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over a year ago
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I'm watching the football on the telly, so haven't got the time for detailed and eye catching PMs to anyone telling them how much I admire them (got to get my priorities right haven't I? ) but waving at all the lurvely laydeez anyway   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"can we do the hokey y?
in.. out... in... out 
I'd love to do any kind of dance with you young lady
Gorgeous pics xx"
if you wanna dance with me i suggest you blow wayyyyyy more sunshine up my shit pipe than that..
cmon.. try harder |
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"can we do the hokey y?
in.. out... in... out
I'd love to do any kind of dance with you young lady
Gorgeous pics xx
if you wanna dance with me i suggest you blow wayyyyyy more sunshine up my shit pipe than that..
cmon.. try harder "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im not normally into water sports but for fuck sake will someone just royally piss all over my lamppost
only cos this thread allows it "
How do you royally piss?  |
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"im not normally into water sports but for fuck sake will someone just royally piss all over my lamppost
only cos this thread allows it
How do you royally piss? "
not entirely sure just thought it sounded better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im not normally into water sports but for fuck sake will someone just royally piss all over my lamppost
only cos this thread allows it
How do you royally piss? "
Get your butler to hold your cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PM eye catching folk eh?... I may just do that...
I reckon him above might catch your eye  "
Could take someone's eye out with that thar thing!!
Shouldn't health and safety slap some of that high-viz tape on there!!  |
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"PM eye catching folk eh?... I may just do that...
I reckon him above might catch your eye
Could take someone's eye out with that thar thing!!
Shouldn't health and safety slap some of that high-viz tape on there!! "
I have done the training, could I borrow your helmet |
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"Hey there you ..you with the sad face
Come upto my place and live it up ....
Hey you there by the dance floor, what do you cry for?
Are you singing to each other #cuteasfuck "
if it floats your boat miss honey ..then yeah we're a duet  |
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"Hey there you ..you with the sad face
Come upto my place and live it up ....
Hey you there by the dance floor, what do you cry for?
Are you singing to each other #cuteasfuck
if it floats your boat miss honey ..then yeah we're a duet "
Sing to me  |
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"Hey there you ..you with the sad face
Come upto my place and live it up ....
Hey you there by the dance floor, what do you cry for?
Are you singing to each other #cuteasfuck
if it floats your boat miss honey ..then yeah we're a duet
Sing to me "
Oh I'll make sweet music with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right the footballs finished - which means I can either now (a) spend time perusing this thread and crafting detailed, eyecatching PMs for the objects of my desire, or (b) go get a cuppa and watch another episode of Twin Peaks so I'm all up to date again on the orignal series before the new one starts in a couple of weeks!
Kettle on and cherry pie it is! ..
But still waving to all the beautiful women in here ... |
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"I'd better not - my wife and bit on the side might see.
I like a challenge
Oi! 
Bitch please, you ain't his wife. 
I know. I get the few good bits. And I'm not sharing those. "
Oh no, don't share those |
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"im not normally into water sports but for fuck sake will someone just royally piss all over my lamppost
only cos this thread allows it
How do you royally piss? "
You never heard of "The Royal Wee"? |
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