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If you were stranded on a desert island....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just supposing you are stranded on a desert island with no hope of rescue and there was only one other person on the island. Who would you dread that person being and would it make you celibate for life? (inspired by Wishy and his first wife)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shhhh.. don't tell everyone about her, I'm still doing Thursdays and Mondays at the support group and I'm not supposed to discuss it outside of the circle of love and mutual relief of all my fellow escapees.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But.. to answer the OP.... yes.
Um.. no, I mean, I'm not saying I would want it to be you, I was answering another thread.
Oh bollox. This is confusing.
I wouldn't want it to be my mum. She'd nag about the sand not being tidy, and ya can't shag ya mum.  |
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"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.
Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.
No one is welcome in my dessert island."
Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thinking about it some more, if I was stranded on a desert island with only one person for companionship - I'd fookin hate it to be staunch member of the Labour Party, a Union boss would be even worse. We'd have to have an election to see which one would have to fook off, but no block votes.
(I'd have claimed the title to the Manor and would be Lord anyway, so the other scumba... um person would have to leave by default.) |
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"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.
Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.
No one is welcome in my dessert island.
Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands? "
Excellent! You're in!
Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.
Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.
No one is welcome in my dessert island.
Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?
Excellent! You're in!
Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight."
You mean like Budgie the Helicopter? He's got eyes. Big ones too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmmmm I'm busy imagining a dessert island instead.
Blancmange mountain ranges and jelly lakes festooned with sponge finger forests with custard rain.
No one is welcome in my dessert island.
Not even if I brought a tin of Hundreds & Thousands?
Excellent! You're in!
Not only do they make even the most mundane dessert a visual delight! But we could pass the time by counting them! Or arranging an S.O.S sign for rescue planes with incredibly good eye sight."
sounds lovely but ever since reading about the gingerbread house I am kinda sceptical. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh fuck...just thot of Michael McIntyre shouting in that squeeeeeeeeeeeally english(sorry if that offends) voice,
"SHIP,SHIP,SHIP!!!!!",
while his hair flops around and he sweats profusely, I pick up to cocnuts and smash his brain into a pulp...Brain soup anyone? hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amy Winehouse  "
I could quite cheerfully drop kick that ugly, screeching, booze soaken, drug ridden trollop into next week whilst wearing a pair of steel reinforced dockers boots. 
Twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gillian McKeith, you are what you eat?
I'd have to club her with a log. "
Agreed. I'd drown the witch though.
Feckin' whinger wouldn't last 15 seconds before I shove her head under water.
Disclaimer: I'm normally a nice person |
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