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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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Some cuddles, I really don't feel very well.

Maybe some food too, something soft ideally.

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much the same, a good tv series to start watching would be nice as well

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Cuddles sound good... Just polished off 24 jaffa cakes so feeling a little piggish here

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I need someone to spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need enthusiasm to clean, or failing that a cleaner. And cuddles would be nice too.

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Some cuddles, I really don't feel very well.

Maybe some food too, something soft ideally.

How about you? "

Tha wants some of Yohoho's gravy (not an euphemism) lass.

That'll see thee reet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Pretty much the same, a good tv series to start watching would be nice as well

Come snuggle up, I'll find something

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm feeling poorly too MH, a chesty cough that hurts.

I need snuggles and someone to tell me it was all be ok

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

"Some cuddles, I really don't feel very well.

Maybe some food too, something soft ideally.

How about you?

Tha wants some of Yohoho's gravy (not an euphemism) lass.

That'll see thee reet!

Certainly would!

Don't forget the chips though

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

I fancy pomegrante appletiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease."

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm feeling poorly too MH, a chesty cough that hurts.

I need snuggles and someone to tell me it was all be ok

*will

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm feeling poorly too MH, a chesty cough that hurts.

I need snuggles and someone to tell me it was all be ok

I need looking after, it never happens.

Huggle in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a cuddle too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease."

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease."

Very specific

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Some cuddles, I really don't feel very well.

Maybe some food too, something soft ideally.

How about you?

Tha wants some of Yohoho's gravy (not an euphemism) lass.

That'll see thee reet!

I do so need that

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

I fancy pomegrante appletiser"

That's a thing?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always, a but (you're right!

) greedy that way bit (again!

) I always return with interest.

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Some cuddles, I really don't feel very well.

Maybe some food too, something soft ideally.

How about you? "

I need lots of cuddles today. Happy to help out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Cuddles sound good... Just polished off 24 jaffa cakes so feeling a little piggish here"

Go to 36 next time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice bottle of wine would be nice

Cuddle that leads to heavy petting that leads to forking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cold Pepsi Max in a can, salt and vinegar crisps, some chocolate and a lot of cuddles whilst watching a film, please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been munching all day and feel fat, the family size tub of baileys haagan dazs is helping me feel better

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

I fancy pomegrante appletiser

That's a thing?!"

Sure is

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm feeling poorly too MH, a chesty cough that hurts.

I need snuggles and someone to tell me it was all be ok

I need looking after, it never happens.

Huggle in

Thank you, feels good

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease."

Would you like to suck my freshly shaven balls and cock whilst I lick your foof?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Ice cold Pepsi Max in a can, salt and vinegar crisps, some chocolate and a lot of cuddles whilst watching a film, please. "

A giant bag of macoys?

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Some air con in my room and someone to wash my car.

I can't sleep in any kid of warmth and my fan is knackred, also there was a fire near to home a couple of days ago and all the smoke seemed to just land on my car!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ice cold Pepsi Max in a can, salt and vinegar crisps, some chocolate and a lot of cuddles whilst watching a film, please.

A giant bag of macoys?"

Oh god yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny Irish I'm sending you lots of cuddles xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big cuddles for you pretty lady xx

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

I fancy pomegrante appletiser"

That sounds good too, hope you start to feel better soon Miss H

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooo cuddles would be lovely. Sometimes it's all you need x

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Horny Irish I'm sending you lots of cuddles xx"

Sending you lots back. and the odd kiss for good measure.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Cuddles sound good, I really want a can of blood orange Sanpellegrino. I have a craving

I fancy pomegrante appletiser

That sounds good too, hope you start to feel better soon Miss H

I'm giving myself until tomorrow lunch time to mope and then operation get sexy is on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horny Irish I'm sending you lots of cuddles xx

Sending you lots back. and the odd kiss for good measure.

Thanks kiss you back too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs."

You say all the best things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

You say all the best things.

Calling you a short arse or offering cat snuggs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

You say all the best things.

Calling you a short arse or offering cat snuggs?

Can you whisper poor little short arse in my ear when you cuddle me with your pussy?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!"

All misery welcome here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!"

I did warn you no tae run with your shoe laces untied fs

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!"

Why the misery?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!

I did warn you no tae run with your shoe laces untied fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!

Why the misery? "

I had a bit of an alcohol fuelled weekend away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

You say all the best things.

Calling you a short arse or offering cat snuggs?

Can you whisper poor little short arse in my ear when you cuddle me with your pussy?

I could! Would you like me to stroke anything?

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By *ve 66Woman over a year ago

Blackwood

Definitely a diet I can stick to

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

You say all the best things.

Calling you a short arse or offering cat snuggs?

Can you whisper poor little short arse in my ear when you cuddle me with your pussy?

I could! Would you like me to stroke anything?"

My hair. My head hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a kettle, tea bags and milk

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I need a kettle, tea bags and milk"

I might just need you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My weekend was fucking awful too.

*hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want cuddles and someone to stroke my hair until I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My freshly shaved foof licked, fingered and fucked while I have my wrists tied behind my back while bent over a bed.

Pleeeeeease.

Are you going to corrupt my beg for sympathy thread?

Always

But I really do just want a cuddle. I'm wrecked

Ohhhh, my poor little short arse

Come have cat snuggs.

You say all the best things.

Calling you a short arse or offering cat snuggs?

Can you whisper poor little short arse in my ear when you cuddle me with your pussy?

I could! Would you like me to stroke anything?

My hair. My head hair "

Okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Swap them for some sperm?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!"

Ohh I'm jealous now. . I don't have any chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!"

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Swap them for some sperm?"

Err ok? Just send it to me in a little cup??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To move my belt out a notch

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Ohh I'm jealous now. . I don't have any chocolate

I've still got an Easter egg left you can have, I'm feeling slightly sick after already eating one

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"My weekend was fucking awful too.

*hugs*"

*hugs back*

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Erm I'm not sure. I'd need someone to lick me and check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Can I have your pizza and you can have miss red? I'm hungry all this talking of food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty much the same, a good tv series to start watching would be nice as well

Harlots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty much the same, a good tv series to start watching would be nice as well

Harlots"

Is good shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Ohh I'm jealous now. . I don't have any chocolate

I've still got an Easter egg left you can have, I'm feeling slightly sick after already eating one

Ooh yes please. . It always seems like a good idea until after when you feel sick from eating too much

but chocolate is good for you and calorie free at weekends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Erm I'm not sure. I'd need someone to lick me and check

I've never been a guinea pig before, sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to rest my hands on someone's hips and feel their lips pressed against mine.

Or perhaps just a cold shower

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Cuddles and a back massage would go down a treat, been a while since I b cuddle to sleep

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Erm I'm not sure. I'd need someone to lick me and check

I've never been a guinea pig before, sounds interesting

Is it not me who's the guinea pig?

Or do I have to lick you for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Can I have your pizza and you can have miss red? I'm hungry all this talking of food

No food sharing from me! Leave mah pizza alone, you can have the delivery guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cuddles and someone to stroke my hair until I fall asleep

C'Mere you fs

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Can I have your pizza and you can have miss red? I'm hungry all this talking of food

No food sharing from me! Leave mah pizza alone, you can have the delivery guy

Pfft. At least the delivery guy will have more pizza!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Erm I'm not sure. I'd need someone to lick me and check

I've never been a guinea pig before, sounds interesting

Is it not me who's the guinea pig?

Or do I have to lick you for that?

I think thorough testing is required to resolve the problem, I lick you, you lick me, all is happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want cuddles and someone to stroke my hair until I fall asleep

C'Mere you fs

Okay then

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

Some mini eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Can I have your pizza and you can have miss red? I'm hungry all this talking of food

No food sharing from me! Leave mah pizza alone, you can have the delivery guy

Pfft. At least the delivery guy will have more pizza!"

Haha exactly what I thought... who needs a man who won't share his pizza when I can order a 10 inch for myself

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Cuddles would be awesome. My misery may be self inflicted but its misery nonetheless!

Why the misery?

I had a bit of an alcohol fuelled weekend away

Fluids. Carbs. Fluids. Carbs. Paracetamol. Sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do with a cuddle too. Feeling a bit hormonally emotional

if anyone wants my hormones I'm happy to give the fuckers away

Hormones are fuckers! I've just eaten my bodyweight in chocolate to help mine!

Does that mean you taste like chocolate now? If so can I have you with my pizza

Can I have your pizza and you can have miss red? I'm hungry all this talking of food

No food sharing from me! Leave mah pizza alone, you can have the delivery guy

Pfft. At least the delivery guy will have more pizza!

Haha exactly what I thought... who needs a man who won't share his pizza when I can order a 10 inch for myself

Sizeist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A beer and a few of you lovely ladies to keep me company. I'll cook, naked if you like, give you a rub down and we can end by putting a movie on. Not that I plan on watching it.

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Hugs and hair strokes to all that need them x

I presume *soft kitty* is needed too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleep and maybe some clue as to why I stick around.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman over a year ago

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"Sleep and maybe some clue as to why I stick around."