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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies."
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English! |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bell? |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?"
FTFY |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY "
There really was no need though. ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though. "
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour. ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though.
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour. "
Jesus!
Drinking some* ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though.
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour.
Jesus!
Drinking some* "
Bloody Worzel, get orfff my combine harvester...
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Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff? "
I prefer Soxy in the buff. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff?
I prefer Soxy in the buff. "
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"
I thought it originated in Africa. |
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"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.
Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ?
Clash sticks. "
Ooo'er men clashing their sticks
Is that a euphemism.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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