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Is there such a thing as a bad blow job?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was hanging with some friends recently and one of them was complaining about this girl who gave bad blow jobs. I was confused. How can any blow job be bad? I mean once she does not bite your dick hard or anything like that all blowjobs are by definition good.........or are they?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

well if all blowjobs are good, you are saying all blowjobs are equal. If you get a very good blowjob and then a fuck off amazing blowjob the good blowjob is going to be a bad blowjob by comparrison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask the guy we were talking to at AbFab a couple of years ago. Some silly bint had chomped through his banjo string and he was in agony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"well if all blowjobs are good, you are saying all blowjobs are equal. If you get a very good blowjob and then a fuck off amazing blowjob the good blowjob is going to be a bad blowjob by comparrison

Well i figured blowjobs came in the following.....Good, very good, bloody amazing and Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus thats awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well if all blowjobs are good, you are saying all blowjobs are equal. If you get a very good blowjob and then a fuck off amazing blowjob the good blowjob is going to be a bad blowjob by comparrison

Well i figured blowjobs came in the following.....Good, very good, bloody amazing and Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus thats awesome!

You forgot the "get the fuck off my cock you psycho bitch!" category.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suppose if the person actually blows into the cock may be bad an sore

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By *opeye-OliveCouple over a year ago

worcester

"P" Here..

Only ever had 1 bad BJ and it was at Chams .... The lady (forever now known as cock wrencher) almost ripped it off ... made my excuses and went to the bar...ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"well if all blowjobs are good, you are saying all blowjobs are equal. If you get a very good blowjob and then a fuck off amazing blowjob the good blowjob is going to be a bad blowjob by comparrison

Well i figured blowjobs came in the following.....Good, very good, bloody amazing and Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus thats awesome!

You forgot the "get the fuck off my cock you psycho bitch!" category.

Well if they don't bite i can't think of any reason to tell em to tell them not to suck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think that because bj B was better than bj A, that that makes A bad.

Surely like other areas of sexual activity, some can be better than others but it's simply part of a wider range of fun!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

one word....... teeth

so yes there is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you bet your life there's such thing as a bad blow job

Lips and tongue are good ...... teeth aren't

Plenty of things suck though, so according to you a gummy tramp, a lippy fish or a henry hoover are as good as one of Madonna's finest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had two occasions of nipping guys but I do blame Chris for this (obviously Miss Perfect here never does anything wrong). If I'm sucking a guy and he's taking me from behind then I've gasped as he's speeding up which makes me cum, so at that brink of orgasm I'm risky if there's a cock in front of me.

Now I just stop sucking when I'm on the edge and resume when I've stopped shouting 'oh my god'

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

One of the reasons we dont meet men "exploring" their bi side is that kev got sick of the god awful bj's. Men can be rough!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, my first one......took me ages to get rid of the taste, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course there is just as there is bad oral on a woman

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By *eaboMan over a year ago

marden

different strokes for different folks. I know a guy who loves teeth and biting. Bloody wierdo i think, but it's what he's into.

So a bad bj for me is an awesome bj for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Of course there is just as there is bad oral on a woman

Yep I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a girl friend from years back used to always catch her teeth on my cock in the end I usd to dread getting a blow job from her. and I never had the heart to tell her it was more pain than pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"a girl friend from years back used to always catch her teeth on my cock in the end I usd to dread getting a blow job from her. and I never had the heart to tell her it was more pain than pleasure.

Just think how it could have turned out if you had told her what you liked

Awesome blow jobs instead of painful ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i`d take a blowjob of any description right now

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

Not everyone likes the same thing, so one persons good BJ could be a bad one for the next person.

No one will know they are giving a bad BJ for you unless you let them know, be that with moving away and suggesting what you do like or discussing it when the sex is over.

Thats how we all learn about each others bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can usually tell if a lady is enjoying receiving when they grab your earoles and try to pull your head right past her flaps

came back from Chams one night after a meet with a fellow forumite with fookin' gouges in the back of my ears

I wear them as a badge of honour

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By *ex.IncCouple over a year ago

Castleford

I had a bj from a girl who had a brace when we were at school. Im still traumatized now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a bj one time in my younger days from a girl who thought that grabbing and pulling my nuts at the sametime made it feel better for me! Had to stop her when she rather roughly shoved a (dry!) finger right up my bum! I swear she must have had something against men and cocks the way she was treating it!!

So in answer to your question, yes there is such thing as a bad bj, but in a horses for courses type of way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not everyone likes the same thing, so one persons good BJ could be a bad one for the next person.

No one will know they are giving a bad BJ for you unless you let them know, be that with moving away and suggesting what you do like or discussing it when the sex is over.

Thats how we all learn about each others bodies

I agree...it would be boring (and far too easy, lol) if everyone liked it the same...discussion is the way to heaven!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was hanging with some friends recently and one of them was complaining about this girl who gave bad blow jobs. I was confused. How can any blow job be bad? I mean once she does not bite your dick hard or anything like that all blowjobs are by definition good.........or are they? "

Sure there is along with a bad shag and a hole load of other things. On the blow job thing if its all teeth its like rubbing your cock on a cheese grater and isn't enjoyable at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well lets just say ive been told its all to do with the mouth action and the softer the lips the better it is lol.the quickest bj ive ever given was under 2 mins he told me it was the best he ever had lol but who knows x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well lets just say ive been told its all to do with the mouth action and the softer the lips the better it is lol.the quickest bj ive ever given was under 2 mins he told me it was the best he ever had lol but who knows x

Soft lips, a good action and no teeth gnawing as though its a carrot is the path to success

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im presuming the OP is a massive oral fan.. but i do believe there can be a bad blow job

You can't have a good one without having a bad one.. otherwise how would you have something to compare too?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"I had a bj from a girl who had a brace when we were at school. Im still traumatized now."

lmao that is funny

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"Got a bj one time in my younger days from a girl who thought that grabbing and pulling my nuts at the sametime made it feel better for me! Had to stop her when she rather roughly shoved a (dry!) finger right up my bum! I swear she must have had something against men and cocks the way she was treating it!!

So in answer to your question, yes there is such thing as a bad bj, but in a horses for courses type of way!

lol did she forget to spit 1st

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soft lips, a good action and no teeth gnawing as though its a carrot is the path to success "

That's called a Bug Bunny Blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ahhh so i am not the only one who thinks not all blowjobs are good. Most are pretty amazing though

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I've had a really teethy one before and I didn't like that. It made me a little tender on the tip.

I still jizzed in her mouth though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had a really teethy one before and I didn't like that. It made me a little tender on the tip.

I still jizzed in her mouth though."

Well you have to dont you. Not to would be rude

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