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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only have one, a fair isle one so it's favourite by default.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a Christmas themed one, that is only worn during the December month.

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By *ittle miss belleWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

I don't own one... Can I just turn up and snuggle in with someone else?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just love onesies and jump suits

- Mrs. J -

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach

Too hot, I'd bloody melt wearing one...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont like them. Too much effort to pee! If I wear my one piece swimsuit can I still come?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dont like them. Too much effort to pee! If I wear my one piece swimsuit can I still come? "

One has to take them off to do that

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dont like them. Too much effort to pee! If I wear my one piece swimsuit can I still come? "

Naw onsies are the dress code besides you get ones with a hatch and buttons at the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Too hot, I'd bloody melt wearing one..."

You can get summer ones no excuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't own one... Can I just turn up and snuggle in with someone else? "

That's a negative

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only have one, a fair isle one so it's favourite by default. "

Ooohhhh that's sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a Christmas themed one, that is only worn during the December month."

Get shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just love onesies and jump suits

- Mrs. J -"

that's the spirit fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Popped my onesie on for you m1cks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Popped my onesie on for you m1cks "

Oooooooffft too Sexual fs, that's whit am chatting aboot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Popped my onesie on for you m1cks

Oooooooffft too Sexual fs, that's whit am chatting aboot "

Love ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No just no never even considered getting one either

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Popped my onesie on for you m1cks

Oooooooffft too Sexual fs, that's whit am chatting aboot

Love ya "

Love doesn't live here anymore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Popped my onesie on for you m1cks

Oooooooffft too Sexual fs, that's whit am chatting aboot

Love ya

Love doesn't live here anymore "

*puts strapon on*

Fine.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No just no never even considered getting one either "

Get reconsidering fs onsies are aw the rage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Popped my onesie on for you m1cks

Oooooooffft too Sexual fs, that's whit am chatting aboot

Love ya

Love doesn't live here anymore

*puts strapon on*

Fine....."

Makes sure his onesie is buttoned up at the back and runs like fuck tae hide under the bed*

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By *oxic1998Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Dont own one and never will

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a fab party you should really be looking at twosies or we could create moresies but that could get a tad warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Onesies too hot! Naked snuggles! Winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's like a masquerade ball only wi onsies fs, plus did I mention it's an open bar with onsie themed naked bottlers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont own one and never will "

A finger buffet will also be available and a prize for the best onesie fs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont have one at home but i do have my own penguin onesie i wear at the kids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's like a masquerade ball only wi onsies fs, plus did I mention it's an open bar with onsie themed naked bottlers. "

Oi! Bribery is a shocking tactic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dont have one at home but i do have my own penguin onesie i wear at the kids "

Would love to see you in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's like a masquerade ball only wi onsies fs, plus did I mention it's an open bar with onsie themed naked bottlers.

Oi! Bribery is a shocking tactic! "

Alls fair in onsie and non onsie party wars fs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I dont have one at home but i do have my own penguin onesie i wear at the kids

Would love to see you in that "

the picture of me in my sheep outfit was bad enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive Got a grey onesie m1ck.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dont have one at home but i do have my own penguin onesie i wear at the kids

Would love to see you in that the picture of me in my sheep outfit was bad enough "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No,just no!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ive Got a grey onesie m1ck.

PTU xxx"

Shows yer grey onesie fs is it a moose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" aye just aye can't wait "

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a Superman one, I love it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" aye just aye can't wait

Ftfy "

That better not be to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" aye just aye can't wait

Ftfy

That better not be to me!"

Or whit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a Superman one, I love it. "

Excellent you can sit at the top table

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


" aye just aye can't wait

Ftfy

That better not be to me!

Or whit? "

Or I'll pinch your nipple's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" aye just aye can't wait

Ftfy

That better not be to me!

Or whit?

Or I'll pinch your nipple's!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone for vodka jelly shots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone for vodka jelly shots?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How do you delete other people's posts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive Got a grey onesie m1ck.

PTU xxx

Shows yer grey onesie fs is it a moose? "

Ta daaaaaa! Xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *gnitemybodyWoman  over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Anyone for vodka jelly shots?

You can bride people with vodka jelly shots you know. Well you probably can "

*can't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sleep in the pink-n-crinklies here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

id look like a fucking teletubby in one

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By *r Costa xxMan  over a year ago

stirling


"id look like a fucking teletubby in one "

Cute, which one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ive Got a grey onesie m1ck.

PTU xxx

Shows yer grey onesie fs is it a moose?

Ta daaaaaa! Xxx"

Oooooooffft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts "

Traitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"id look like a fucking teletubby in one "

Teletubby onsies are

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts "

Of Course the party is just starting and everyone is welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sleep in the pink-n-crinklies here! "

Is that a miss piggy one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts

Traitor "

That's for offering me carrot cake!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope ..an adult baby grow ..that can fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts

Traitor

That's for offering me carrot cake!"

M1cks eats carrot cake with custard!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts

Traitor

That's for offering me carrot cake!

M1cks eats carrot cake with custard!!!! "

This is too much, I'm going home to Netflix and chill

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Onsies are the spawn of the devil, fooking ugly things!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in mate with my kangaroo onesie I wore out for my birthday last year if welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it still open? Got kicked out off the other party, I have pj's if that counts

Traitor

That's for offering me carrot cake!

M1cks eats carrot cake with custard!!!! "

Yen baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're having a naked foam party in the other thread. There's twister on the go and some of us are dancing on the poles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in mate with my kangaroo onesie I wore out for my birthday last year if welcome"

Legend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Onsies are the spawn of the devil, fooking ugly things! "

Oversized babygrows...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're having a naked foam party in the other thread. There's twister on the go and some of us are dancing on the poles "

We have Calvin Harris and lady Gaga in the hoooooseeeee

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs "

Personally, I've not worn a rompa-suit since I've been physically able to dress myself. They must be one of the silliest fashions in living memory.

Sorry ....

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone can look good naked it takes a certain calibre of individual to sport a Onesie fs welcome you onsie lovers, beer pong at the indoor pool is now open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Personally, I've not worn a rompa-suit since I've been physically able to dress myself. They must be one of the silliest fashions in living memory.

Sorry ....

Cal"

You can wear whatever you like at my party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone can look good naked it takes a certain calibre of individual to sport a Onesie fs welcome you onsie lovers, beer pong at the indoor pool is now open "

Who said you looked good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone can look good naked it takes a certain calibre of individual to sport a Onesie fs welcome you onsie lovers, beer pong at the indoor pool is now open

Who said you looked good "

Mirror mirror on the wall

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton

Just my Lycra AIO (all in one).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Personally, I've not worn a rompa-suit since I've been physically able to dress myself. They must be one of the silliest fashions in living memory.

Sorry ....

Cal

You can wear whatever you like at my party "

Must be quite at your get together you seem to be spending more time at the onsie party cause the place is jumping pumping fs

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dick had a minions one I brought him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dick had a minions one I brought him. "

Ah a chick with impeccable taste fs I salute you, signals a naked butler to bring over the champagne for the lovely couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just my Lycra AIO (all in one). "

Great choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Personally, I've not worn a rompa-suit since I've been physically able to dress myself. They must be one of the silliest fashions in living memory.

Sorry ....

Cal

You can wear whatever you like at my party "

Except a onsie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby"

Jammies count as onsies welcome to the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby"

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x"

That's cause it's empty there's no one there tae judge fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x"

How did you get back I here I specifically told security to keep an eye out for you, did you disguise yourself in a onsie, whiffs of hypocrisy methinks, you prefer the onsie party don't ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're having a naked foam party in the other thread. There's twister on the go and some of us are dancing on the poles "

Lies and more lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Onsies are the spawn of the devil, fooking ugly things! "

Strongly disagree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x

How did you get back I here I specifically told security to keep an eye out for you, did you disguise yourself in a onsie, whiffs of hypocrisy methinks, you prefer the onsie party don't ya. "

I seduced the security with a flash of my bum. You can't do that in a Onesie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x

How did you get back I here I specifically told security to keep an eye out for you, did you disguise yourself in a onsie, whiffs of hypocrisy methinks, you prefer the onsie party don't ya.

I seduced the security with a flash of my bum. You can't do that in a Onesie!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs "

Micks fs

Now all I can imagine is you as a minion

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The tunes are banging the drinks are flowing the onsie crowd is beautiful and the play rooms are now officially open who's going with who fs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Micks fs

Now all I can imagine is you as a minion "

Minions rule fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Micks fs

Now all I can imagine is you as a minion "

Mrs Doyle your wonder woman onsie is simply amazing fs, oooooooffft.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Onsies are the spawn of the devil, fooking ugly things!

Oversized babygrows..."

^^Says all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Onsies are the spawn of the devil, fooking ugly things!

Oversized babygrows...

^^Says all you need to know "

They're cool, so many wonderful designs you can be whoever you want with a onsie fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x

How did you get back I here I specifically told security to keep an eye out for you, did you disguise yourself in a onsie, whiffs of hypocrisy methinks, you prefer the onsie party don't ya.

I seduced the security with a flash of my bum. You can't do that in a Onesie!"

You can, that's what the hatch at the back is for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They're too much of a pain when you need the toilet. Pyjamas for me instead

Ruby

Come on over to the none onsie party, we dont judge there x

How did you get back I here I specifically told security to keep an eye out for you, did you disguise yourself in a onsie, whiffs of hypocrisy methinks, you prefer the onsie party don't ya.

I seduced the security with a flash of my bum. You can't do that in a Onesie!

You can, that's what the hatch at the back is for!"

You tell her fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs

Micks fs

Now all I can imagine is you as a minion "

May I say your aubergines are absolutely devine fs

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one "

Kinky minx you'd bring out the sheer class in one fs, you'd make a black bag look good welcome to the party, here have some Dom Perigon

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By *weetChariotMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

Flying squirrel, with tail, wings and hood with ears and eyes ... Especially used when leaping from top wardrobe and gliding down to the bed when looking for the hole I hid my nuts in .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party "

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party "

Dude I like your thinking your head of PR, although we are filling up fast and the Kardashian's have just called to say they're on route fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Flying squirrel, with tail, wings and hood with ears and eyes ... Especially used when leaping from top wardrobe and gliding down to the bed when looking for the hole I hid my nuts in ....."

welcome to the onesi playboy mansion party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end. "

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers "

Could it be.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts "

Busy gatecrashing and showing yer toosh tae security mare like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts "

Partying doesn't count if it's not competitive!

Twice the nudes for the next 13 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers

Could it be.....? "

Rachael!! Get in my party right now before I spank your bottom. Only the naughty people are in here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts

Partying doesn't count if it's not competitive!

Twice the nudes for the next 13 minutes!"

Who is nude? You and M1cks?

Have you seen the lovely ladies and gentlemen we have in our party?

Im about to slip out of my panties

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers

Could it be.....? "

Are you thinking of who am thinking of fs?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one

Kinky minx you'd bring out the sheer class in one fs, you'd make a black bag look good welcome to the party, here have some Dom Perigon "

That's the point, there is no class in one

And it's Veuve or Armand de Brignac

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one

Kinky minx you'd bring out the sheer class in one fs, you'd make a black bag look good welcome to the party, here have some Dom Perigon

That's the point, there is no class in one

And it's Veuve or Armand de Brignac "

Aye Armand van heldon will be here shortly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts

Partying doesn't count if it's not competitive!

Twice the nudes for the next 13 minutes!

Who is nude? You and M1cks?

Have you seen the lovely ladies and gentlemen we have in our party?

Im about to slip out of my panties "

By doing so you would become naughty!

As you have previously said this is the naughty people's party .

Unless you have Marc or Fabolous and bearded at your part I'm staying here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers

Could it be.....?

Rachael!! Get in my party right now before I spank your bottom. Only the naughty people are in here! "

Hawl stop trying tae poach our cool party goers lady gaga has just striped off and jumped into the pool fs oooooooofft

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton

You lot crack me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts

Partying doesn't count if it's not competitive!

Twice the nudes for the next 13 minutes!

Who is nude? You and M1cks?

Have you seen the lovely ladies and gentlemen we have in our party?

Im about to slip out of my panties

By doing so you would become naughty!

As you have previously said this is the naughty people's party .

Unless you have Marc or Fabolous and bearded at your part I'm staying here "

Nope they're in the mix singles room getting their freaka oan fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You lot crack me up. "

Welcome have a cold pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pretty sure the more successful and better party will reach 175 replies faster.

Free nudes for people who join this party

We're too busy partying to worry about thread posts

Partying doesn't count if it's not competitive!

Twice the nudes for the next 13 minutes!

Who is nude? You and M1cks?

Have you seen the lovely ladies and gentlemen we have in our party?

Im about to slip out of my panties "

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one

Kinky minx you'd bring out the sheer class in one fs, you'd make a black bag look good welcome to the party, here have some Dom Perigon

That's the point, there is no class in one

And it's Veuve or Armand de Brignac

Aye Armand van heldon will be here shortly "

I had to Google him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FFS micks, hurry up, we're loosing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"FFS micks, hurry up, we're loosing!"

Its not a race dude it's a onsie party we have quality let them have quantity fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FFS micks, hurry up, we're loosing!

Its not a race dude it's a onsie party we have quality let them have quantity fs "

We lost it man, they're pulling ahead too fast.

I'm jumping ship!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"FFS micks, hurry up, we're loosing!

Its not a race dude it's a onsie party we have quality let them have quantity fs

We lost it man, they're pulling ahead too fast.

I'm jumping ship!"

Relax everyone's pumping here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a very large elderly lady in a black and white onesie with pink slippers walking away from a shop today.

She cheered me up no end.

Bring her along she could probably teach us a thing or two, hawd the bus did you say pink slippers fs I know a fmite wi pink slippers

Could it be.....?

Rachael!! Get in my party right now before I spank your bottom. Only the naughty people are in here!

Hawl stop trying tae poach our cool party goers lady gaga has just striped off and jumped into the pool fs oooooooofft "

I'm veggie. Lady Gaga and her choice in clothing clash with my hierarchical ideals. If only I could spell them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gin.

I need gin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin. "

We have gin at our party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin.

We have gin at our party "

Drops knickers.

Joins party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bunnyhop did you poop in our jacuzzi fs

Sabotage will not be tolerated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin.

We have gin at our party

Drops knickers.

Joins party. "

Gin galore in the gin room

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn't be seen dead, or alive, in one

Kinky minx you'd bring out the sheer class in one fs, you'd make a black bag look good welcome to the party, here have some Dom Perigon

That's the point, there is no class in one

And it's Veuve or Armand de Brignac

Aye Armand van heldon will be here shortly

I had to Google him "

He wants yer boaby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bunnyhop did you poop in our jacuzzi fs

Sabotage will not be tolerated. "

Only cos you asked me to

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bunnyhop did you poop in our jacuzzi fs

Sabotage will not be tolerated.

Only cos you asked me to "

Discusting fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin.

We have gin at our party

Drops knickers.

Joins party.

Gin galore in the gin room "

Oh flip. You've not seen me on gin, have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You know it's been a good party when the competition leaves a floater in yer jacuzzi fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin.

We have gin at our party

Drops knickers.

Joins party.

Gin galore in the gin room

Oh flip. You've not seen me on gin, have you? "

Gin is basically clear whiskey it's a hell of a drug fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gin.

I need gin.

We have gin at our party

Drops knickers.

Joins party.

Gin galore in the gin room

Oh flip. You've not seen me on gin, have you?

Gin is basically clear whiskey it's a hell of a drug fs "

Me. Gin. Chameleons. Mark. Just ask. He'll tell you. I gave permission

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mark who? is he at the onsie party?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mark who? is he at the onsie party? "

He's staff at chams. He knows how to get a party going

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M1cks has spiked all your drinks and is planning on stealing all your wallets

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"M1cks has spiked all your drinks and is planning on stealing all your wallets "

Better than pooping in the jacuzzi fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love my onesie, for lounging around in, I sleep naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"M1cks has spiked all your drinks and is planning on stealing all your wallets "

They can't hear you all too busy pumping and getting pumped fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Love my onesie, for lounging around in, I sleep naked "

Welcome to the party please refrain from using the jacuzzi our competition has left a turd the size if a tuna baguette in there fs. She's terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love my onesie, for lounging around in, I sleep naked "

feel free to go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

For health and safety reasons, thanks tae Bunnyhops jobby in our lovely jacuzzi we have to evacuate all party goers and end our onsie party early, sorry folks I know how much fun you were all having but there's only one person to blame.

Shoot tae kill fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Which one of you aminals wiped their knobs on my lovely silk drapes fs? No more parties fs, your all barred.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" "

Disgraceful behaviour fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon "

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case. "

At least it wasn't your kettle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case.

At least it wasn't your kettle "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case.

At least it wasn't your kettle

"

As you very well know it wouldn't have fit in the kettle, don't play the innocent miss jacuzzi pooper, once I have the evidence confirmed you'll be hearing from my team of solicitors fs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case.

At least it wasn't your kettle

As you very well know it wouldn't have fit in the kettle, don't play the innocent miss jacuzzi pooper, once I have the evidence confirmed you'll be hearing from my team of solicitors fs. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This has gone so wrong, I'm glad I left before the Armageddon

Dude the Armageddon is the sign of a great party fs

Even though some chick did shit in my jacuzzi fs. Forensics are on the case.

At least it wasn't your kettle

As you very well know it wouldn't have fit in the kettle, don't play the innocent miss jacuzzi pooper, once I have the evidence confirmed you'll be hearing from my team of solicitors fs.

"

You can wipe that smirk aff yer face anawl, I've got Fabs best poop detective on the case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party "

The other party has been shut down by the 'boring police'. Think some auld dude had a heart attack due to lack of excitement fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party "
i don't think anyone would mind if you did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party

The other party has been shut down by the 'boring police'. Think some auld dude had a heart attack due to lack of excitement fs "

It ran its course. It didn't die a slow and quiet death like this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party i don't think anyone would mind if you did "

How's your heart? I was worried, you OK fs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party

The other party has been shut down by the 'boring police'. Think some auld dude had a heart attack due to lack of excitement fs

It ran its course. It didn't die a slow and quiet death like this one "

We was sabotaged 'someone' shat in our jacuzzi fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party

The other party has been shut down by the 'boring police'. Think some auld dude had a heart attack due to lack of excitement fs

It ran its course. It didn't die a slow and quiet death like this one

We was sabotaged 'someone' shat in our jacuzzi fs "

Shut up, or I'm shitting in it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't own one. Someone needs to invent a crotchless onsie.

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By *abes in the woodWoman  over a year ago

wales

I own 2 one ladybird not sure on other don't wear it much it so annoying when you need toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only just arrived, I best take it off and see if I can join the other party

The other party has been shut down by the 'boring police'. Think some auld dude had a heart attack due to lack of excitement fs

It ran its course. It didn't die a slow and quiet death like this one

We was sabotaged 'someone' shat in our jacuzzi fs

Shut up, or I'm shitting in it again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't own one. Someone needs to invent a crotchless onsie."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I own 2 one ladybird not sure on other don't wear it much it so annoying when you need toilet."

The new ones you can buy come with a toilet built in, like a space suit

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Ahhhhh... Adult babygrows! Do you have the nappies, bottles and dummies as well to complete the set?

I hate the things

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ahhhhh... Adult babygrows! Do you have the nappies, bottles and dummies as well to complete the set?

I hate the things "

Nappies! Did you not read about our jacuzzi incident fs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Ahhhhh... Adult babygrows! Do you have the nappies, bottles and dummies as well to complete the set?

I hate the things

Nappies! Did you not read about our jacuzzi incident fs "

I did not fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who's got one or more and which is yer favourite that you'd wear to my fab onsie party.

I love my minions onesie fs "

I have a friend who looks so hot in her onesie she looks hot anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ahhhhh... Adult babygrows! Do you have the nappies, bottles and dummies as well to complete the set?

I hate the things

Nappies! Did you not read about our jacuzzi incident fs

I did not fs "

Forensics has concluded Bunnyhop shat in our jacuzzi fs, to sabotage our otherwise swinging (excuse the pun) onsie party

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Aye Dude onsies rock fs

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