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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.

I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Early bird catches the worm perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

He can do that in his own garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early! "

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Thankfully mine doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "

or because hes a lot of work to do

maybe he wants to finish early

maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "

That's inappropriately early ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear

or because hes a lot of work to do

maybe he wants to finish early

maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.

"

Finish early because he got fab meet. I would love cleaning windows in the sun i would love to see the sun here it's so cold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Early bird catches the worm perhaps?"

I'd prefer my window cleaner to focus on my window cleaning than any worms

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By *lue NarwhalMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It's because he likes to earn an honest bob..

And not because he's a nosey parker..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's because he likes to earn an honest bob..

And not because he's a nosey parker.. "

You are window cleaner then to know that.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Ask him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ask him"

I couldn't I'm a very shy person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That is early. Mine turned up after 11 yesterday x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "

So when he caught you in your underwear what time was that roughly ?

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By *lue NarwhalMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Nope....

Sunday afternoons sat in the beer garden of the hammers assessment a child with a bottle of and a dish of prawns listening to the old bloke tinkling the ivories and warbling classic east London tunes...

When I'm cleaning windows was part of his very small repertoire and chas and dave he wasn't!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If it bothers you ask him not to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nope....

Sunday afternoons sat in the beer garden of the hammers assessment a child with a bottle of and a dish of prawns listening to the old bloke tinkling the ivories and warbling classic east London tunes...

When I'm cleaning windows was part of his very small repertoire and chas and dave he wasn't!!! "

I love a bit chas and dave.

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.

I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough "

i get early morning views presented to me every day by a certain someone and i can assure you such views are far from rough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.

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By *mm and HerCouple  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Our building is being cleaned this week. So no idea when but at some point someone will be abseiling down the side and looking in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.

I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough

i get early morning views presented to me every day by a certain someone and i can assure you such views are far from rough "

That's because I get up early to make myself look good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that. "

I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You need to get a window cleaner that doesn't need a ladder to clean your bedroom window's!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Start early, finish early. Then go home and get things sorted for the family, or go down the pub to meet up with friends.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i am my own window cleaner - but anybody peeping through my window will see me butt naked if its warm enough

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By *W ChapMan  over a year ago

Swindon


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Finish early because he got fab meet"

Your window cleaner is on Fab?

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By *hatterbox 2Couple  over a year ago

Wakefield

Im a female window cleaner and never see any guys in their undies

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By *wcwCouple  over a year ago

cheshire

Do you want him to see you. It might turn some women on. If the window cleaners ok. Lol.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?

There's early and there's early!

I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear

or because hes a lot of work to do

maybe he wants to finish early

maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.

"

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You could always keep the curtains shut!

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By *wcwCouple  over a year ago

cheshire

What would you do if you did. N the guy was ok looking. Av a bit of banter. Or say nothing. Or would it start you thinking. ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.

I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "

I know mine very well. Not in a carnal way though.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

Isnt this just an attention seeking thread . As one forumite has already said ... close your curtains .... simples

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Attention seeking thread. Well I never...............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Attention seeking thread. Well I never..............."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mines never shows up till mid afternoon. Though would'nt see a problem with one turning up first thing all my blinds are closed until 'im up and ready to go out in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Isnt this just an attention seeking thread . As one forumite has already said ... close your curtains .... simples "
. Yeah but leave a tiny little gap.. That's really teasing..

At least that's what I'm told by a guy in the pub, who I don't know that well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?"
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Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If my window cleaner showed up at 6:30am I'd tear him a new one.

Milkman might've been more believable perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?.

Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer "

Ah yes, apologies. Each to their own etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.

I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough "

They are there to clean your windows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.

I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "

Smells like a BS thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If my window cleaner showed up at 6:30am I'd tear him a new one.

Milkman might've been more believable perhaps? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?.

Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer

Ah yes, apologies. Each to their own etc etc "

.

Exactly, you know fab rules.. No generalising.. Bloody women

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?.

Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer "

Some of use cherry pickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.

I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "

Is it John?

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