There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.
Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?
She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.
Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.
Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.
Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she loved far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.
*did i miss anything?
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"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.
Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?
She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.
Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.
She flirted outrageously in
the forums and loved sharing photos of her fun filled vagina.
Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.
Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.
*did i miss anything?
Mwah "
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"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.
Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?
She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.
Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.
She flirted outrageously in
the forums and loved sharing photos of her fun filled vagina.
Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.
Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.
*did i miss anything?
Mwah
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"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.
Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?
She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.
Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.
She flirted outrageously in
the forums and loved sharing photos of her cum filled vagina.
Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.
Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.
*did i miss anything?
Mwah
Fixed...
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My phone hates the word cum it changes it to fun.
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"She has a voodoo vagina and men fall in love with her.
She is like a dream girl...or fuck dream. "
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