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They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus My lyrics are bottomless
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
Rockin this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve |
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My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You lean in and whisper something sexy like,
"I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning."
I know what you're trying to say baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.
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In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' lewd with his food
We heard that's what you are into
And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want, we could double team you?
How 'bout you and two dudes?
Him, you, and Stu in the nude
Bein' lewd with two dudes for food
Well, that's if Stu's into it too! |
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"In the buff, bein' rude
Doin' stuff with the food
Gettin' lewd with his food
We heard that's what you are into
And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want, we could double team you?
How 'bout you and two dudes?
Him, you, and Stu in the nude
Bein' lewd with two dudes for food
Well, that's if Stu's into it too!"
Lmao I’m actually impressed |
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