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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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Sexy Brunette wants to marry me, she proposed via video call and has demanded a nice ring

She also wants bridesmaids

A dj and all that shite

Who wants to be one?

She is also a bit d*unk so will most likely be a bridezilla

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sexy Brunette wants to marry me, she proposed via video call and has demanded a nice rimming

She also wants bridesmaids

A dj and all that shite

Who wants to be one?

She is also a bit d*unk so will most likely be a bridezilla "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maid of honour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll join in! Happy to do most things

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wedding talk

*shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will there be pink things involved?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sexy Brunette wants to marry me, she proposed via video call and has demanded a nice ring

She also wants bridesmaids

A dj and all that shite

Who wants to be one?

She is also a bit d*unk so will most likely be a bridezilla "

Oi oi I'm not that pissed! I need bridesmaids and stuff and I am actually d*unk but the proposal stolll stands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I be the hen night, one last fling?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show."

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Will there be pink things involved?"

Oh fucked if I know. I'm being obedient and doing this so you lot can pick a theme

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Can I do the favours?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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There is always a perverted uncle at weddings,

I could be one of them

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number "

What a dream

I've got my first time in Autumn...

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Can I do the favours?"

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?

Oh fucked if I know. I'm being obedient and doing this so you lot can pick a theme "

In that case, I'm wearing black. It's slimming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I do the favours?

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?"

Kept that quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number "

Erm, can I be invited to the night do?, I'll be the grumpy uncle on the far table in the corner!

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number "

Ouch. Although with your colouring and hair I reckon you would have looked fairly decent in it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I do the favours?

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?

Kept that quiet. "

Hell yes in a cage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need a hen do, can we have naked waiters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

go to vegas! i can highly recommend it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?

Oh fucked if I know. I'm being obedient and doing this so you lot can pick a theme "

That's a first! Am I a switch ? I like pink but it doesn't suit me, I'm a dark deep and twisted kinda girl. So preferably purples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok so favours sorted

Maid of honour sorted - meeee

I know of a good wedding photographer on here so sorted

Dj.. well i can make a playlist

Micks is naked butler at the hen do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Naked waiter

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I do the favours?

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?"

Great idea

I meant wedding favours, the bi guys do me favours

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Naked waiter "

I'll need a drink every 5 minutes

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Can I do the favours?

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?

Great idea

I meant wedding favours, the bi guys do me favours "

Sugared almonds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All sorted then. I'll find somewhere else to mutter under my breath.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I do the favours?

Sexual ones to the bi bar men?

Great idea

I meant wedding favours, the bi guys do me favours

Sugared almonds "

Goodness no, much fancier

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material "

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so favours sorted

Maid of honour sorted - meeee

I know of a good wedding photographer on here so sorted

Dj.. well i can make a playlist

Micks is naked butler at the hen do "

Best have my wheetabix that day fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?"

S'ok. I'll meet you for a pre nuptial gin. I won't impose.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?

S'ok. I'll meet you for a pre nuptial gin. I won't impose. "

I think it's a sham wedding, she said we can't live together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naked waiter

I'll need a drink every 5 minutes "

A stiff one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?

S'ok. I'll meet you for a pre nuptial gin. I won't impose.

I think it's a sham wedding, she said we can't live together "

Of course we can however location needs to be agreed on as we are opposite ends of the country xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Naked waiter

I'll need a drink every 5 minutes

A stiff one?"

Not the drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?"

Oh oh oh and sparkly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naked waiter

I'll need a drink every 5 minutes

A stiff one?

Not the drink "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number "

Me too, but safe green! It was so shiny!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number

Me too, but safe green! It was so shiny! "

Sage green

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?"

I like pink.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Will there be pink things involved?

I like pink."

Some men have nice pink things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?

I like pink.

Some men have nice pink things "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have never been a bridesmaid. I feel like I've missed out on that particular frocky horror show.

I've been peached up in a floor length satin number

Me too, but safe green! It was so shiny!

Sage green "

Ooof...that's a hard colour to pull off!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?

S'ok. I'll meet you for a pre nuptial gin. I won't impose.

I think it's a sham wedding, she said we can't live together "

I'm sure you'll sort something out. It seems to be in hand so I'll save my venom for elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like pink and sparkly so all welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm I guess I'll be the venomous old hag that upsets everyone. Certainly not bridesmaid material

You aren't venomous...I'll come drink with you whilst they dance and shit

Gin?

S'ok. I'll meet you for a pre nuptial gin. I won't impose.

I think it's a sham wedding, she said we can't live together

Of course we can however location needs to be agreed on as we are opposite ends of the country xx"

You can both compromise and come stay with me in the cupboard under the stairs fs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We can have the hen doo on M1cks yacht!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like pink and sparkly so all welcome"

Yeahhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can have the hen doo on M1cks yacht! "

Aye, for a small fee, I don't see why not I've just had a pole fitted in her too fs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can have the hen doo on M1cks yacht! "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like pink and sparkly so all welcome

Yeahhhhhhhhh"

I like pink and sparkly occasionally so definitely

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Will there be pink things involved?

I like pink.

Some men have nice pink things

"

Some men have amazing pink things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will there be pink things involved?

I like pink.

Some men have nice pink things

Some men have amazing pink things "

Yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BYOB

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like pink and sparkly so all welcome

Yeahhhhhhhhh

I like pink and sparkly occasionally so definitely "

How about pink cookies and sparkly alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can have the hen doo on M1cks yacht!

Aye, for a small fee, I don't see why not I've just had a pole fitted in her too fs."

Can we play on your pole!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like pink and sparkly so all welcome

Yeahhhhhhhhh

I like pink and sparkly occasionally so definitely

How about pink cookies and sparkly alcohol?"

Even better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like pink and sparkly so all welcome

Yeahhhhhhhhh

I like pink and sparkly occasionally so definitely

How about pink cookies and sparkly alcohol?

Even better "

Perfect **runs off to find pink glitter for cookies**

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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PINK?

Let compromise on purple, and keep that glitter away!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Will there be pink things involved?

I like pink.

Some men have nice pink things

Some men have amazing pink things

Yes they do "

Some have really angry looking purple ones too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can drive. You need a chauffeur

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PINK?

Let compromise on purple, and keep that glitter away!"

Purple is my favourite colour x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"PINK?

Let compromise on purple, and keep that glitter away!

Purple is my favourite colour x"

Deep plummy purple not that Cadbury kind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We can have the hen doo on M1cks yacht!

Aye, for a small fee, I don't see why not I've just had a pole fitted in her too fs.

Can we play on your pole!? "

Aye of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"PINK?

Let compromise on purple, and keep that glitter away!

Purple is my favourite colour x

Deep plummy purple not that Cadbury kind "

Perfect

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I'll make the cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can pooch be the ring bearer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can pooch be the ring bearer "

Yeah I love pooch

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I'll make the cake "

5 tiers please.

Lemon

Red velvet

Chocolate

Coffee

Vanilla.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can pooch be the ring bearer

Yeah I love pooch "

He will be jolly smilie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you got anyone on entertainment yet?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Have you got anyone on entertainment yet?"

Oh gosh no.

What shall we have?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

midget stripper? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can pooch be the ring bearer

Yeah I love pooch

He will be jolly smilie "

He needs a purple ribbon

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

Can I do photography ... you know arty black and white ones of shenanigans you miss during the day ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stripper anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stripper anyone?"

Oh yes please

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

Can I come to hen night as, one of the ladies?

Also be a bridesmaid. Always wanted to :D x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could do the pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll choreograph the first dance...it'll be filth and offend the sensibilities of elderly family members

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I apply for the position of inappropriate uncle, the one who gropes unsuspecting female guests!

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