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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ill have a nice cup of tea, make it chamomile, to settle my nerves. Currently sat in hotel room waiting for a certain someone to arrive..."
One chamomile tea coming right up.
The nerves are good. Channel them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love a nice fresh coffee
Kinky 
One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am
Bloody instant...pah  "
Some of us just can't control ourselves when we get excited...
Wait, you meant the coffee didn't you? |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"Just what i need. Ill have a tea please 1.5 sugars and not too strong thanks
1.5 sugars? Surely you are sweet enough already?
Tea on its way "
Thankyou.
Im cutting down slowly. People just cant handle the sweetness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love a nice fresh coffee
Kinky
One nice fresh coffee on its way ma'am
Bloody instant...pah
Some of us just can't control ourselves when we get excited...
Wait, you meant the coffee didn't you?"
I did mate.....maxwell house  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've d*unk enough tea to sink a battleship today, so can I have a coffee, blue top, no sugar please. Oh and a few biccies as well. Ta very muchly  "
Would you like the moon on a stick too sir? Biccies indeed!
Ginger nuts ok? |
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"I've d*unk enough tea to sink a battleship today, so can I have a coffee, blue top, no sugar please. Oh and a few biccies as well. Ta very muchly
Would you like the moon on a stick too sir? Biccies indeed!
Ginger nuts ok?"
Absolutely wonderful, not had any of those for a while. More of a Hobnob man maself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bloody hell so that's
Milky hot bovril
Nice strong chocolate
Yorkshire cream
Honey and baileys
A slice of lady cake
And weird milk with black hobnobs
On its way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could do with some homemade hot honey and lemon.
Plus a warming snuggle and promises I'll get better quick
You need me?
Yes miss nurse "
The honey's always hot in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell so that's
Milky hot bovril
Nice strong chocolate
Yorkshire cream
Honey and baileys
A slice of lady cake
And weird milk with black hobnobs
On its way "
Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell so that's
Milky hot bovril
Nice strong chocolate
Yorkshire cream
Honey and baileys
A slice of lady cake
And weird milk with black hobnobs
On its way
Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream "
We'll have none of that canoodling in here. I'm watching you - trouble maker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell so that's
Milky hot bovril
Nice strong chocolate
Yorkshire cream
Honey and baileys
A slice of lady cake
And weird milk with black hobnobs
On its way
Yorkshire Tea! Although if any Yorkshire men are in and want to give me their cream
We'll have none of that canoodling in here. I'm watching you - trouble maker "
Watch on, sugar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have any bovril?"
Is this a girl that likes her meat? Lol
I do have Bovril and if I didn't I know where the shop is
Tea with just milk please.......Sweet enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!
'written in invisible ink yet again'  "
Woah there skippy. Mardy arses get a smacked bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a cuppa,a slice or three of cake and a cuddle if one, or more, lucky lady would be so kind "
I would happily give you a great big cuddle.
And did someone mention cake?! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a cuppa,a slice or three of cake and a cuddle if one, or more, lucky lady would be so kind
I would happily give you a great big cuddle.
And did someone mention cake?! Lol"
Not sure I'll be sharing the cake |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Fuck it, I'm sticking to the wine, coffee is for breakfast!
'written in invisible ink yet again'
Woah there skippy. Mardy arses get a smacked bottom "
Understands over and out, cool kids like to play with the popular kids over and out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yorkshire tea,no sugar,let it brew for a bit,drop of milk.And don't use the coffee spoon to make it!
What sort of savage do you think I am?"
Some people just want to watch the world burn,can't be too careful! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just warm milk for me, please
And a hair stroke?
You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced. "
 no almost about it |
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"Just warm milk for me, please
And a hair stroke?
You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced. "
I've not had a hair stoke for a while, could do with one as I'm poorly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just warm milk for me, please
And a hair stroke?
You're offering out tea and hair strokes, I almost feel like I'm being seduced.
I've not had a hair stoke for a while, could do with one as I'm poorly "
I'll stroke yours if you stroke mine
Hair of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!
Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one! "
I definitely want at least one toffypop, my favourite biccies ever....and tea, one sugar, strong but milky please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea would be so good! One sugar and milk please!
Ive got some toffypops if anyone wants one!
I definitely want at least one toffypop, my favourite biccies ever....and tea, one sugar, strong but milky please! "
Strong and milky - got it |
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