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Blind date

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes folks... You have been setuo by your friend to go to a blind date! The poster above is that date! Whats your next move?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd say "I am so sorry, there's been a dreadful mistake" and walk off.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'd say "I am so sorry, there's been a dreadful mistake" and walk off. "

What ya drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get my flirt game set to high

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

buy a lottery ticket cos it is my lucky day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call my mate and say 'yeah, very funny, now where's my REAL date!'

Then have a friendly heterosexual pint with him and chat about girls!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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What ya drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Call my mate and say 'yeah, very funny, now where's my REAL date!'

Then have a friendly heterosexual pint with him and chat about girls!

Good save!

Looks like Miss Honey is thristy.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

At last a thread all about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Walk out again. I don't play third wheel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Walk out again. I don't play third wheel

In my best Joey Tribianni voice 'How you doin'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

Ass slapping is on loop fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

Ass slapping is on loop fs

Checking the toilet escape routes

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

Ass slapping is on loop fs

Checking the toilet escape routes

Is that before or after your arse was slapped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

Ass slapping is on loop fs

Checking the toilet escape routes

Is that before or after your arse was slapped

Assumes the position

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"At last a thread all about me

Slap her arse and hijack her for the rest of the day

Ask him where's he been all my life fs

Better late than never fs

Think my arse needs slapping again

Ass slapping is on loop fs

Checking the toilet escape routes

Is that before or after your arse was slapped

Assumes the position

*Slap

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