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What is it with window cleaners
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early! "
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early!
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "
or because hes a lot of work to do
maybe he wants to finish early
maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early!
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "
That's inappropriately early .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early!
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear
or because hes a lot of work to do
maybe he wants to finish early
maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.
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Finish early because he got fab meet. I would love cleaning windows in the sun i would love to see the sun here it's so cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early!
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear "
So when he caught you in your underwear what time was that roughly ? |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Nope....
Sunday afternoons sat in the beer garden of the hammers assessment a child with a bottle of and a dish of prawns listening to the old bloke tinkling the ivories and warbling classic east London tunes...
When I'm cleaning windows was part of his very small repertoire and chas and dave he wasn't!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nope....
Sunday afternoons sat in the beer garden of the hammers assessment a child with a bottle of and a dish of prawns listening to the old bloke tinkling the ivories and warbling classic east London tunes...
When I'm cleaning windows was part of his very small repertoire and chas and dave he wasn't!!! "
I love a bit chas and dave. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.
I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough "
i get early morning views presented to me every day by a certain someone and i can assure you such views are far from rough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.
I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough
i get early morning views presented to me every day by a certain someone and i can assure you such views are far from rough "
That's because I get up early to make myself look good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that. "
I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Please tell me they haven turned up already at 6.30!?
There's early and there's early!
I think it's because last time he come i was just in my underwear
or because hes a lot of work to do
maybe he wants to finish early
maybe cleaning windows on a hot day and direct sunlight isnt great.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.
I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "
I know mine very well. Not in a carnal way though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines never shows up till mid afternoon. Though would'nt see a problem with one turning up first thing all my blinds are closed until 'im up and ready to go out in the morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isnt this just an attention seeking thread . As one forumite has already said ... close your curtains .... simples " . Yeah but leave a tiny little gap.. That's really teasing..
At least that's what I'm told by a guy in the pub, who I don't know that well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?.
Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer "
Ah yes, apologies. Each to their own etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They always turn up early in the morning what do they think they are going to see.
I'm in my pj's at this time of the morning looking rough "
They are there to clean your windows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.
I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "
Smells like a BS thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I guess you live in a bungalow. Window cleaners don't use ladders nowadays, do they ?.
Some do some don't..Im lead to believe is the required answer
Ah yes, apologies. Each to their own etc etc " .
Exactly, you know fab rules.. No generalising.. Bloody women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine turned up whilst I was tied to the bed once. I couldn't look him in the face for ages after that.
I wouldn't be able to for months if that happened to me. But my window cleaner is very hot. "
Is it John? |
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