |
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"I think I want to have sex with Clem.
I agree "
Agreed. |
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"I think I want to have sex with M1cks.
Ftfy "
Okay |
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"I think I want to have sex with Clem.
I agree
Agreed. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rapping yodel! "
weird but nice in a way . lol |
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"Little red dress.... I'm in!"
I want the dress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Romania
That's not yodelling..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Winner winner chicken dinner. Fittest yodelling I've ever seen! |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
Grantham |
Wonder if red dress makes that noise when she's taking one up the trumper? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Romania
That's not yodelling..... "
I so want this too win... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Romania
That's not yodelling.....
I so want this too win... "
its one I will remember tomorrow . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I want to have sex with Clem.
I agree
Agreed. "
True. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is fun |
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Love this one!! Winner winner chicken dinner! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Romania
That's not yodelling.....
I so want this too win... "
I've got another camp contender |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little red dress.... I'm in!
I want the dress "
I want to fit in the dress! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought Junker said English language was dead in Europe now....? How come every fecker is singing in English then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Zur Germans.....
She seems to be wearing Gordon Ramsey's hair |
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