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over a year ago
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Urban dictionary says: Parping - as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oxford Dictionary agrees with me..... "
Yes, it does. But how messed up is it that Google gives me the link to urban dictionary before the link to the Oxford dictionary? ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Are you a parper ?"
I let a right whopper go the other day in a bar.
I immediately stood up and pointed at my mate and shouted "YOU'RE DISGUSTING! FOR GODS SAKE MAN!!!"
He just looked at me and went
"It weren't me..it was you!"
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