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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My phone is constantly changing profanities for things more acceptable but sometimes makes things worse.
Try saying - I think you sexy, faf?
When my phone would rather.....'I think your sexy, gag?" Or worse " I think your sexy, dad?" 
Have you got some example to get me smiling today?
Cheats! I mean Cheers!  
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
If you're not aware of it, look up Damn Your Autocorrect online.
One of the funniest sites I've ever seen.
I've had a few. It's not quite an autocorrect, but I remember texting a mate and saying I "couldn't wait to cwtch up with you". I meant "catch", but the phone recognised a Welsh word I sometimes use that means something rather different.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....  "
That's a different type of bait... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine forever puts "ducking " 
Do you fancy a duck?
It actually put - fancy a dick? Haha. "
Ha ha, now that could be a good typo depending on the recipient. Not so good for you if it's male x |
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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued.... "
I've done this too.
"What time are you fisting this evening?" |
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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....
I've done this too.
"What time are you fisting this evening?" "
Did yours result in someone driving for almost 2 hours at breakneck speed without a single piece of fishing gear??? |
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"I rather embarrassingly sent one of my angling buddies a text asking him if he wanted to join me for a spot of fisting once.... Much confusion ensued....
I've done this too.
"What time are you fisting this evening?"
Did yours result in someone driving for almost 2 hours at breakneck speed without a single piece of fishing gear??? "
Christ no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a letter to a customer 'We apologise for any inconvenience caused' was changed to 'We apologise for any incontinence caused'
Thankfully I picked it up before it went out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .
"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"
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Sure. We believe you, it was an error. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .
"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"
Sure. We believe you, it was an error. "
Shhh thankfully my friend believed it was an error one way to find out whether she's into girls haha |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
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My phone changes puppy to pussy. I text my friend a few months ago. . .
"What time shall I pop round to see your pussy"
Sure. We believe you, it was an error.
Shhh thankfully my friend believed it was an error one way to find out whether she's into girls haha "
Love receiving auto-corrected messages which haven't been read before hitting the send button, can be so much fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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everytime i use the word cock, it tries to change it to cocktail!
I've gotten a few laughs when i've asked them to sit on my cocktail or a cocktail inside them!
Running out of spirits at this point! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to say I had midgey bites but my phone changed it to midget
I'm pretty sure you've talked about how much you love ducking too"
And rubbing my clot |
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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago
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Texting a good friend that'd just had an argument with her BF, he walked out and she was upset, said she was ugly and fat
Went to type "You are not fat!"
Phone sent "you're a bit fat!"
I died.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Texting a good friend that'd just had an argument with her BF, he walked out and she was upset, said she was ugly and fat
Went to type "You are not fat!"
Phone sent "you're a bit fat!"
I died.... "
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Haha. 
