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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone got a useful reply ??"
This is a publicly accessible forum. Anyone could see the answer and read about 'quiet places for car shagging'
Won't be very discreet for long |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black
Which year was it made ? And what type of tires do u have on it? "
to be fair this is extremely important you don't want to be going out shagging in a 55 plate running continental tyres big mistake and nothing good can happen from doing so |
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By *ovbill OP Man
over a year ago
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"Anyone got a useful reply ??
This is a publicly accessible forum. Anyone could see the answer and read about 'quiet places for car shagging'
Won't be very discreet for long"
An hour will be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black
Which year was it made ? And what type of tires do u have on it? to be fair this is extremely important you don't want to be going out shagging in a 55 plate running continental tyres big mistake and nothing good can happen from doing so"
Exactly ! Was just trying to help  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Top tip get 5 kitchen chairs place two at front facing forward then put 3 behind facing forward then a set of fury dice put these on say a coffee table in front of all the chairs effectively this will be your bonnet then you will need a round baking tray like a pizza tray then both sit down in the front two seat's the one in the right hand chair will need the tray they will pretend to steer while you both make brum brum noises hey presto you have a secluded private place to have car sex all from the comfort of your own home. Thank me later. |
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By *ovbill OP Man
over a year ago
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"Top tip get 5 kitchen chairs place two at front facing forward then put 3 behind facing forward then a set of fury dice put these on say a coffee table in front of all the chairs effectively this will be your bonnet then you will need a round baking tray like a pizza tray then both sit down in the front two seat's the one in the right hand chair will need the tray they will pretend to steer while you both make brum brum noises hey presto you have a secluded private place to have car sex all from the comfort of your own home. Thank me later."
Not a bad idea
And the kids can have breakfast off my ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top tip get 5 kitchen chairs place two at front facing forward then put 3 behind facing forward then a set of fury dice put these on say a coffee table in front of all the chairs effectively this will be your bonnet then you will need a round baking tray like a pizza tray then both sit down in the front two seat's the one in the right hand chair will need the tray they will pretend to steer while you both make brum brum noises hey presto you have a secluded private place to have car sex all from the comfort of your own home. Thank me later.
Not a bad idea
And the kids can have breakfast off my ass "
That's sick you pervert
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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"Black
Which year was it made ? And what type of tires do u have on it? to be fair this is extremely important you don't want to be going out shagging in a 55 plate running continental tyres big mistake and nothing good can happen from doing so
Exactly ! Was just trying to help "
I would recommend the new bridgestone range...quite arduous on the bumps |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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"Try Coventry fc on a home match day won't be any one turning up there.
Why does everything have to involve football
CCFC Are crap and we all know so back to quiet lanes ?"
Really odd suggestion but bear with..
Back in the 90s a bit of tech came into invention called the internet...google and you will find...
Also dont just park up and play, suss the areas out first and resesrch before wading in as some places are visited more frequently by police |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black
Which year was it made ? And what type of tires do u have on it? to be fair this is extremely important you don't want to be going out shagging in a 55 plate running continental tyres big mistake and nothing good can happen from doing so
Exactly ! Was just trying to help
I would recommend the new bridgestone range...quite arduous on the bumps"
Good choice pal bet you have to keep a shity stick with you to keep the woman away with a set of them on. |
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By *ovbill OP Man
over a year ago
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"Try Coventry fc on a home match day won't be any one turning up there.
Why does everything have to involve football
CCFC Are crap and we all know so back to quiet lanes ?
Really odd suggestion but bear with..
Back in the 90s a bit of tech came into invention called the internet...google and you will find...
Also dont just park up and play, suss the areas out first and resesrch before wading in as some places are visited more frequently by police "
Finally a normal response
Have checked Google maps and its hard to tell
That's why I'm asking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Try Coventry fc on a home match day won't be any one turning up there.
Why does everything have to involve football
CCFC Are crap and we all know so back to quiet lanes ?
Really odd suggestion but bear with..
Back in the 90s a bit of tech came into invention called the internet...google and you will find...
Also dont just park up and play, suss the areas out first and resesrch before wading in as some places are visited more frequently by police
Finally a normal response
Have checked Google maps and its hard to tell
That's why I'm asking "
Depends where you are in Coventry but there's so very quiet lanes around Corley moor. Just avoid the rocks |
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"you don't want to be going out shagging in a 55 plate running continental tyres big mistake and nothing good can happen from doing so"
IN a 55 plate? The OP said he wanted to have sex WITH a car.
Hence F&B's interest in the model |
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"Are you going alone or with company
With the wife
Is this the wife that you say you've split up with on yer profile, or someone else's? "
I think the OP is very clear in his text, THE wife would mean his wife |
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