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So the old saying goes, if you want to know what your wife will turn into look at her mother.
So is it true ladies? Are we turning into our mothers as we get older.
Im not, although we have similar tastes in somethings, looks and personality wise ive never been like my mother.
My grandma! Most definetly, she was short and chubby and more and more i come out with things she used to say.
My mum has a cousin and she is the split of my grandma in looks, almost scarily so. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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My career spent in hotel management threw up some "difficult or awkward" moments when it came to this very subject within the Wedding Reception speeches.
One time, the Groom, aged only in his early 20's, stood up and in his speech, looked across to his new Mum in law and said..
"Last night me Dad and I were having a good chat about Mothers in Law. (At this point I'll add, I looked over to his Father, who was now shielding his face and wishing the floor to open up and swallow him! - He said that the daughters usually end up looking like their Mother. Looking at you, well, you're not half an ugly bitch, but you make up for it in personality!" 
The silence was deafening; you could have heard a pin drop! 
Hardly the best way to endear yourself to your mum in law |
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these days most mothers look better than their daughters anyway . most grew up in an era before the boozing and partying 3 or 4 times a week , which inevitably takes a toll on the face and figure . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My career spent in hotel management threw up some "difficult or awkward" moments when it came to this very subject within the Wedding Reception speeches.
One time, the Groom, aged only in his early 20's, stood up and in his speech, looked across to his new Mum in law and said..
"Last night me Dad and I were having a good chat about Mothers in Law. (At this point I'll add, I looked over to his Father, who was now shielding his face and wishing the floor to open up and swallow him! - He said that the daughters usually end up looking like their Mother. Looking at you, well, you're not half an ugly bitch, but you make up for it in personality!"
The silence was deafening; you could have heard a pin drop!
Hardly the best way to endear yourself to your mum in law "
I bet that marriage didn't last too long. I'd be surprised if they actually consumated it! What a thing to say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my birthday, I get a blowjob.
On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.
On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.
At xmas, I get a blowjob.
So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.
I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive.  |
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it is true that you look more like your mother as you get older,I served a customer at work who it turned out hung round with my mom in her younger days and she was so shocked as she said I was her double,and guessed without asking who my mom was,and she hadnt seen her for 30 years!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On my birthday, I get a blowjob.
On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.
On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.
At xmas, I get a blowjob.
So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.
I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive. "
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"these days most mothers look better than their daughters anyway . most grew up in an era before the boozing and partying 3 or 4 times a week , which inevitably takes a toll on the face and figure ."
ah very interesting point of view
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on holiday to the Holy Land. While they are there, the mother-in-law dies.
The local undertaker tells the man, "You can have her shipped home for £10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £50.00."
The man thinks for a minute, and tells the undertaker to pack her up and ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only £50.00?"
The man replied, "A guy died here 2000 years ago, he was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex mother in law looked like a cross betwen a Shih Tzu and a Buffalo with a personality to match any self important stuck up materialistic bint, had nice knockers though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big Les never died ffs it was just a rumor 
The wife and I had to go to the hospital to see the mother-in-law.
The doctor said, "I'm afraid the patient is critical."
I said, "We already fucking know that. What's else is wrong with the bitch?"
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"Funny thing is all the guys on this thread, if they shag a woman with a grown up married child there shagging someones mother in law so they cant all be that bad lol"
true and I am a mother in law myself!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like to clear up that I really do like my mother in law.
It's her fucking daughter I can't stand
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In that case, let her read this then my post code is NE.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A guy sees a funeral procession of two hearses, followed by a man with a dog and a long line of men. He waits for the cars to pass and then approaches the guy with the dog and asks who's in the hearses. The man replies, "the wife is in the first car."
"I'm so sorry, what happened?"
"Dog had her," he replies nodding at the dog.
"And who's in the second car?" ask the bystander.
"Mother in law, dog had her too," the man replies.
The bystander thinks for a few moments and then asks, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replies, "Sure you can, join the queue." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum looks fab Rob always says so too,so hes a happy bunny if the saying is true
The same can't be said for my brothers mother in law though  "
I've met ya and if you look like your mum, when you bringing her to Chams!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a couple of weeks ago, two fab friends called in to see me, my mother was with me too.
Later they both contacted me to tell me how lovely my mum was and that they thought I had inherited her good nature and looks.
I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
She was a stunner in her younger years, and still has a grace and elegance about her that cannot be equalled. |
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs."
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then? "
I got the figure and the legs from her but not the pretty face...ah well 2 out of 3 'aint bad.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then? "
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
I got the figure and the legs from her but not the pretty face...ah well 2 out of 3 'aint bad. "
yeah right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there. "
Nahhhh that's Stu and View who used to pop a drop in to each other when passing. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there. "
oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.
oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr "
Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.
oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr
Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx"
no probs mate.
it's got sparkly bits on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do love and admire my mother and I wish I had inherited her pretty face along with the slim figure and long legs.
Where did your slim figure, long legs and pretty face come from then?
The milkman? Thems camp fookers up there.
oi any more of that, and i'll hit you with my handbag.grrrrr
Can i borrow it next time im up ?? xx
no probs mate.
it's got sparkly bits on it. "
Oooohhhh nice one xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.
She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.
My mum loved glamour, either pencil skirts with sheer stockings and high heels, or a full skirt with loads of petticoats underneath. She never wore flat shoes, always heels. I remember her stockings with seams at the back.
She loved the Hollywood actresses of the 50s; Marilyn, Lana Turner, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and she had books about them, which she would show me and I'd love the clothes the actresses were wearing.
Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.
She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.
My mum loved glamour, either pencil skirts with sheer stockings and high heels, or a full skirt with loads of petticoats underneath. She never wore flat shoes, always heels. I remember her stockings with seams at the back.
She loved the Hollywood actresses of the 50s; Marilyn, Lana Turner, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and she had books about them, which she would show me and I'd love the clothes the actresses were wearing.
Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens "
hold on,i'm just putting my wig on,right thats it..
fancy a shag.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.
She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.
My mum loved glamour, either pencil skirts with sheer stockings and high heels, or a full skirt with loads of petticoats underneath. She never wore flat shoes, always heels. I remember her stockings with seams at the back.
She loved the Hollywood actresses of the 50s; Marilyn, Lana Turner, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and she had books about them, which she would show me and I'd love the clothes the actresses were wearing.
Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens "
Your mum must have been a stunner, because you are pretty amazing looking yourself xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am like my mother. She always loved 50s Hollywood glamour and she was always fashionably dressed. She loved burlesque and she also loved drag queens - Danny La Rue being her favourite. She used to take me with her, as my Dad refused to go, and I loved the costumes and the glamour.
She also loved the Black and White Minstrels, they were big in the 70s and we used to go to the theatre to see that too.
My mum loved glamour, either pencil skirts with sheer stockings and high heels, or a full skirt with loads of petticoats underneath. She never wore flat shoes, always heels. I remember her stockings with seams at the back.
She loved the Hollywood actresses of the 50s; Marilyn, Lana Turner, Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn and she had books about them, which she would show me and I'd love the clothes the actresses were wearing.
Im not as glamorous or as attractive as my mum, but I have developed her love of glamour, clothes, shoes and I still love drag queens "
So do drag queens try and look like their mother then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So the old saying goes, if you want to know what your wife will turn into look at her mother.
So is it true ladies? Are we turning into our mothers as we get older.
Im not, although we have similar tastes in somethings, looks and personality wise ive never been like my mother.
My grandma! Most definetly, she was short and chubby and more and more i come out with things she used to say.
My mum has a cousin and she is the split of my grandma in looks, almost scarily so."
I don't think its true any more. People let themselves go less nowadays and hair is regularly dyed and fashions are more evident. There are a few who will but not that many. |
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