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The "where the fuck's Jim?" late late nocturnal thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?
Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!"
You forgot to say COWABUNGA! |
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"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?
Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!
You forgot to say COWABUNGA!"
Bollocks!! See, the pressure made me flake  |
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"Evening night owlers, dodgy prowlers? No, that's not right. Say hello, don't be shy, take a seat, pillow....boobie rest?
Oh God, I'm not Jim, the pressure is too great!!
You forgot to say COWABUNGA!"
Good eeeeevening Dark Angel, I hope your day has been a good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!
I'm getting there hold your horses....
Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?
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Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time. |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement 
Good eeeeevening Warks, I would be saddened if it was any other reason!
what top tunes would you recommend today?"
It's late at night so how about something mellow - Riders on the Storm - The Doors
https://youtu.be/lS-af9Q-zvQ
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!
I'm getting there hold your horses....
Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?
Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time."
Make sure you got the right joystick |
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"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!
I'm getting there hold your horses....
Good eeeeeeevening EM, what are you doing up at this hour?
Watching porn, listening to a podcast and playing a video game all at the same time."
Now that's multitasking, but if you really want to impress I've a pile of ironing that you could attempt at the same time.  |
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"Maybe Estella has tracked him down and now has him tied up in her basement
Good eeeeevening Warks, I would be saddened if it was any other reason!
what top tunes would you recommend today?
It's late at night so how about something mellow - Riders on the Storm - The Doors
https://youtu.be/lS-af9Q-zvQ
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Good choice |
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"I miss Jim, he always used to call EM, and would say good eveeeeeening!
And smiley face smiley face ?? "
That's just hassle. I'll ride this one out but will admit to lacking effort. I miss him too ok?!
*sobs*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ
I saw a number written on the wall
It said for a good time call
Dialing 2-8-1-7-6-6-8
Hey baby, I can't wait
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Pick up the phone and I start to think
I get excited when it starts to ring
What will she look like, what will she say
If it's good I'll call her every day
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Got your number off the bathroom wall
And I decided it was about time I made the call
Answered the phone in a sexy voice
I got excited and I had no choice
To put another dime in the telephone
Cause my number's alone at home
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Got your number off the bathroom wall
And I decided it was about time I made the call
Yeah, I got your number off the bathroom wall
Boy am I lucky that I didn't use the other stall  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7d1nPPNgM
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison...
(Guitar solo)
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah
Well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain
Poison (Poi-son)
And I don't want to break these chains
Poison
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8V3N6M0toQ
I saw a number written on the wall
It said for a good time call
Dialing 2-8-1-7-6-6-8
Hey baby, I can't wait
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Pick up the phone and I start to think
I get excited when it starts to ring
What will she look like, what will she say
If it's good I'll call her every day
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Got your number off the bathroom wall
And I decided it was about time I made the call
Answered the phone in a sexy voice
I got excited and I had no choice
To put another dime in the telephone
Cause my number's alone at home
I got your number off the bathroom wall
Got your number off the bathroom wall
And I decided it was about time I made the call
Yeah, I got your number off the bathroom wall
Boy am I lucky that I didn't use the other stall "
One of the guitarists looked very much like one of the vampires from The Lost Boys! |
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"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7d1nPPNgM
Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison...
(Guitar solo)
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah
Well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (Poi-son)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain
Poison (Poi-son)
And I don't want to break these chains
Poison
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Fantastic song! |
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"Voddy stepped in earlier and did one, although there was no © ® ™ on there either.
Shame on James "
If we do it too well he'll expect it all the time 
I know, the erect one is simply not playing ball. I thought it was about 9pm due to the lack of smiley faces!! |
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"Well I'm going to bed now. I've said Jim's name 3 times and proven he is not like Beetlejuice or Candyman.
Enjoy the rest of your evening/morning people.
Goodnight and sweet dreams  "
Liar Liar, yer G-String is on fire as you are clearly not in bed yet missus  |
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