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This isn't the greatest nocturnal thread in the world
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over a year ago
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"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.
Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface."
Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.
Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.
Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs "
Cannea get the bloody staff fs. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.
Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface."
Hi Yvaine, well done for stepping in!  |
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"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.
Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.
Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs "
Dubai? |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
So, I gave myself a mullet today.
I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray
I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue
but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.
Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.
Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.
Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.
Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs
Dubai?"
Naw fabshank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, I gave myself a mullet today.
I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray
I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue
but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.
Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.
Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my... "
Ahaha... mullet  |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"So, I gave myself a mullet today.
I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray
I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue
but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.
Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.
Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my...
Ahaha... mullet "
I have exaggerated for comic effect but it really does look terrible. I am rather fortunate that I work from home and no-one but VB will see the mess I've made. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti! "
Good eeeeeeevening! Sounds like you had A lovely night. Sperm confetti?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Yvaine. Evening all! Just chilling with a G&T after a bit of a crappy day spent at the dentist and sat listening to the unanswered ring of the BT call centre because my broadband is still not working properly and continually dropping out, after a month of them continually telling me they've fixed it.
I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight  |
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x"
It's was the best thread in the world, it was the best thread in the wooooooorld
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see 1 and 1 makes 2, 2 and 1 makes 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti!
Good eeeeeeevening! Sounds like you had A lovely night. Sperm confetti?!"
Yes table confetti it wasn't real jizz left on the table. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x"
Soz
It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening Yvaine. Evening all! Just chilling with a G&T after a bit of a crappy day spent at the dentist and sat listening to the unanswered ring of the BT call centre because my broadband is still not working properly and continually dropping out, after a month of them continually telling me they've fixed it.
I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight "
Oops! Definitely sounds you need a stiff one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x
Soz
It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x"
That's never a good thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening Yvaine. Evening all! Just chilling with a G&T after a bit of a crappy day spent at the dentist and sat listening to the unanswered ring of the BT call centre because my broadband is still not working properly and continually dropping out, after a month of them continually telling me they've fixed it.
I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight
Oops! Definitely sounds you need a stiff one"
Yep a few guys thought that tonight, but I had to let them down gently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x
Soz
It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x
That's never a good thing."
I've learnt my lesson! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Op 
How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.
Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....  "
Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!
Try wearing nothing at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Op
How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.
Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....
Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!
Try wearing nothing at all "
Oh goodness  you'll need to take it steady next time
I can't drive a great distance completely naked  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yvaine, good evening to you.
Much prettier than Jim, and such lovely eyes too - mmmmm!
How's your day been?
GG."
Aha, thank you - don't tell Jim that!
Fine thanks, had A bit of an accident though. How was yours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Op
How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.
Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....
Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!
Try wearing nothing at all
Oh goodness you'll need to take it steady next time
I can't drive a great distance completely naked "
Dressing gown? Trench coat with sexy underwear? |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x
Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread 
Be you Angels?
I'm sorry "
Nay, we are but men! |
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x
Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread
Be you Angels?
I'm sorry "
And we said NAY
Ffs honey!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Op
How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.
Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....
Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!
Try wearing nothing at all
Oh goodness you'll need to take it steady next time
I can't drive a great distance completely naked
Dressing gown? Trench coat with sexy underwear?"
The latter could be done  |
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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?
Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x
Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread
Be you Angels?
I'm sorry
And we said NAY
Ffs honey!! "
\m/ yeah
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Yvaine, good evening to you.
Much prettier than Jim, and such lovely eyes too - mmmmm!
How's your day been?
GG.
Aha, thank you - don't tell Jim that!
Fine thanks, had A bit of an accident though. How was yours?"
Day off today. Got legal advice on a matter, plus sent a few job applications out. A bit of retail therapy, a good dinner then relaxation through the evening. Contented for first time in a long time! |
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"Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.
*puts on shoes*
The purple ones? "
I can't walk very well in them, so will take me twice the travelling time
Wait for it....
Yaaaaaaay, carry me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.
*puts on shoes*
The purple ones?
I can't walk very well in them, so will take me twice the travelling time
Wait for it....
Yaaaaaaay, carry me! "
Fireman right? Let me get my helmet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..
Good evening x
Evening xx
Well isn't it bloody quiet on here tonight.
It's almost the weekend, time to be excited. Lol x"
Ye so quiet..everyone getting to bed early |
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