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over a year ago
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"Fuck you whatsapp
Everyone thinks I've blocked them sort your shit out!!
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Ah. ..I actually have blocked everyone. ..they think whatsapp is broken. The fools  |
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"Fuck you whatsapp
Everyone thinks I've blocked them sort your shit out!!
Ah. ..I actually have blocked everyone. ..they think whatsapp is broken. The fools "
You are a genius. I've had actual texts. I feel so retro |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not working for me either 
Was just wondering why I'd not received your nightly wank vid yet.
You're late!  "
Yeah sorry about that, I'll send it via pigeon carrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That explains the lack of messages begging for sex 
Oh. ..I get ones telling me to stop begging them for sex. ..
Such a predator  "
The trick is not to alert your prey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That explains the lack of messages begging for sex
Oh. ..I get ones telling me to stop begging them for sex. ..
Such a predator
The trick is not to alert your prey "
Ahhhh that explains the fancy a fuck messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a hotel bored so not good
You sound genuinely pissed off 
Yep as trying to arrange a meet with a regular fb"
Have you thought about texting, or heaven forbid actually talking to them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a hotel bored so not good
You sound genuinely pissed off
Yep as trying to arrange a meet with a regular fb
Have you thought about texting, or heaven forbid actually talking to them? "
Lol I do do old school too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the app itself but certain fmites won't part with their numbers fs 
I told ya I cant remember my number to give it
Lies "
Oh yeah its 07123456789 
Fuck if that was actually a real number id hate having it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min 
I might have sent random shit to everyone "
Well the vag pic was awesome |
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min
I might have sent random shit to everyone
Well the vag pic was awesome "
You said you wanted a drink....teabag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right troops own up who broke whatsapp fs 
My bad, sent an arse pic it busted out the sides and did a little damage. "
That's the stuff dreams are made of fs oooooooofft can you resend it tae me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right troops own up who broke whatsapp fs
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I suspected it would be you missy always breaking shit, first my heart then my willy and nooooo whatsapp fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody leaves this thread till we find out who glassed that poor whatsapp fs
Gwan M1cks you know what we want
'There's bin a murdur'"
An inspector calls any CID here this is your time tae shine fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min
I might have sent random shit to everyone
Well the vag pic was awesome
You said you wanted a drink....teabag?"
Aye go on.. ice tea though.. ive got an ice cube in my mouth |
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"Nobody leaves this thread till we find out who glassed that poor whatsapp fs
Gwan M1cks you know what we want
'There's bin a murdur'
An inspector calls any CID here this is your time tae shine fs."
It was that kint with the shadow |
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min
I might have sent random shit to everyone
Well the vag pic was awesome
You said you wanted a drink....teabag?
Aye go on.. ice tea though.. ive got an ice cube in my mouth "
Boils ma piss |
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min
I might have sent random shit to everyone
Well the vag pic was awesome
You said you wanted a drink....teabag?
Aye go on.. ice tea though.. ive got an ice cube in my mouth
Boils ma piss "
What's she done now? |
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"Nobody leaves this thread till we find out who glassed that poor whatsapp fs
Gwan M1cks you know what we want
'There's bin a murdur'
An inspector calls any CID here this is your time tae shine fs.
It was that kint with the shadow "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank god valid reason for ignoring people now... ah shit they text me :/
Bollocks off
Ohhh hey... i'll text you back in a min
I might have sent random shit to everyone
Well the vag pic was awesome
You said you wanted a drink....teabag?
Aye go on.. ice tea though.. ive got an ice cube in my mouth
Boils ma piss "
Being kinky tonight mylady |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will someone just turn the sodding thing off and on again already!! Its technology fixing 101!!"
Fuck that, I'll lose all my message history and there's some interesting reads in there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"down worldwide...... which says either a hack... or a server issue"
Im going to guess server issue, it happens every few months, has been confirmed its whatsapp itself not phone or network specific which means down for one down for all haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck you whatsapp
Everyone thinks I've blocked them sort your shit out!!
Ah. ..I actually have blocked everyone. ..they think whatsapp is broken. The fools "
It's working now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents, its running again. Was just bombarded by texts
Mine never stopped anyway
Sound like I was just lucky though "
Your must be a super phone then because everyone's was done across the world |
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"Ladies and gents, its running again. Was just bombarded by texts
Mine never stopped anyway
Sound like I was just lucky though
Your must be a super phone then because everyone's was done across the world "
I was actively chatting to my mate Steve on there between 9-11.30pm absolutely fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies and gents, its running again. Was just bombarded by texts
Mine never stopped anyway
Sound like I was just lucky though
Your must be a super phone then because everyone's was done across the world
I was actively chatting to my mate Steve on there between 9-11.30pm absolutely fine. "
Strange as the actual server was down meaning no one would be able to use it |
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"Ladies and gents, its running again. Was just bombarded by texts
Mine never stopped anyway
Sound like I was just lucky though
Your must be a super phone then because everyone's was done across the world
I was actively chatting to my mate Steve on there between 9-11.30pm absolutely fine.
Strange as the actual server was down meaning no one would be able to use it "
Well don't know what to say other than it was working during those times for us at least
And I'm not the only one on the thread that said there's was ok, were just evidently in the minority |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was really terrible. My girlfriend and I couldn't text each other. We ended up sitting on the couch and talking instead 
Oh the horror
However did you survive? "
Turns out she's got quite a nice voice... |
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"It was really terrible. My girlfriend and I couldn't text each other. We ended up sitting on the couch and talking instead
Oh the horror
However did you survive?
Turns out she's got quite a nice voice..."
Well thank heavens for small mercies hey |
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"Ladies and gents, its running again. Was just bombarded by texts
Mine never stopped anyway
Sound like I was just lucky though
Your must be a super phone then because everyone's was done across the world
I was actively chatting to my mate Steve on there between 9-11.30pm absolutely fine.
Strange as the actual server was down meaning no one would be able to use it
Well don't know what to say other than it was working during those times for us at least
And I'm not the only one on the thread that said there's was ok, were just evidently in the minority"
It was working just fine for me during the times stated as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was really terrible. My girlfriend and I couldn't text each other. We ended up sitting on the couch and talking instead
Oh the horror
However did you survive?
Turns out she's got quite a nice voice...
Well thank heavens for small mercies hey "
I can recall the conversation word for word....
"Kik?"
"Yup"
I remembered that she has a nice voice. She remembered I have a South African accent. Productive evening |
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