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"Evening ma'am, is he slacking again!  Looks like it cant get the staff nowadays even the chuckle brothers arnt around"
Are you loosing the plot, I thought at least pp does the morning thread occasionally 
Tosh is just a lazy fecker these days  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Awake... with him snoring arrrgghhhh x
I hope it's because you have worn him out?!!!
Unfortunately not! I had a shower... got 'ready' and he's away with the fairies... so no fun for me  xx "
deff poke him then or kick him out of bed but make sure he thinks ur asleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awake... with him snoring arrrgghhhh x
I hope it's because you have worn him out?!!!
Unfortunately not! I had a shower... got 'ready' and he's away with the fairies... so no fun for me xx "
"Ready?" What does that entail? I've seen more than enough to make me want to stay awake! |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i could murder chippy chips and gravy right now "
dont worry we will say you were here with us
wanted urgent a chap to get real chips n gravy for the young lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to forums but I can see spending many sleepless nights here 
If only you had tits and a vagina I may have gave a damn fs.  "
Why do you end your every sentence with for sure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to forums but I can see spending many sleepless nights here
If only you had tits and a vagina I may have gave a damn fs.
Why do you end your every sentence with for sure "
 It's full stop, fab swingers or fuck sake am no Irish fs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Voddy, evening all. Xx
Morning legs, what's keeping you up?
Hiya. Just home from work. Not stopping too long. X"
Well it's great to have you with us, how was work? |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"New to forums but I can see spending many sleepless nights here
If only you had tits and a vagina I may have gave a damn fs.
Why do you end your every sentence with for sure
It's full stop, fab swingers or fuck sake am no Irish fs
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There was me thinking it was your initials Fortescue Smythe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to forums but I can see spending many sleepless nights here
If only you had tits and a vagina I may have gave a damn fs.
Why do you end your every sentence with for sure
It's full stop, fab swingers or fuck sake am no Irish fs
There was me thinking it was your initials Fortescue Smythe "
Fredrick Simpson |
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"My bad _oddy 
If it's any consolation I'm rubbish at being erect!
Don't worry, I'm on 20 Viagra a day just to have a wank 
Stops you pissing on your slippers as well "
That's where ma snorkel, flippers & mask come in handy  |
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