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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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Divine because
I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .
good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done 
bacon butty for breakfast anyone |
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over a year ago
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"Divine because
I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .
good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done
bacon butty for breakfast anyone "
no thanks but coffee yes please |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Divine because
I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .
good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done
bacon butty for breakfast anyone no thanks but coffee yes please"
hands full here take a mug and pour away sugar and milk are on the side board help yourself |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck  
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you  
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John. "
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?
sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks
Thank you. I'm salivating already! "
your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .
Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill |
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"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though "
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering  "
I sussed that you meant kitchen |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up "
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering I sussed that you meant kitchen "
thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .
now would you like a bacon butty on the house |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering I sussed that you meant kitchen
thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .
now would you like a bacon butty on the house "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering I sussed that you meant kitchen
thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .
now would you like a bacon butty on the house "
Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone
Yes I would thanks |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering I sussed that you meant kitchen
thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .
now would you like a bacon butty on the house
Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone
Yes I would thanks "
cheers enjoy I've put extra bacon in it for your good manners and kind hearted behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why would you kitten smell like bacon and coffee? Are you serving her as a side?
typo cut this man some slack I do very well considering I sussed that you meant kitchen
thank you and also thank you for resisting the erg to belittle me over a typo you a star .
now would you like a bacon butty on the house
Your welcome and as I have made a few typo's myself I'm not into belittling anyone
Yes I would thanks
cheers enjoy I've put extra bacon in it for your good manners and kind hearted behaviour "
Thank you |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?
sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks
Thank you. I'm salivating already!
your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .
Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill "
That cheddar was great John. Have you ever tried it with a Wensleydale? The sweet creaminess goes great with a salty bacon I'll help myself to a coffee refill if that's ok? I can see that you're still busy at the grill. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Could I have cheese in my bacon butty please?
sure you can grab a chair I'm just cutting some more fresh white bread as the next round of bacon cooks
Thank you. I'm salivating already!
your welcome help your self to any sauce or mustard you may want in your bacon butty let me know if you like that cheese its a mature Canadian cheddar I'm trying out .
Ps give me a shout if you want tea or coffee refill
That cheddar was great John. Have you ever tried it with a Wensleydale? The sweet creaminess goes great with a salty bacon I'll help myself to a coffee refill if that's ok? I can see that you're still busy at the grill. "
yes I'm busy at the grill .
i love cheese not many i haven't tried i love a cheese that leaves that strong flavour hit at that roof of your mouth after eating it.
help yourself to as much coffee as you like cant have my kitchen being called a dry one |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'd love some bacon please
coming right up
I got distracted by two melt down threads on here have you seen them Jesus some people reps are ruined and destroyed .
Tomorrows virtual chip paper"
no grudges will be held over those posts and others as this is fab after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done "
And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done
And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX "
ahh but I offer do I not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x
of coarse you can
can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx"
Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done
And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX
ahh but I offer do I not "
Yes you do. As you walking out the door XXXX |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x
of coarse you can
can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx
Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x "
I saw it and I've started a thread to show up how bad this place is becoming having been on the receiving end myself of such behaviour this week 
so come here and go no where
don't let the nasty's stop you from being you and if I had seen it when it was happening id have told her to leave it out because that was out of order in
my opinion big hugs for you you didn't deserve that xxx |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done
And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX
ahh but I offer do I not
Yes you do. As you walking out the door XXXX "
that's a lie if I remember rightly you wanted me to use my hands on something other than the drying up you cheeky little minx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Divine because
I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .
good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done
bacon butty for breakfast anyone "
Don't they serve kitten in most chinese takeaways?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning gorgeous I have a tea no bacon for me on a diet to look good to fuck
your having a bacon butty sexy you need to keep your energy up for what I have planned for you
Can I have something health I can't have bread you know that . Tell me more John.
ok you can have bacon and fresh fried tomato's to help keep your strength up with your tea sexy .
and no I'm not telling you what my plans are nice try though
Sorry can I have mushroom to and some egg got to keep my strength up
yes you can did i hear you say you was helping me with the washing up once breakfast is done
And when do you help me with the washing up.XXXX
ahh but I offer do I not
Yes you do. As you walking out the door XXXX
that's a lie if I remember rightly you wanted me to use my hands on something other than the drying up you cheeky little minx "
Hehe well you are good with your hands handsonJohn come here. XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could I have a bacon butty with the crusts cut off please and a nice cup of tea thank you x
of coarse you can
can i offer you a manly hug while it cooking under the grill xxxx
Thanks John, hugs are good this morning. Especially in a gossip free thread x
I saw it and I've started a thread to show up how bad this place is becoming having been on the receiving end myself of such behaviour this week
so come here and go no where
don't let the nasty's stop you from being you and if I had seen it when it was happening id have told her to leave it out because that was out of order in
my opinion big hugs for you you didn't deserve that xxx"
I was glad i missed the thread because if I'd have commented it would only have validated her opinion. But never mind. Thank you anyway. X x |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Brown or red?
Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.
What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich? "
with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called
there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely |
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"Brown or red?
Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.
What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?
with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called
there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely "
Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.
As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Brown or red?
Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.
What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?
with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called
there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely
Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.
As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE? "
basically you could have what ever you wanted in bake beans black pudding the lot they also did a 24 oz burger with all the trimmings in a 24 oz bun if you could eat it in one sitting it was free
i never saw anyone manage that myself |
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"Brown or red?
Red on bacon, brown on sausage thats the law. Nando's garlic for Kittens.
What about bacon and sausage in the same sandwich?
with a fried egg fried tomato's and mushrooms full breakfast bun that was called
there used to be a café that done such a thing in a 12 ooze burger bun , it was bloody lovely
Personally I'd opt for brown on a bacon and sausage sarnie.
As for this travesty of a breakfast bun, where is the black pudding? Where is it? WHERE?
basically you could have what ever you wanted in bake beans black pudding the lot they also did a 24 oz burger with all the trimmings in a 24 oz bun if you could eat it in one sitting it was free
i never saw anyone manage that myself "
Hold my coffee! Thats the very chap for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.
Haha you do crack me up
I'll crack you up....brace!
hahaha 5brownie points for you lady "
Literally. |
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"My pussy smells of desperation, reeks of it I tell ya.
Haha you do crack me up
I'll crack you up....brace!
hahaha 5brownie points for you lady
Literally."
that's it younglady!! Imma have to fab some of your pics now  |
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"Divine because
I have fresh coffee percolating on the side board bacon under the grill .
good what a lovely smell my stomachs rumbling luckily the bacons almost done
bacon butty for breakfast anyone "
From the headline I was going to say maybe it's time to bury it.......
Then I realised it was a typo  |
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