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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago
norwich |
We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years  anybody else got any unladylike stories ? |
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"We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "
That's so funny,it's usually the guy's doing that kind of thing anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we have all had one of those moments.. i dont think ive had a guy overreact so childishly though"
I was thinking this!
My partner accepted very early on that women fart and piss and shit the same as men do and that I'm not shy about that.
I have no boundaries and no problem invading someone's personal space  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hoick my pants up and jeans up in public. I have these knickers with dodgy elastic and i really should bin them but i forget.
Anyway, after walking my kids to School my pants have worked themselves down to past my cheeks. If i had a skirt on they'd be around my ankles... but it gets uncomfy in jeans when your knickers are trying to break free...so i stop and just hoick them up.
Classy me  |
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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago
norwich |
"I think we have all had one of those moments.. i dont think ive had a guy overreact so childishly though
I was thinking this!
My partner accepted very early on that women fart and piss and shit the same as men do and that I'm not shy about that.
He's not childish. It's just something he doesn't expect me to do so maybe it's the way I usually behave is why his reaction was not one he found funny. I did though By the way he is the best bloke a woman could have and I like he thinks I'm a lady.
I have no boundaries and no problem invading someone's personal space "
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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago
norwich |
"I had a wee in the shower once  . I'm so bad...
Oh your going to hell Madam "
I was d*unk one night. We started having sex. I got all emotional and started crying whilst on top. I was sobbing but trying to ride bbut all got mixed up and I ended up weeing on him ?? That made me cry even more. Bless him I don't know how he's put up with me for 21 years ?? |
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"I had a wee in the shower once . I'm so bad...
Oh your going to hell Madam
I was d*unk one night. We started having sex. I got all emotional and started crying whilst on top. I was sobbing but trying to ride bbut all got mixed up and I ended up weeing on him ?? That made me cry even more. Bless him I don't know how he's put up with me for 21 years ??"
Was he any more forgiving than when you farted on him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fallen d*unk down a flight of stairs from a night club. Had a lbd on, no knickers which ended up round my neck with me unconscious.
Not my finest moment! |
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"I had a wee in the shower once . I'm so bad...
Oh your going to hell Madam
I was d*unk one night. We started having sex. I got all emotional and started crying whilst on top. I was sobbing but trying to ride bbut all got mixed up and I ended up weeing on him ?? That made me cry even more. Bless him I don't know how he's put up with me for 21 years ??"
Hahaha aww that's sweet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a little upset tummy and made a bit of a mess with some anal play with a fb one day, worst thing was I knew and he continued to then fist me, I was enjoying it so much I just let him continue till I'd cum lol
It was all over his leg  |
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"Had a little upset tummy and made a bit of a mess with some anal play with a fb one day, worst thing was I knew and he continued to then fist me, I was enjoying it so much I just let him continue till I'd cum lol
It was all over his leg "
I think you win up to now |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though  "
So can I. I can remember going out with one of my little brothers and his friends on a trip home about 20 years ago. He'd only known me as the sensible big sister really and I'd moved away at 18. It was at a Bier Keller type place, so lots of dancing on tables and singing and I downed a pint, I'll never forget his little face. Definitely got some big sister kudos after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can down a pint. I do need a massive burp after though
So can I. I can remember going out with one of my little brothers and his friends on a trip home about 20 years ago. He'd only known me as the sensible big sister really and I'd moved away at 18. It was at a Bier Keller type place, so lots of dancing on tables and singing and I downed a pint, I'll never forget his little face. Definitely got some big sister kudos after that "
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All guys like their mates big sister type, if there d*unk dancing on tables and drinking pints I'm usually thinking how well do I really like this mate coz I'm pretty keen on dibbing his sis and he might fall out about it  .
What the fuck, I've got enough mates |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "
I've had this happen, made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.
Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fallen d*unk down a flight of stairs from a night club. Had a lbd on, no knickers which ended up round my neck with me unconscious.
Not my finest moment! "
What you should be more worried about is are there any pictures you don't know about  |
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I used to play ice hockey.
We had history (of the not great kind) with another team. During a tournament it kinda kicked off. By kinda, there were about 6 of us scrapping, gloves off, this shit is on. Ref and linesmen do their thing and stop it as and where they can, escorting players off the ice. When it got to me being escorted off I approached the gate, looked up at the supporters of the opposing team who were directly above me, and with a great big smile flipped them the middle finger with both hands and proceeded to give the wanker gesture until I was out of sight.
That was a whole lot of fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, and another time with the above mentioned ex bf... he was back living with his parents and his son at the time. He'd gotten me really rather tipsy on an empty stomach on a strong South African brandy. So we go to bed, literally just about to have sex... I pushed him off, ran to the bathroom dribbling sick all the way. He held my hair back then helped me shower. Thankfully his mum completely blamed him and not me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We were on bed and spooning. We were both naked and his Willy was resting in crack of my bum. I felt it coming and knew I should move but I didn't. I did the biggest hugeist noisiest fart. He was so cross. He turned over shouting " that actually made my cock move and rattle between your arse cheeks " well I set off laughing and laughing and laughing. He got well angry and got up and slept on sofa. He still hates it if I fart in front of him. We've been together 21 years anybody else got any unladylike stories ? "
oh my does sound gross mind remember he was in flight path |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.
Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose. "
Yuk, out of your nose? Do you remember how refreshers used to make your nose go fizzy if you ate too many? (Or was that just me?, ). I can only imagine it was some horrible vomity version of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I accidentally peed on my ex girlfriend's face once.
Also almost threw up on an ex boyfriend's cock, and once as he came in my mouth I threw up in my mouth at the same time, and it all dripped out of my nose.
Yuk, out of your nose? Do you remember how refreshers used to make your nose go fizzy if you ate too many? (Or was that just me?, ). I can only imagine it was some horrible vomity version of that "
Out of my nose! That's not far off wrong.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, another story about the above ex!
I was spotting one day so I popped my moon cup in, didn't even think about it again until I was round at his that day, he tried to use his fingers inside me and asked what it was. I got up, went to the bathroom, washed it, came back, showed him then we just got on with what we were doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, another story about the above ex!
I was spotting one day so I popped my moon cup in, didn't even think about it again until I was round at his that day, he tried to use his fingers inside me and asked what it was. I got up, went to the bathroom, washed it, came back, showed him then we just got on with what we were doing. "
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Have you ever heard of the sentinilese tribe? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.
Your name! 
I hadn't noticed that!
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Miss Innocent (sorry, Mrs Lib), this might be the best thing I have seen on here in ages. Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side to start a pissing tournament? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.
Your name!
I hadn't noticed that!
Miss Innocent (sorry, Mrs Lib), this might be the best thing I have seen on here in ages. Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side to start a pissing tournament? "
Oh please do!
P.S. I was never Innocent |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have been known to enjoy watching a game of football or rugby and the occasional cricket match.
Your name!
I hadn't noticed that!
Miss Innocent (sorry, Mrs Lib), this might be the best thing I have seen on here in ages. Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side to start a pissing tournament?
Oh please do!
P.S. I was never Innocent "
Bugger. I knew it felt wrong. Sorry, Tiff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side"
No, I think it's a great idea.
Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no qualms about pulling my knickers out of my bum crack, in public. It's too uncomfortable to ignore "
as soon as I got in to the hair salon I pulled my knickers outta my bum n said "god I've been diein to do that all mornin".
PTU xxx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side
No, I think it's a great idea.
Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though."
I want to do it! But I'm worried someone will take my name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it wrong that part of me now really wants to see someone change their username to Lib's Bit On The Side
No, I think it's a great idea.
Whoever does it needs to keep the name though for a while until I can change mine back so I look good though.
I want to do it! But I'm worried someone will take my name. "
Yeah... Wouldn't want to lose that peach. |
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By *rwchcple OP Couple
over a year ago
norwich |
"Had a little upset tummy and made a bit of a mess with some anal play with a fb one day, worst thing was I knew and he continued to then fist me, I was enjoying it so much I just let him continue till I'd cum lol
It was all over his leg "
Oh my god ?? |
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classic!
Years 0-45 apparently 