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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Are you a parper ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Queef

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do a mean brap...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nooooooooooo feelthy beeches......

Do you parp your car horn when you're driving ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love a good honky honky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Urban dictionary says: Parping - as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ohhhhhhh I've always referred to that as fart arsing about ......

I'm sure it's Hyacinth Bucket that says......... parp him darling .... parp him.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

My grandma used to call it purping instead of parping. Sounds much better in a West Country accent. "I'm so sorry, I just done a purp."

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oxford Dictionary agrees with me.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear "

Just to be clear here....... Car horn or bum ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oxford Dictionary agrees with me..... "

Yes, it does. But how messed up is it that Google gives me the link to urban dictionary before the link to the Oxford dictionary?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you a parper ?"

I let a right whopper go the other day in a bar.

I immediately stood up and pointed at my mate and shouted "YOU'RE DISGUSTING! FOR GODS SAKE MAN!!!"

He just looked at me and went

"It weren't me..it was you!"

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I am. It's rare but when I do I ensure its long, loud and everyone can hear

Just to be clear here....... Car horn or bum ?"

Bu.......we I mean car horn of course.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I beep beep.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We call it trumping here. And as an ibs sufferer I can't stop them. X

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