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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs. 
Needless to say I left her my calling card.
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.
Flying squirrel?
Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!
Would it be a grey or red squirrel"
Red, coz Grey's are common! |
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"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.
Flying squirrel?
Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!
Would it be a grey or red
squirrel
Red, coz Grey's are common! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.
Heart-melted gooball joy. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.
Flying squirrel?
Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!
Would it be a grey or red squirrel
Red, coz Grey's are common! "
Must be a guy thing. She said flying squirrel. |
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today! "
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you put careless whisper on loop and sing along to your hearts content cause no one else is there to moan at your cat strangling singing voice.
Love a good solo karaoke fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style "
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant "
Wasn't me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs.
Needless to say I left her my calling card."
Legend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs.
Needless to say I left her my calling card.
Legend."
Likewise, I lernt fea the best EJ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me "
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!
Ooooooffft 
You can borrow my dress if you like it that much? "
I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like "
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.
Heart-melted gooball joy. "
The person who surprised you sounds awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs. "
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!"
I know just the name......
Damian
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!
Ooooooffft
You can borrow my dress if you like it that much?
I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too "
Are you trying to get into my knickers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
"
Get tae fuck!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!
Ooooooffft
You can borrow my dress if you like it that much?
I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too
Are you trying to get into my knickers?"
In a word....... Aye  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!! "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please "
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!! "
It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!! "
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs) "
I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.
Heart-melted gooball joy.
The person who surprised you sounds awesome."
He is. I'm greatly enamoured with him. You could learn a thing or two from him actually. You'd definitely look up to him, aspire to be as lush as he is and want to drink beers and visit parks with him. You'd want to have him with you an MMF and you'd be so fab straight for him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs)
I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago "
It's still here try the carling academy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition "
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs)
I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago
It's still here try the carling academy. "
Found it fucking bastards keep changing names of stuff for bloody sponsors!
Need to go see someone there again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!! "
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day, "
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz"
Yeh yeh we'll see
Tina who? Fs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz
Yeh yeh we'll see
Tina who? Fs "
Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz
Yeh yeh we'll see
Tina who? Fs
Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet "
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz
Yeh yeh we'll see
Tina who? Fs
Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet
Can I come "
Sure why not.. going the attic in derby, its 60's 70's and 80's themed night.. you can sing badly all night |
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"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!
Hope you are feeling better soon
When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style
Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant
Wasn't me
Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like
Who says it's no? just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.
Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!
I know just the name......
Damian
Get tae fuck!!!
Yes please
Whore bag
Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!
Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!
Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition
Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway get the patron ready boy!!
The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,
Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine
New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!
Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz
Yeh yeh we'll see
Tina who? Fs
Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet
Can I come
Sure why not.. going the attic in derby, its 60's 70's and 80's themed night.. you can sing badly all night "
A shit am barred fae Derby fs |
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"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs 
in your dreams pal fs"
Do you mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits fs |
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"When you've just had the motor washed and some funking pigeon uses it for target practice, dafuq
Stop grumping
It's sunny outside  "
It's gorgeous just like you |
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