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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen..... "That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role  | |||
"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role "As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,, | |||
"Prince Charles is now King Charles?
- Mrs. J -"Hope he gives it straight to William. He's be a much better King | |||
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,, "No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you  | |||
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,, "Good plan. More Bonk Holidays too please  | |||
"I'm not allowed to say "Spill  | |||
"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,
No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you "
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,
No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you "In France the chop your head off for doing that..... | |||
"They looking fir a couple fir Friday night" They're going to FFFF at Xtasia. Party later in Premier next door. | |||
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,
No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you "Coffee & Walnut or Black Forest.... Just sayin'... | |||
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"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out..... "No longer the spare then | |||
"Philip has a stiffie" Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..  | |||
"Theyre moving to scotland on election day " Haha. As The uk plans to exit Europe. The royal families (German in theory) feel they need to move home. | |||
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"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....
No longer the spare then "All I can say in public is JLH....  | |||
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"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....
No longer the spare then
All I can say in public is JLH...."What ..all of them are?? Oh wait ..thats jls right | |||
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"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip .. "Apparently it's not about a death. | |||
"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....
No longer the spare then "He's been surplus to requirements since George arrived, maybe it's time to cull the civil list? | |||
"They have all applied for German passports "I think you'll find they already have them | |||
"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death."If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is | |||
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"Has anyone seen Edward recently "Who? | |||
"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death.
If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is"Come on jenny bond ..put a fucking post up The suspense is killing us No offence philip | |||
"Has anyone seen Edward recently "I was sworn to secrecy...who grassed? | |||
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"I hope Harry is telling his gran how great he thought my ass looked in my leotard when he drove past me at Twickenham on Sat lol" If he didn't I will | |||
"What could it be "Who cares? | |||
"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....
No longer the spare then
All I can say in public is JLH....
What ..all of them are??
Oh wait ..thats jls right"cough-cough Hewitt-Hewitt ,,,, | |||
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"She has called 'emergency' meetings before, let's face it she's the Queen she can do what she wants!" love it  | |||
Voldemort has returned | |||
"What could it be
Who cares?"The royal family Their staff Anyone with an interest in them Nosey fuckers like me | |||
"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death.
If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is
Come on jenny bond ..put a fucking post up
The suspense is killing us
No offence philip"There's protocol about announcing death of a high ranking royal so it maybe to do with ill health as opposed to a death. It's probably about stepping down on some their official duties. Or she's throwing the mother of all parties!! | |||
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"What could it be
Who cares?
The royal family
Their staff
Anyone with an interest in them
Nosey fuckers like me "and me.... | |||
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"Philip has popped his clogs, surely it's time?" This is what French media is saying although not sure how they know so could be nonsense. | |||
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"The queen has recalled staff back from all her residences. Hang on a minute. I know what's going on. It's a security check. They announce that no staff will be at Balmoral and Sandringham, to see if anyone is cheeky enough to rob them "Perhaps someone's nicked the corgi's diamond encrusted butt plug...... You cant have the shitting on the royal carpets  | |||
"Harry's getting engaged. " I think its this. Happy for em | |||
"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out..... "Darth Vader? | |||
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"Harry's getting engaged. I think its this. Happy for em" But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ? | |||
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"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death."Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so! | |||
"Maybe the queen is in the parlour eating bread and honey." It could be this ^ | |||
"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death.
Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so! "Maybe she still had a paper one? | |||
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"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death.
Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!
Maybe she still had a paper one? " | |||
"Philip has a stiffie Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..
Apparently it's not about a death.
Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!
Maybe she still had a paper one? "Or maybe she doesnt have access to them now saviles not around | |||
"Maybe Donald Trump is about to visit and she just wants to warn all the staff not to snigger at his hair .... " | |||
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"Harry's getting engaged. I think its this. Happy for em But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ?" They'll be planning a huge party, the staff will have to make lots of jelly. | |||
"where is this reported?" A thoroughly credible source. The daily mail. | |||
"Maybe Donald Trump is about to visit and she just wants to warn all the staff not to snigger at his hair .... "They've been told to paint the big red button a different colour.... | |||
"where is this reported? A thoroughly credible source. The daily mail. " Although it is second in the news listing to a story about an orangutan being released | |||
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"Maybe the queen is in the parlour eating bread and honey." Na, she's gonna be on Britain's Got Talent this week with her Performing Corgis | |||
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"Harry's getting engaged. I think its this. Happy for em But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ? They'll be planning a huge party, the staff will have to make lots of jelly. " Ah yes. This could be true as well. A jelly-thon. | |||
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"Apparently the family needs to make alternative plans now that Swingfields has been postponed...." Literally lol'd | |||
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"The Queen is going to be the new Dr Who "Or maybe she's retiring as The Stig | |||
"Someone's used her private toilet and left a skid mark on the pan..... She just want to remind everyone to flush and brush..... "Soxy youre a scatty cat | |||
"where is this reported?" Any news website... | |||
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"Someone's used her private toilet and left a skid mark on the pan..... She just want to remind everyone to flush and brush.....
Soxy youre a scatty cat"I had a restless nights sleep  | |||
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"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer : The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip." Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,
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"Prince Harry was married in a Las Vegas chapel yesterday, by an Elvis impersonator, with a passing Couple from Scunthorpe as witnesses." Was it 1. For the money Or 2. For the show | |||
"Prince Harry was married in a Las Vegas chapel yesterday, by an Elvis impersonator, with a passing Couple from Scunthorpe as witnesses. Was it 1. For the money Or 2. For the show "Both, and... Because of love | |||
"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer : The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip. Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,
Did I say secret Oo'ps "Awww man, we're going to have to come up with another secret code word, I mean they....  | |||
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"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer : The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip. Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,
Did I say secret Oo'ps
Awww man, we're going to have to come up with another secret code word, I mean they.... "I'm not at liberty to announce the secret meaning of "Forth Bridge" owing to the sensitive nature of Anglo/Greek relations... | |||
Is she going to announce that, she has been keeping him locked up in the tower as a sex slave. | |||
"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer : The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip. Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,
Did I say secret Oo'ps "It's not secret it's what the pm announces to the rest of the government. Her father was Hyde park. Queen is fine!! | |||
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"OMG I've just heard what it is...... Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....
No longer the spare then "Haha, Bloody hell if that were true we'd have to change all the history books! 50% or more probably would have never got the job!!
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"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer : The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip. Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,
Did I say secret Oo'ps
It's not secret it's what the pm announces to the rest of the government. Her father was Hyde park.
Queen is fine!! "Oop's pardom me all over the place,,, my use of the word "secret" was solely intended to add an inferred sense of humour...... | |||
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"Zara is to make an appearance on the Jezza show" Will she face the lie detector | |||
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"They're doing the decent thing and returning Indias, Kohi Noor diamond which takes pride of place in the crown and all other crown jewels, riches and artifacts stolen fae other countries around the world during their reign of terror. "Emptying out the British Museum too!! | |||
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"Has anyone seen the remote control ? "Yes lots around this place. Sky types of course | |||
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"They're doing the decent thing and returning Indias, Kohi Noor diamond which takes pride of place in the crown and all other crown jewels, riches and artifacts stolen fae other countries around the world during their reign of terror.
Emptying out the British Museum too!!"What lovely people and about bloody time too. | |||
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For the carers & health proffessionals | |||
"Mass panic all staff to attend! "One has done the morning ritual & Phillip almost did an Elvis! I checked and we are both Type 1 on the chart & I want an explanation now!"
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For the carers & health proffessionals "That's like secret language. You're not allowed on this thread. I'm telling | |||
"She is selling Scotland to China ..... "Noko would be better. They need friends. | |||
"She is selling Scotland to China ..... "Naw | |||
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"Mass panic all staff to attend! "One has done the morning ritual & Phillip almost did an Elvis! I checked and we are both Type 1 on the chart & I want an explanation now!"
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For the carers & health professionals
That's like secret language. You're not allowed on this thread. I'm telling"
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"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw "Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid... | |||
"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,
No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you "Cake is not the issue being discussed here. PTU xxx | |||
"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,
No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you
Cake is not the issue being discussed here.
PTU xxx"Well played PTU, well played | |||
"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw
Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid... "The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs. | |||
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"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw
Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...
The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs."aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand | |||
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"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw
Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...
The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.
aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand "Or two | |||
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"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! " You don't think he's slacking then? | |||
"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw
Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...
The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.
aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand
Or two "Steady on fella you could buy a fair few swallies for that ..... maybe even stretch to a case of buckie | |||
"Well that's dull." Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!! Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!! | |||
"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! " Totally agree | |||
"They looking fir a couple fir Friday night" or a single lady lol. This made me giggle | |||
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"PTU'S message is strong... " Hahaha that I  gnr. xxx | |||
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"Well that's dull. Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!! Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!! " Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest! | |||
"Well that's dull. Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!! Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!! Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest! " I was joking/sick sense of humour/sarcasm !!!!! Lol!! | |||
"She is selling Scotland to China .....
Naw
Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...
The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.
aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand
Or two
Steady on fella you could buy a fair few swallies for that ..... maybe even stretch to a case of buckie "Or even England | |||
"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! You don't think he's slacking then?" Bloody work-shy foreigners coming over here, been claiming benefit for years... | |||
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"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! You don't think he's slacking then? Bloody work-shy foreigners coming over here, been claiming benefit for years..." Haha nice cross over with another thread. Good one | |||
"Well that's dull. Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!! Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!! Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest! I was joking/sick sense of humour/sarcasm !!!!! Lol!! "I wasn't a 100% sure | |||
"And the real news is... Prince Phillip is no longer doing royal duties. What are you lot like "Bet his regular Friday night MFF's with the 'help' are still on though! All the perks none of the work pah!
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"Fear not folks ...... a slightly less entertaining version of Stavros Windsor will be on show twice daily at Madame Tussauds "Harry Enfield could have stood on, sure no one would have noticed
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"Fear not folks ...... a slightly less entertaining version of Stavros Windsor will be on show twice daily at Madame Tussauds
Harry Enfield could have stood on, sure no one would have noticed
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,, "can we have Abba's Dancing Queen as the new National Anthem | |||
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"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....
That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role
As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,, can we have Abba's Dancing Queen as the new National Anthem "Absolutely .... | |||
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"Over 1 hour nonstop news of Philips announcement on BBC news earlier and he's not going for months. " It's his swan song. You never know, he may have some more pearls of wisdom to impart before he goes oorffff | |||
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"That announcement was fucking gash" Yep. Lamest flounce ever.  | |||
"They have all applied for German passports "Brexit means they all got to go back to Germany. | |||
