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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right troops what fun and frolics is everyone getting uptae, come hame time?
What mischief and shenanigans have you got planned for yer weekend?
I'm finishing at 4pm and hitting the toon straight after tae get oan it fs. Alcohol, junk food and meaningless sex with randomers are all totally on the cards fs 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies."
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata  |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata "
What? They need entertaining?! 
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus 
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?"
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake. "
Hey its your house, wtf am I worried for lol, hope you've got good contents insurance fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare "
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs"
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?"
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare "
Miller and Carter fo' sho. Rare is a bit crapper. Drive to Manchester and go to Fazenda! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende?"
Fucks sake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende?
Fucks sake "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Miller and Carter fo' sho. Rare is a bit crapper. Drive to Manchester and go to Fazenda! "
Talke, miller n carter. It's got character and isn't in a town I'm obliged to wear boris the bullet proof vest in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende?
Fucks sake
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Stick another F in there
FFS |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake. "
I face paint if that helps |
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende?
Fucks sake
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That's what I always assumed it stood for.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By Saturday midday I'm gonna be so full of prick I'm gonna be like I fell on a cactus
Excellent
Will alcohol and kebabs be on the menu?
When I wake up Saturday evening descions need to be made. I'm fairly flush with all this dumb ass work away over pay, so I'm thinking steaks.
Miller and carter or rare
Mind and go dutch don't want you blowing your wad all at once fs
He's got the booze bill heading his way like an iceberg.
Anyway have we established what fs stands for ?
Nope however what has been established is that it has a multitude of uses dependent on the interpretation of its contextual usage.
In your case it's simply fs, fs.
Comprende?
Fucks sake
Stick another F in there
FFS"
Naw fs does the job why be wasteful fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs
Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not "
Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Finish at 3.30, nip to town, home, going to local club tonight with a cpl, the work sat-Sunday then finish at 3pm Sunday and heading straight to Notts for a social maybe more with a chap. Home either Sunday night or Monday morning lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Finish at 3.30, nip to town, home, going to local club tonight with a cpl, the work sat-Sunday then finish at 3pm Sunday and heading straight to Notts for a social maybe more with a chap. Home either Sunday night or Monday morning lol x "
Superb, fs, you go girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finish at 3.30, nip to town, home, going to local club tonight with a cpl, the work sat-Sunday then finish at 3pm Sunday and heading straight to Notts for a social maybe more with a chap. Home either Sunday night or Monday morning lol x "
Superb, fs, you go girl |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
I face paint if that helps"
That would make for rather an odd social! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs
Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not
Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs."
How's a vest gonna save my pretty face?
Weegies are pussies compared to stokies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My stunning friend called down unexpectedly last night at 1am and pounced on me.I was pushed in my door and used abd abused by the blonde sex violator.She rode my stunning body until 4am like a hire bike the filthy wench and just left me there feeling used and tearfull.Oh and the bitch bit my shoulder and it's wrecking today.So I'm out of action for today as I need sleep and then the weekend I will be shouting the world is my lobster. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
I face paint if that helps
That would make for rather an odd social! "
Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.
Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The auld chop hoose in Glasgae does cracking steaks fs
Glasgow ...... yeah ...... not
Just bring steve the stab proof vest and you'll be fine, we don't shoot people here we just chib them fs.
How's a vest gonna save my pretty face?
Weegies are pussies compared to stokies "
Weegies never go for the face unless your a wrong yin, it's chibbing etiquette fs. Stokies ain't got a patch on us weegies we eat them for breakfast, literally. |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
I face paint if that helps
That would make for rather an odd social!
Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.
Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth "
I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
I face paint if that helps
That would make for rather an odd social!
Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.
Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth
I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you. "
You'd be surprised fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saturday nuthing planed. Probably just play computer games as normal.
Sunday I'm working "
Excellent, sounds very rock and roll ma man, don't forget the chugging in between fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to 'that there London' for a night stay over tomorrow with a few mates. Soho for the night. Culture during the day. And any nice lady that cares to join me. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does fs mean for sure?
Not sure you can use fuck sake at the end of every statement.
No bud it means full stop.
Oh! Lol you can just use "."."
My fs doesn't work sometimes fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Going to 'that there London' for a night stay over tomorrow with a few mates. Soho for the night. Culture during the day. And any nice lady that cares to join me. X"
Lovely jubbly fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None I have to stay home with my dog  parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him "
Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oldest daughter is kippin ova tonight with a friend. N youngest might kip ova tomoz but I'm not sure yet. They change their minds like the wind.
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off on a little road trip to Stratford upon Avon...to visit Inlaws with the family. Their staying at their timeshare so a nice relaxing evening and a dip in the hotel pool I think (maybe even a G&T)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None I have to stay home with my dog parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him
Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you "
Parents dog is as mine doesnt fight back.. his ear is badly cut there was blood everywhere! Thanks make em strong |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None I have to stay home with my dog parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him
Oh goodness is he alright? "
Badly cut ear that he wont let me clean up and rather scared but nothing requiring vet treatment thank god |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None I have to stay home with my dog parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him
Oh goodness is he alright?
Badly cut ear that he wont let me clean up and rather scared but nothing requiring vet treatment thank god"
Oh goodness poor thing . Thankfully it's nothing worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually have a meet arranged for this evening (assuming that they're not a fake or a timewaster)
DJing Saturday Night and out for a meal on Sunday Afternoon for a friends mums 60th birthday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Change of plan, meet tonight has been postponed, but to be fair, at least i've been notified in advance, rather than getting a no-show, and the reason given is pretty understandable.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oldest daughter is kippin ova tonight with a friend. N youngest might kip ova tomoz but I'm not sure yet. They change their minds like the wind.
PTU xxx "
I'm sure you'll find some mischief to get up tae fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Off on a little road trip to Stratford upon Avon...to visit Inlaws with the family. Their staying at their timeshare so a nice relaxing evening and a dip in the hotel pool I think (maybe even a G&T)
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Wonderful have a great time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"None I have to stay home with my dog parents dog attacked him last night when I was out and hurt him
Oh ffs hope they're both ok hate dog fights, I'll have a few drinks for you
Parents dog is as mine doesnt fight back.. his ear is badly cut there was blood everywhere! Thanks make em strong "
Double brandies on the rocks hold the mixers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I actually have a meet arranged for this evening (assuming that they're not a fake or a timewaster)
DJing Saturday Night and out for a meal on Sunday Afternoon for a friends mums 60th birthday"
enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hoping to fly first class to the Maldives tomorrow morning if my lottery thread I have finally comes in "
Don't forget your plus 100 fs, fingers and baws crossed for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have an ill monkey so probably spend the weekend cuddled on the sofa watching TV while trying not to catch her lurgy."
Och nothing worse fs, wish them a quick recovery, just think of it as quality time together, pizza and TV weekends have there place in the world. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well mr has had to go back to work tonight, ( grr twats. ) Taking my sons to the circus tonight, then a quiet weekend at home. X "
Love the circus, enjoy |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
I face paint if that helps
That would make for rather an odd social!
Not really am sure buxred would want compensated for their time it's a contractual agreement goods and services rendered for cash fs.
Keep it within the fab community, spread the love and the wealth
I wasn't suggesting payment in kind! I was just saying it could make for a rather odd initial meeting. Head in the gutter, you. "
Not really I met one of our meets at our doctors. they took blood.
And we don't meet men |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
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The party was a huge success. We had a few technical difficulties initially but afterwards everything went super smooth.
The house wasn't trashed either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eldest monster is having a birthday party at our house on the Saturday. Ten children here all at once.
I imagine Sunday will be spent trying to dispose of the bodies.
Lol congrats, sounds like a bundle of laughs all the best with that one fs, whos the entertainer? Make sure you've got a piñata
What? They need entertaining?!
I was just going to lock them in a room with a cake.
The party was a huge success. We had a few technical difficulties initially but afterwards everything went super smooth.
The house wasn't trashed either! "
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