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I was wondering if animals enjoy procreation and couldn't come up with an answer?
It seems that nearly all the male animals cum as quickly as they possibly can and the females aren't all that bothered. That would suggest they don't really enjoy it per se. If they did enjoy it, then surely they'd take their time a bit more? Especially since some of them literally travel around the world for a fuck and then it's all over within seconds.
But if they don't really enjoy it then what motivates them to do it? Surely if there's no neurobiological reward for them then they wouldn't do it? |
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They are hard wired to procreate.
It's not as if they think they'll have a day off and find a fit fuck.
Biological drive. Less to do with enjoyment and more to do with preservation.
I have heard that dolphins dance it out a bit..... |
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"They are hard wired to procreate.
It's not as if they think they'll have a day off and find a fit fuck.
Biological drive. Less to do with enjoyment and more to do with preservation.
I have heard that dolphins dance it out a bit..... "
But would that manifest as something like an itch you have to scratch but not sexual as we would understand it? |
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"What about Bonobos ?
They do it for pleasure  "
Yeah but they are as intelligent as some fab members, I'm more thinking mundane animals here. Sometimes you see a horse with a boner, can't miss it really, and you wonder whether he is just trying to spread his genes or there is a marvin gaye soundtrack going throuh its head |
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"They are hard wired to procreate.
It's not as if they think they'll have a day off and find a fit fuck.
Biological drive. Less to do with enjoyment and more to do with preservation.
I have heard that dolphins dance it out a bit.....
But would that manifest as something like an itch you have to scratch but not sexual as we would understand it? "
I'd say exactly that. Sort of like the fanny leading the brain. |
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"What about Bonobos ?
They do it for pleasure
Yeah but they are as intelligent as some fab members, I'm more thinking mundane animals here. Sometimes you see a horse with a boner, can't miss it really, and you wonder whether he is just trying to spread his genes or there is a marvin gaye soundtrack going throuh its head"
I find that highly insulting to monkeys.  |
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"They are hard wired to procreate.
It's not as if they think they'll have a day off and find a fit fuck.
Biological drive. Less to do with enjoyment and more to do with preservation.
I have heard that dolphins dance it out a bit.....
But would that manifest as something like an itch you have to scratch but not sexual as we would understand it?
I'd say exactly that. Sort of like the fanny leading the brain."
Ok so I'm forming a picture but how does the female get her itch stratched then? Am i right in thinking most female animals don't orgasm? Perhaps they just love the feeling of jizz dribbling down their legs? |
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a lot of animals have evolved to only accept sperm from animals they want to accept it from, insects mostly have evolved this way but so have ducks. a lot of them abandon their offspring and leave it to survive, this suggests they do not have similar instincts to ourselves.
although animals tend to be sentient we can't equate what/how they feel to us. but it does tend to be they reproduce rather than fuck.
more 'intelligent' species have evolved to use sex to form bonds and are similar to us in that respect. but when scientists test which animals cum they do measure things humans do when cumming, like vaginal clenching and vocalchanges, but what if they also don't cum like we do? plus how much foreplay do animals give also coz that will help. |
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"What about Bonobos ?
They do it for pleasure
Yeah but they are as intelligent as some fab members, I'm more thinking mundane animals here. Sometimes you see a horse with a boner, can't miss it really, and you wonder whether he is just trying to spread his genes or there is a marvin gaye soundtrack going throuh its head"
Marvin neigh surely?  |
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"a lot of animals have evolved to only accept sperm from animals they want to accept it from, insects mostly have evolved this way but so have ducks. a lot of them abandon their offspring and leave it to survive, this suggests they do not have similar instincts to ourselves.
although animals tend to be sentient we can't equate what/how they feel to us. but it does tend to be they reproduce rather than fuck.
more 'intelligent' species have evolved to use sex to form bonds and are similar to us in that respect. but when scientists test which animals cum they do measure things humans do when cumming, like vaginal clenching and vocalchanges, but what if they also don't cum like we do? plus how much foreplay do animals give also coz that will help."
I know horses are born with their brains wired / knowing how to stand up which is interesting because it takes humans fucking ages to master that. I guess it's interesting because it's a two step process (have sex then have baby / egg etc) that's what i find fascinating. |
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"What about Bonobos ?
They do it for pleasure
Yeah but they are as intelligent as some fab members, I'm more thinking mundane animals here. Sometimes you see a horse with a boner, can't miss it really, and you wonder whether he is just trying to spread his genes or there is a marvin gaye soundtrack going throuh its head
Marvin neigh surely? "
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"a lot of animals have evolved to only accept sperm from animals they want to accept it from, insects mostly have evolved this way but so have ducks. a lot of them abandon their offspring and leave it to survive, this suggests they do not have similar instincts to ourselves.
although animals tend to be sentient we can't equate what/how they feel to us. but it does tend to be they reproduce rather than fuck.
more 'intelligent' species have evolved to use sex to form bonds and are similar to us in that respect. but when scientists test which animals cum they do measure things humans do when cumming, like vaginal clenching and vocalchanges, but what if they also don't cum like we do? plus how much foreplay do animals give also coz that will help.
I know horses are born with their brains wired / knowing how to stand up which is interesting because it takes humans fucking ages to master that. I guess it's interesting because it's a two step process (have sex then have baby / egg etc) that's what i find fascinating."
it's somewhat interesting yeah. basically guesswork though, because we cannot communicate (precisely) with animals in the way we can with other humans.
like with your horse example, they will think it stands not long after birth for it's own survival, we don't know for sure that's why, it's just a very reasonable guess. |
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I understand that the only animals that have sex for fun, other than humans, is Dolphins. They also masturbate too, and will use inanimate objects to do so. |
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Cat's penises are actually barbed (like their tongues)and scratch the inside of the vagina to increase changes of impregnation.. Sex is just a urge like hunger for them and pleasuring their partners isn't on either animal's mind. |
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I'm sure I heard that only dolphins and something else (but can't remember what!) have sex for pleasure.
I also read somewhere that all giraffes are bisexual, which leads me to think that they must also have sex for pleasure? I dunno |
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"There is a species of apes or birds that have sex for pleasure rather than procreation but I can't remember what.
It was on a science show once."
The ape species is the bonobo (can't believe this is the second time I've mentioned bonobos on threads today). They're very social creatures and frequently have sex, including same sex activity, for what appears to be recreational reasons (and not just when females are in season). They display a lot of sexual behaviour like kissing, masturbation and oral which isn't necessary for procreation. |
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"There is a species of apes or birds that have sex for pleasure rather than procreation but I can't remember what.
It was on a science show once.
The ape species is the bonobo (can't believe this is the second time I've mentioned bonobos on threads today). They're very social creatures and frequently have sex, including same sex activity, for what appears to be recreational reasons (and not just when females are in season). They display a lot of sexual behaviour like kissing, masturbation and oral which isn't necessary for procreation. "
Yep, that's the one. Thanks for that . |
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"What about Bonobos ?
They do it for pleasure
Yeah but they are as intelligent as some fab members, I'm more thinking mundane animals here. Sometimes you see a horse with a boner, can't miss it really, and you wonder whether he is just trying to spread his genes or there is a marvin gaye soundtrack going throuh its head"
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"Cat's penises are actually barbed (like their tongues)and scratch the inside of the vagina to increase changes of impregnation.. Sex is just a urge like hunger for them and pleasuring their partners isn't on either animal's mind."
Yep... Isn't it hormonal urges? Cats and dogs on heat start rubbing themselves against legs and furniture.  |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share. "
Is that where humans got it from then? (Women with their 'headaches' that start around bedtime but don't prevent them sleeping). |
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I kinda thing the same way about religious people..they not sexually open.. No porn..or any intrest in sex. So how do they have sex do they get naked in the dark.. How does the guy get turned on if not allowed sexual thoughts. |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
Is that where humans got it from then? (Women with their 'headaches' that start around bedtime but don't prevent them sleeping). "
Ive obviously been out with a few Dragonflys  |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share. "
I know some men like that!! |
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"I was wondering if animals enjoy procreation and couldn't come up with an answer?
It seems that nearly all the male animals cum as quickly as they possibly can and the females aren't all that bothered. That would suggest they don't really enjoy it per se. If they did enjoy it, then surely they'd take their time a bit more? Especially since some of them literally travel around the world for a fuck and then it's all over within seconds.
But if they don't really enjoy it then what motivates them to do it? Surely if there's no neurobiological reward for them then they wouldn't do it? "
Animals fuck to procreate, simple as that, their instinct is to find the best suited for the deed. |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
Is that where humans got it from then? (Women with their 'headaches' that start around bedtime but don't prevent them sleeping). "
i actually think this is what we're doing when we don't reply to messages, pretending we're dead so males leave us alone.
dragonfly females only play dead when harassed. |
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Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste... |
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste... "
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig? |
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste...
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig? "
But do they ejaculate continuously for 20 minutes? Surely the female would pop. Or maybe the ejaculation is quite quick and the female wanders of to have a fag whilst the male lies there with its eyes rolled into the back of its head?
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste...
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig?
But do they ejaculate continuously for 20 minutes? Surely the female would pop. Or maybe the ejaculation is quite quick and the female wanders of to have a fag whilst the male lies there with its eyes rolled into the back of its head?
-Matt"
According to a 2012 study "influence of ejaculation time on sperm quality parameters in high performamce boars" where researchers wanked off pigs 447 times, the time taken for it to shoot ranged from 6-31 minutes and that was continuous spunking.
I guess that explains why you never see pigs doing a bukakke meet then, it gets boring after that long. |
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste...
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig?
But do they ejaculate continuously for 20 minutes? Surely the female would pop. Or maybe the ejaculation is quite quick and the female wanders of to have a fag whilst the male lies there with its eyes rolled into the back of its head?
-Matt
According to a 2012 study "influence of ejaculation time on sperm quality parameters in high performamce boars" where researchers wanked off pigs 447 times, the time taken for it to shoot ranged from 6-31 minutes and that was continuous spunking.
I guess that explains why you never see pigs doing a bukakke meet then, it gets boring after that long. "
hahahah yeah.... not sure I'd, personally, like to ejaculate for that long. I mean, I'm not a heavy cummer at all... much to my (and Mrs dismay, as she loves a faceful). Maybe we need to get a pet pig.
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste...
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig?
But do they ejaculate continuously for 20 minutes? Surely the female would pop. Or maybe the ejaculation is quite quick and the female wanders of to have a fag whilst the male lies there with its eyes rolled into the back of its head?
-Matt
According to a 2012 study "influence of ejaculation time on sperm quality parameters in high performamce boars" where researchers wanked off pigs 447 times, the time taken for it to shoot ranged from 6-31 minutes and that was continuous spunking.
I guess that explains why you never see pigs doing a bukakke meet then, it gets boring after that long. "
And why researchers have such well developed forearms |
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comerecially reared pigs need help in the sex dept.... farmers have to help them get it on due to their 'left handed thread' they canyt get a lock on.... pig farmers get used to a load in the face :D |
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Dogs and monkeys certainly have sex for fun as well as humans and dolphins .
If the male pig lasts as long as it seems , he must have to save it up to be able to cum continuously for twenty minutes !
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"comerecially reared pigs need help in the sex dept.... farmers have to help them get it on due to their 'left handed thread' they canyt get a lock on.... pig farmers get used to a load in the face :D"
So that's why you don't see a pig bukakke, they are saving it for the farmer. Pigs prefer inter-species bukakke |
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"comerecially reared pigs need help in the sex dept.... farmers have to help them get it on due to their 'left handed thread' they canyt get a lock on.... pig farmers get used to a load in the face :D"
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share. "
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list.... |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list...."
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since "
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!! |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since "
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Unfortunately there is no true scientific answer to the question. We know that pigs have a strong biological urge to procreate, but as to whether they get what we would call 'pleasure' there is no scientific consensus.
We do know that if you interrupt a pig during its verg ogasm then it will get very pissed off. |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!! "
Google 'dredging' |
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"Apologies if this has been said but haven't read the whole post yet.
A male pig has a 20 min orgasm. If it's only for procreation it'sa bbloody waste...
Sounds like a long wait for the female pig?
But do they ejaculate continuously for 20 minutes? Surely the female would pop. Or maybe the ejaculation is quite quick and the female wanders of to have a fag whilst the male lies there with its eyes rolled into the back of its head?
-Matt
According to a 2012 study "influence of ejaculation time on sperm quality parameters in high performamce boars" where researchers wanked off pigs 447 times, the time taken for it to shoot ranged from 6-31 minutes and that was continuous spunking.
I guess that explains why you never see pigs doing a bukakke meet then, it gets boring after that long.
And why researchers have such well developed forearms "
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging' "
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers "
now do it with google safe search turned off. |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off. "
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea "
You know some skanky teenagers pick up disgarded cigarettes to get a few more puffs out of them? Imagine that concept... with condoms |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea
You know some skanky teenagers pick up disgarded cigarettes to get a few more puffs out of them? Imagine that concept... with condoms "
oh! i call that wild frube hunting |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea "
just don't look if you're eating.
although saying that i am eating now and it doesn't even bother me any more. |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
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bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea
just don't look if you're eating.
although saying that i am eating now and it doesn't even bother me any more. "
not much bothers me to be fair, i'm pretty de sensitized now! can watch two gils one cup with my plate of mash and gravy no worries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
.
.
bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea
just don't look if you're eating.
although saying that i am eating now and it doesn't even bother me any more.
not much bothers me to be fair, i'm pretty de sensitized now! can watch two gils one cup with my plate of mash and gravy no worries "
Haha ewwwww |
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"i've just read about a dragonfly type where the females feign death to avoid being fucked by males they don't wanna have sex with.
had to come share.
I went out with a woman that did that..
I only found out cos she said "get off ya dirty Bastard"..
I was very disappointed,thought I'd managed to tick necrophilia off the bucket list....
i used to be into necrophilia but then some rotten cunt just split on me and i've lost interest since
Damn..
And i thought I was dredging the bottom of the barrel of taste..
My friend, you have just dug straight through it!!
Google 'dredging'
Dredging is an excavation activity usually carried out underwater, in shallow seas or freshwater areas with the purpose of gathering up bottom sediments and disposing of them at a different location. This technique is often used to keep waterways navigable. It is also used as a way to replenish sand on some public beaches, where sand has been lost because of coastal erosion. Fishing dredges are used as a technique for catching certain species of edible clams and crabs.
.
.
bit random but cheers
now do it with google safe search turned off.
i'm not gonna even try to figure that out...i'm so shit with computers i'll end up making it explode or something, but i get the idea
just don't look if you're eating.
although saying that i am eating now and it doesn't even bother me any more.
not much bothers me to be fair, i'm pretty de sensitized now! can watch two gils one cup with my plate of mash and gravy no worries "
ew...i've never seen it but my imagination says it is ew. |
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Human males are designed to cum as quickly as possible too, just look at how quickly a teenager can get hard and cum.
In monkey groups, only the Alpha male gets to choose who to shag, the other males have fight over it when his back is turned (literally, sometimes). The quicker you can do it, the more likely your genes to survive.
How many guys on here would admit their first time was rather brief? |
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"Human males are designed to cum as quickly as possible too, just look at how quickly a teenager can get hard and cum.
In monkey groups, only the Alpha male gets to choose who to shag, the other males have fight over it when his back is turned (literally, sometimes). The quicker you can do it, the more likely your genes to survive.
How many guys on here would admit their first time was rather brief?"
Maybe you bro, i gave her 36 seconds of pure ecstasy |
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