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Phrases on Profiles and true meaning
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1. Athletic - As in Soviet era shot putter
2. Cannot Accommodate and expects discretion - Married
3. Not looking for a relationship - Looking for a relationship
4. Wanting one off meets - To give an excuse for dumping
5. (Male). Looking for club and party fun only - Needing a ticket to a couples only event.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh nooo! I have not looking for a relationship on my profile but only because I have to been asked on two occasions by single males. I'm genuinely not looking for a relationship.
Professional - meaning they think highly of themselves. They are of a higher class then us peasants. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for like-minded people ..... means ... cant be arsed explaining what's in my mind so I'm just going to try and blag my way by pretending I match anyone who'll reply to a one word messages that says hi.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fill in later ...means..... no I wont 
Fill in later... I don't need to make an effort because they're all gagging for it."
Very true because we are all here for the same thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know my profile says straight but honestly I'm bi.....
You can trust me ... I only say straight to trick my way past the preferences of women who wont meet bi guys |
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Never had any complaints - nor had any meets. Or partners get away as quickly as they can.
Happy to meet for coffee after lots of getting to know each other online - expects cyber fun and immediate shag meet, when missus is on late shift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not meeting at the moment.......not meeting ever!
Curvy....... could be anything (probably same as "large"?)
Ample.....see above
WE.......average at best
VWE.......ok, probs average
Looking for a social first.....if I get you d*unk I'm on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put (insert word) in the subject box to show you have read my profile - My profile is that boring and says so little that actually people find it hard to comment on it, so I have to put this test here. |
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Anything you wanna know just ask - invests zero effort in everything done.
Often available with my stunning fb - thinks it might con couples to meet if pic of porn star is sent.
Prefer regular meets - prefers any meet to zero sex life here and real world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"
Only want to meet local people who can accomodate or do a local car, wood, field, layby, hotel or club. Or they just aren't meeting at the moment. That's how I interprete it anyway. |
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"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel"
It's open to debate,as its misleading. could mean they're unaware of the implications of stating this. Not meeting atm. Will meet somewhere but teleportation required. Hotel meets - which meets the definition of accommodation, whoever pays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Young couple - at least 35
Professional - I have to wear a tie
Always smooth - at least 3 days worth of stubble
Gym fit - went once sometime back in 1995
No single guys (no filters) - please message us we love the attention really
Mr is 10000% straight - will occasionally suck cock
Mrs want to try her bi side - mr wants to see her fuck another chick
Great thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone pls explain to me.....cannot accommodate cannot teavel
To put it simply it means they cannot accommodate and also cannot travel "
House is a tip (ashamed) .... likes to use bus pass so be very local! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right."
Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.
We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right.
Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.
We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them' "
Personally I see generic veries as a sign that it was a pretty shit uninteresting meet but feel they have to leave a veri due to it being protocol and not upset anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeking vwe = pussy like a yawning hippo.
Not seeking blacks or Asians = part of the bnp if you come round here gone set the dogs on you.
Male part only watches wife play with other men doesn't wish to join in = can't get it up any more leaving wife unsatisfied has to get her kicks else where for the sake of the marrige and the kids.
Can't accommodate = married or still lives with there parents.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always interpret 'dont pass this one by ladies' on a male veri as 'he's a shit shag girls. I wont waste my time so please take him off my hands' I'm usually right.
Haha, yes, verification statements are a whole other subject.
We're starting to think 'treat these guys respect' on a couples veri means 'they're naive and clueless and have no idea what they're getting themselves into, so try not to hurt them'
Personally I see generic veries as a sign that it was a pretty shit uninteresting meet but feel they have to leave a veri due to it being protocol and not upset anyone "
And unfortunately you don't know that someone hasn't given a veri at all as if they did , they know it wouldn't be very flattering. So they just don't bother. |
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Love lots of foreplay - will keep your head pushed down on cock until choking on ejaculate
Interested in accompanied club visit - wants cheap entrance plus will drink as you will be expected to drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry travel"
Means they don't accommodate in their home but may accommodate you in a hotel or they only meet in clubs. They just don't want to travel to you only towhere is convenient for them. |
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"I can breathe through my ears - I love giving oral for ages whether it gets you off or not.
Ohno!! That means i loooove big boobs and can withstand them smothering me  "
I'd not thought of that one |
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"Thanks for all the messages ........ load of bollocks no one has messaged them but hoping it would prompt a response
See this all the time "
That and "Oh no, don't know what to do with my 4257 messages, you'll have to be patient with me."
It's quite simple, either answer them or delete them  |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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Iz gna make u sore frm dat fingrz bangz init - dropped either out of school, on head or both....
Polite and well mannered - wipe cock on curtains when your back is turned
Cannot travel, cannot accomodate - cant be bothered either way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers."
Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rugby build. - never ever played rugby but has muffin tops and can hardly see his cock.
420 friendly - will be smacked off my tits at any meet.
Want at least 9" - large organ required to fill huge cathedral like space. |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers.
Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site. "
don't want to play message ping-pong - i can't afford a protitute |
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"not looking to fuck the whole site - but i won't say no to any and all offers.
Or not looking for another notch on the bedpost - I wish I did keep count because now I probably have fucked the whole site.
don't want to play message ping-pong - i can't afford a protitute"
I always think this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always makes me laugh when I see a graphic veri left by a man then the obligatory "treat her with respect" at the end. Different levels of respect I guess lol Do men really need to be told that?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not meeting single males AT ALL! - likes to wink and meet single males.
Age range of 30-50 - Winks 22 year olds.
Only meeting locals - Winks from 300 miles away.
They can sometimes get pretty hypocritical |
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Refined swinger - won't dribble a single drop of cum
Not into endless messaging - dull as dishwater, just wants to see your pics and bang you
Quality not quantity - won't get much quality and would shag any quantity of anything
Happy to meet to see how it goes (has limited to no pics) - will pester and stalk you for life
Looking for someone to show me the ropes - clueless, socially and sexually awkward and inept
Happy to go for dinner and drinks - saves coupons but will take half the bill in cash from you, if you offer to pay your share
Living in a house share with mates - the Mrsp and elderly kids or parents
Tested regularly - the Mrs caught crabs from him once, so has to
Like to make love fast and hard or slow, its up to you - you'll get him thrashing about a bit, shooting his load in a couple of minutes regardless
Well dressed - has a pullover, underwear and socks from mum every Christmas |
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