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Who's still asleep?
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"Me. " Lies! Or are you proficient in sleep texting? | |||
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"Wish I was" Me too. That sounds like me wishing you were asleep!  | |||
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"My left butt cheek "*Slaps it* wake up! | |||
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"Wish I was...woke up at 6 thinking it was around 8.30..couldn't get back off!!" Annoying! | |||
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"Are you joking, at this time on a Sunday morning? "I can be.... What do you call a woman in the back of a goal? Annette! | |||
"Are you joking, at this time on a Sunday morning?
I can be.... What do you call a woman in the back of a goal? Annette! "Ha! | |||
"Silly dreams so thankfully not me!" Bah, it couldn't have been a sexy dream, could it! | |||
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"I'm awake ..was asleep..but now awake ...I think "Get back to us when you know  | |||
"My Cat ... He looks so sweet here next to me on the bed. "Lucky pussy. | |||
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"I'm awake ..was asleep..but now awake ...I think
Get back to us when you know "Will.do | |||
"My left butt cheek
*Slaps it* wake up!"Still dead to the world.... perhaps you should try biting it  | |||
"My left butt cheek
*Slaps it* wake up!
Still dead to the world.... perhaps you should try biting it " | |||
"No, woke up at 6.30 stupid body clock. I don't want to get out of bed but the sun is streaming through my window and I can't nod off again x " Get up and make the most of that sun  | |||
"I am " I like that you sleep with a boob out | |||
"My dog, on my left leg, which is asleep " Can't you slide it out without doggy knowing? | |||
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"I'm not officially awake until I've had coffee. I haven't had coffee yet so I must still be asleep. " Loving your logic here  | |||
"I'm not officially awake until I've had coffee. I haven't had coffee yet so I must still be asleep. " I'm out of coffee!!!!!! | |||
"My left butt cheek "What a coincidence, care to wake up my right cheek? | |||
"Silly dreams so thankfully not me! Bah, it couldn't have been a sexy dream, could it! "Nar I'm not that lucky | |||
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"I'm awake ..was asleep..but now awake ...I think "I know that feeling it sucks got work at 10.30.  | |||
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"Everyone else in my house Also my left leg" Go get a saucepan and wooden spoon. Get those buggers up! | |||
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"keep the fucking noise down its Sunday x" *Bangs pan louder* | |||
"Me , well half asleep anyway. "one eye open, one closed? | |||
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"Everyone else in my house Also my left leg Go get a saucepan and wooden spoon. Get those buggers up!" Get to fuck in enjoying the peace... Ah feet on the landing, you did that! | |||
"My dog, on my left leg, which is asleep Can't you slide it out without doggy knowing?" When I move he stretches further up my leg. Good job I love him | |||
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"Everyone else in my house Also my left leg Go get a saucepan and wooden spoon. Get those buggers up! Get to fuck in enjoying the peace... Ah feet on the landing, you did that! " that's me sneaking in | |||
"Me , well half asleep anyway. one eye open, one closed?"Exactly.  | |||
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"I'm awake! I'm thinking poached eggs!" We both know that'll stay as a thought! | |||
"I'm awake! I'm thinking poached eggs! We both know that'll stay as a thought! "I've been practicing! They at least resemble eggs now! | |||
"I'm awake! I'm thinking poached eggs! We both know that'll stay as a thought!
I've been practicing! They at least resemble eggs now! "Claiming a fried egg is a poached egg is unacceptable! | |||
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"Not me I have just done 1.5 hours in the gym "Dedication | |||
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"Everyone else in my house Also my left leg Go get a saucepan and wooden spoon. Get those buggers up! Get to fuck in enjoying the peace... Ah feet on the landing, you did that! that's me sneaking in "Oh  | |||
"Not me I have just done 1.5 hours in the gym
Dedication "It's not it's the gym is quiet and a fat boy can get away with working out in peace and quiet and get on all the equipment | |||
"Not me I have just done 1.5 hours in the gym
Dedication
It's not it's the gym is quiet and a fat boy can get away with working out in peace and quiet and get on all the equipment "Still dedicated for getting there at that time on a Sunday | |||
"Not me I have just done 1.5 hours in the gym
Dedication
It's not it's the gym is quiet and a fat boy can get away with working out in peace and quiet and get on all the equipment
Still dedicated for getting there at that time on a Sunday "I second that!! | |||
But I feel strangely good
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