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over a year ago
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Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus. |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus. "
Ringmaster please  |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please "
Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never have too many clowns x 
Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me? "
Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance  |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please
Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x "
Easy peasy  |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please
Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x
Easy peasy "
Brace!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never have too many clowns x
Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?
Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance "
Costume? I'm a clown aren't I?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please
Ok the job is yours. Hope you can keep the clowns under control x
Easy peasy
Brace!!! "
Naw  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never have too many clowns x
Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?
Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance
Costume? I'm a clown aren't I? "
Yes, you need the oversized shoes and red nose, clothes are optional  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them?
Acrobat. Very nice x "
Yes that's the one. I will wear a crotchless catsuit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never have too many clowns x
Damn. I trained for this stuff. Where do you want me?
Damn that's a loaded question. Get your costume on in the back but come see me after the performance
Costume? I'm a clown aren't I?
Yes, you need the oversized shoes and red nose, clothes are optional "
Or just an oversized bow tie and nothing else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wanna be one of this flexible women that can get their feet above their head. What do you call them? "
Contortionist?
I'd just be happy with a sparkly costume, but with my lack of grace probably ought to be the one selling overpriced candy floss.
T x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus 
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either  "
Dildos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right?
Do it with your thighs out and I'd pay good money for that! "
It's a circus not a strip club, family friednly and all  |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please "
oh nae doubt you'd be a better clown |
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"Was just doing some work and organising a circus visit, so thought what if we had a fab circus. What job would you like or what act could you do to entertain us. Purely people only no animals at this circus.
Ringmaster please "
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either
Dildos?"
Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either
Dildos?
Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me "
Angie - order more dildos |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can cycle backwards on my bike, that's a circus trick, right?
Do it with your thighs out and I'd pay good money for that!
It's a circus not a strip club, family friednly and all "
Party pooper! |
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either
Dildos?
Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me
Angie - order more dildos"
Watch it you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either
Dildos?
Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me
Angie - order more dildos"
There's a selection of toys on its way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have coulrophobia, think I better steer clear of the circus
You can be the knife throwers assistant, youd get a blindfold
I'm not overly keen on having knives thrown at me either
Dildos?
Ok just to clarify I'm not overly keen on anything being thrown at me, unless it happens to be a man of my choosing throwing himself at me
Angie - order more dildos
There's a selection of toys on its way. "
In the words of Montgomery Burns 'Excellent' |
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