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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So imagine the Government are bringing in compulsory health warnings on casual sex site hook-ups.

For example, mine might be something like WARNING : Prolonged exposure may lead to nausea and / or vomiting

I'm sure your warnings would be a lot more positive than that though, so what would yours be?

Minus 10 points for anyone including the phrase 'may be addictive'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: Choking Hazard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning: Choking Hazard. "
bahahahaaaaaaa xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING

Enter at your own risk known to entrap shows no mercy

You.have been warned

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Warning site may contain traces of arrogance, rudeness and smutty comments.. If easily offended please seek medical advice or comforting blanket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning may cause confusion and bewilderment.

Do not drive or operate machinery if affected.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause jelly legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING use may cause extreme feelings of pleasure and can lead to fatigue. This can also leave the user with a need to repeat use as soon as possible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning: Choking Hazard. "

Haha nice 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can lead to frustration, depression and obsessive compulsive disclosure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning! Slippery when wet.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Damn you Dan, that used to be my profile intro

Guaranteed cure for insomnia; 5 minutes of LJH'S company is sure to send you to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do not use for more than 3 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: mind fuck ahead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution :- flooding possible xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning : genuine professional fab single, enter at your own risk...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause bruising if used incorrectly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Warning! Slippery when wet."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning!: Continued use may lead to dizziness and weak knees.

If symptoms persist, have a ten minute break.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Warning: confined space, no unauthorised entry. Permits to fuck must be obtained in advance and safety helmets worn at all times. Ear protection available on request ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: do not use on or near genitals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: you may catch lamp post pissing syndrome. Not thought to be fatal but you will be avoided like the plague

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: This product is highly addictive, may cause dehydration, exhaustion and insomnia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution: Disconnect power tools, appliances and other live electrical sources before spraying.

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

Possible side-effects include: uncontrollable swearing, walking like a cowboy and a huge smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait....I actually went a got a bottle of WD-40 and read this. .. (other lubricants are available)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning - may induce euphoria like state and the urge to face fuck incessantly

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