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God can't a woman ask for a lens of a van without people pulling a fast one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
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over a year ago
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
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Every time you post I fall in love with you a little bit more......I mean.... I have a van but you're a bit far away, sorry I can't help ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.
You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
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plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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B&Q hire vans by the hour - you'll often see them in the car park.
I bought some cheap desks from an auction, which were too big for my car.
Signed up for the B&Q van (done thru Hertz, online) and it cost me £15 to get them home. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like "
Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. |
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like "
Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind"
Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms."
Dafuq are you on about butt? |
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "
Will a charity shop not come take it off your hands? |
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.
Dafuq are you on about butt? "
In English please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help out.
New profile! Looking fit as a flea, fucking hell! "
Yes and thanks. Back for the summer to see how it goes. Can't message privately because of your age restrictions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.
Dafuq are you on about butt?
In English please"
Nah I'm Welsh ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind
Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?"
yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "
flutter ya eyelids n fellas come running aye
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Another sure way of looking at it. Tight tight to the bone. I wonder if one can afford condoms.
Dafuq are you on about butt?
In English please
Nah I'm Welsh "
Try the vaaleey (valley). I'm sure someone will pick em up for free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind
Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?
yep"
Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam! |
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"Put a status asking for a van. Nothing sexual just pay fuel. Guys like yeah yeah I've got a van I can help. You reiterate that there's nothing sexual involved and then they go quiet.
plenty of hire companies out there lovely
bit of a tight arse u like
Yeah I'm not paying 60 quid. I could have it all picked up from the council for £15 but I'd rather it all go to someone who needs it. "
Youre only gonna get messages from guys who need it so whats the problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.
PTU xxx"
This
Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.
PTU xxx
This
Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual."
I know but I don't have Facebook and I see lots of guys in hi vis jackets with pictures taken in what looks like a worksvan. Thought it would be a good place to try. I'd get them a cooked breakfast like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind
Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?
yep
Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam! "
ha! yeah, that and moan to me'n'bits about blokes who let you down lol
we were living up north then but we're back down here now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my van will be too small clam, otherwise i would've helped, seeing as how yer local like ... good luck mind
Clam? Do you know me from my first ever original profile in 2011. Clamclub?
yep
Ha nobody would know that one as I didn't use the forums back then, that was when I would flash my boobies on cam!
ha! yeah, that and moan to me'n'bits about blokes who let you down lol
we were living up north then but we're back down here now"
Ahh god yeah I've always liked a moan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.
PTU xxx
This
Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.
I know but I don't have Facebook and I see lots of guys in hi vis jackets with pictures taken in what looks like a worksvan. Thought it would be a good place to try. I'd get them a cooked breakfast like. "
Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx
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"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.
PTU xxx
This
Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.
I know but I don't have Facebook and I see lots of guys in hi vis jackets with pictures taken in what looks like a worksvan. Thought it would be a good place to try. I'd get them a cooked breakfast like.
Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx
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Barnacles? Sounds fishy to me?
Ok, I know, I'll get my coat ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
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"Ahh didn't mean to delete my post.
Moving a two seater sofa and some other living room furniture that no longer goes with my new sofa!"
Take a photo of it and put it on freecycle or other free ads site, or ring a local charity who sell furniture as they'd pick it up, or a see if any second hand shops want it. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If your on Facebook looking there surly would be better.
PTU xxx
This
Cause this is a swinging site, any guy with a van will expect at the very least a blow job for the use of said van, hence why they've gone quiet when you highlight it's nothing sexual.
I know but I don't have Facebook and I see lots of guys in hi vis jackets with pictures taken in what looks like a worksvan. Thought it would be a good place to try. I'd get them a cooked breakfast like.
Ahhh never mind. In a Furness I thought everyone had Facebook. Best bet would be a charity shop then, barnacles take furniture. Xxx
Barnacles? Sounds fishy to me?
Ok, I know, I'll get my coat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.
You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle. "
And what is this thing about men in vans? Obviously these practical vehicles are all a front for sticking a matress in the back for sexual shenanigans!
I just sleep on the one in the back of mine. I must be doing something wrong ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh didn't mean to delete my post.
Moving a two seater sofa and some other living room furniture that no longer goes with my new sofa!
Take a photo of it and put it on freecycle or other free ads site, or ring a local charity who sell furniture as they'd pick it up, or a see if any second hand shops want it. "
Freecycle or local furniture bank
If I had a van
And a big cock
And some Opal Fruits
I'd be there like a shot OP ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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So basically, you want a random guy on a swinging site, who doesn't know you, to move some stuff, unpaid, for a smile and a thankyou?
I agree you shouldnt be paying for van hire with sex.
Freecycle, charity shop, or man and a van ad in local paper is best.
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"So basically, you want a random guy on a swinging site, who doesn't know you, to move some stuff, unpaid, for a smile and a thankyou?
I agree you shouldnt be paying for van hire with sex.
Freecycle, charity shop, or man and a van ad in local paper is best.
MrB"
Hardly "unpaid", fuel costs covered, plus a free brekkie... and the chance to make a new friend and be a nice guy, I'd say its a great opportunity... its nice to be nice. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Something about men in vans. On the couples profile some charmer suggested she take a trip in the back of it as it had a mattress.
You can hire them dirt cheap now if you shop around be less hassle.
And what is this thing about men in vans? Obviously these practical vehicles are all a front for sticking a matress in the back for sexual shenanigans!
I just sleep on the one in the back of mine. I must be doing something wrong "
You don't indulge in van sex? |
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