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Me and my big mouth (again)

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Oi Oi I nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Police woman she looked bloody stunning.

Then I fucked up by saying, "And that's not the drink talking either."

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Oi Oi I nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Police woman she looked bloody stunning.

Then I fucked up by saying, "And that's not the drink talking either."

Lmao. Keep em coming pal.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

Ones very heavy, the others a little lighter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

Ones very heavy, the others a little lighter

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Oi Oi I nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket by telling the Police woman she looked bloody stunning.

Then I fucked up by saying, "And that's not the drink talking either."

You silly banana!

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

Ones very heavy, the others a little lighter

Puntastic

Tarka dhal. Like a regular dhal, just a little 'otter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ex of mine got stopped on his motorbike and said to the police. Shouldn't you be on a motorway bridge somewhere. Thinking he was being hilarious. Needless to say he got fined.

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I asked her if she sweated much in her uniform chasing suspects?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice one!

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

She put the cuffs on me which was one fantasy fulfilled I gues

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