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make sure the bed bugs don't bite

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

and for my closing post tonight i will leave you with this excerpt from 'at home' by bill bryson

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'Your bed alone if it is averagely clean, averagely old, avereagely dimensioned and turned averagely often is likely to be home to some two million bed mites....

.... If your pillow is 6 years old (which is the average age for a pillow), one tenth of its weight will be made up of old skin, living and dead mites, and mite dung (frass)....

.... Like lice, bedbugs are making an unwelcome comeback. For most of the 20th Century they were extinct in Europe and America but in recent years they have been vigorously rebounding and they are developing greater resistance to the things we spray at them'

SLEEP WELL oh wonderful citizens of Fabland xx

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth

dont forget all the semen and other juices...

sleep well.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love my comfort pillow, you don't deter me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" dont forget all the semen and other juices...

sleep well.. xx"

i never forget them

more DNA on my mattress than the police national computer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a few bugs never did us any harm !! remember some of us of a certain used to sleep in lead painted cots and we survived ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

seriously, who keeps a pillow for 6 years tho ?

mine are lucky if they last 6 months !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"seriously, who keeps a pillow for 6 years tho ?

mine are lucky if they last 6 months !"

Better stop fucking them then!

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