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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. ladies, can you fill my inbox with stuff that'll make me blush please? Thank you! (Well yes it's desperate, but it's worth a try!! )
And I'm not selfish .. use this thread to ask the good people of Fab what YOU would like from them too! ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. ladies, can you fill my inbox with stuff that'll make me blush please? Thank you! (Well yes it's desperate, but it's worth a try!!)
And I'm not selfish .. use this thread to ask the good people of Fab what YOU would like from them too! ....
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Can I have what he's having please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him 
I'm on that flight with you "
The more the merrier but the hottest guy is mine
Ooh a fab holiday. . . |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
I'm on that flight with you
The more the merrier but the hottest guy is mine
Ooh a fab holiday. . . "
It's ok I'll be bringing a few of my own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!! |
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"I would like a holiday. Barring that, company, with someone who's humour is equally as squiffy as my own.
Oh this flight will soon be full "
Can I be the hostess with the mostess dishing out the shitty plane food, disappointing people from the get-go?
I would offer to do the safety demonstration but no bugger would see me unless I was stood on a chair. |
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"I would like a holiday. Barring that, company, with someone who's humour is equally as squiffy as my own.
Oh this flight will soon be full
Can I be the hostess with the mostess dishing out the shitty plane food, disappointing people from the get-go?
I would offer to do the safety demonstration but no bugger would see me unless I was stood on a chair. "
Yes but imagine what fun it could be stood on a chair with a group of fabbers surrounding you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face "
Don't tell me. Tell her. |
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!"
Forget that Bunny you're already coming to Dubai  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a return flight to Edinburgh please?
Perv
How very dare you? 
Who me
Yes you
Well you and the lovely lady can join us on our Fab holiday that suit you? "
That works
I'm in |
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face
Don't tell me. Tell her. "
God do I have to do all the matchmaking around here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!
Forget that Bunny you're already coming to Dubai "
Are we staying in a place with a pool? Id love a bit of sunshine and a swim! |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you? "
I take it that's the destination of the fab flight then? |
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!
Forget that Bunny you're already coming to Dubai
Are we staying in a place with a pool? Id love a bit of sunshine and a swim!"
The Atlantis, aquarium rooms |
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"Can I have a return flight to Edinburgh please?
Perv
How very dare you?
Who me
Yes you
Well you and the lovely lady can join us on our Fab holiday that suit you?
That works
I'm in "
Dubai it is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face
Don't tell me. Tell her.
God do I have to do all the matchmaking around here "
IVe tried on 58 matchmaking thread am had to get off with myself. I wish someone would do it for me. |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
I take it that's the destination of the fab flight then?"
Is this a trick? Don't you get banged up for nakedness in Dubai?  |
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face
Don't tell me. Tell her.
God do I have to do all the matchmaking around here
IVe tried on 58 matchmaking thread am had to get off with myself. I wish someone would do it for me. "
Are you and the lovely lady joining us in Dubai? |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
I take it that's the destination of the fab flight then?
Is this a trick? Don't you get banged up for nakedness in Dubai? "
I know ppl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face
Don't tell me. Tell her.
God do I have to do all the matchmaking around here
IVe tried on 58 matchmaking thread am had to get off with myself. I wish someone would do it for me.
Are you and the lovely lady joining us in Dubai? "
I'll wait until she unblocks me and get back to you. |
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
FTFY I know just the one you'd like
Please tell.
One with a pretty face
Don't tell me. Tell her.
God do I have to do all the matchmaking around here
IVe tried on 58 matchmaking thread am had to get off with myself. I wish someone would do it for me.
Are you and the lovely lady joining us in Dubai?
I'll wait until she unblocks me and get back to you. "
Oh that's a minor detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you? "
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes "
Don't pack any toys either they're haram |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes
Don't pack any toys either they're haram "
Rules are made to be broken!!! |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
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"For someone to slap mr2 ass and make that wonderfull "crack" noise
Mrs2 .
I think that's possible on a Fab holiday "
Sounds good. I shall go get my whip while you all form an orderly queue |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes
Don't pack any toys either they're haram
Rules are made to be broken!!! "
Sorry I'm crying laughing having toys confiscated by them isn't fun trust me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes
Don't pack any toys either they're haram
Rules are made to be broken!!!
Sorry I'm crying laughing having toys confiscated by them isn't fun trust me "
I'm definitely not packing any for next week then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes
Don't pack any toys either they're haram
Beds are made to be broken!!! "
Fify. |
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"Could I have 2 weeks somewhere hot with an equally hot man to provide massages and generally do anything I ask of him
Atlantis in Dubai ok with you?
Yes sounds perfect. . .
We're going to dubai!!! Only allowed to take a small suitcase though so don't pack much clothes
Don't pack any toys either they're haram
Rules are made to be broken!!!
Sorry I'm crying laughing having toys confiscated by them isn't fun trust me
I'm definitely not packing any for next week then "
No I wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. ladies, can you fill my inbox with stuff that'll make me blush please? Thank you! (Well yes it's desperate, but it's worth a try!!)
And I'm not selfish .. use this thread to ask the good people of Fab what YOU would like from them too! .... attenion lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a kitten?
Or pictures of some nice lady bums.
Either is fine.
What about a lady bum wearing kitten knickers?"
Well that would just be perfect. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit "
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x |
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x "
The pilot may need help stretching his leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x
The pilot may need help stretching his leg "
Who is the pilot?
Ooo might need to put the autopilot on |
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x
The pilot may need help stretching his leg
Who is the pilot?
Ooo might need to put the autopilot on "
I have yet to select one and cabin crew they get lots of perks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like a day at home tomorrow please and Mrs Rockstar dressed in just her thighboots and underwear strapping me to the bed and punishing me for being a bad boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a day at home tomorrow please and Mrs Rockstar dressed in just her thighboots and underwear strapping me to the bed and punishing me for being a bad boy. "
Want me to phone in sick for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x
The pilot may need help stretching his leg
Who is the pilot?
Ooo might need to put the autopilot on
I have yet to select one and cabin crew they get lots of perks "
There should be applications, just think of the fun interviewing them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a day at home tomorrow please and Mrs Rockstar dressed in just her thighboots and underwear strapping me to the bed and punishing me for being a bad boy.
Want me to phone in sick for you? "
Aww youre an angel! Fanx x |
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x
The pilot may need help stretching his leg
Who is the pilot?
Ooo might need to put the autopilot on
I have yet to select one and cabin crew they get lots of perks
There should be applications, just think of the fun interviewing them "
Oh I think I need to start a thread later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooo I'd like a holiday somewhere warm. Dubai sounds wonderful. Room on the plane for me ?
Yes yes I believe the pilot needs some assistance in the COCKpit
Ooo a nice comfy seat up front. Plenty of room to stretch my legs x
The pilot may need help stretching his leg
Who is the pilot?
Ooo might need to put the autopilot on
I have yet to select one and cabin crew they get lots of perks
There should be applications, just think of the fun interviewing them
Oh I think I need to start a thread later "
Great x |
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"Just asked. Let's wait and see.
You can't just say that you have to share!!!!
I'm different... rarely play by the rules. Far more interesting. "
That's outrageous no one else ever does that around here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver?  |
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"It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver? "
Now you're just taking the piss
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"It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver?
Now you're just taking the piss
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Oh no he's not into watersports |
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Ooh a fab holiday. . .
Can you imagine? We would return shrivelled husks of our former selves. ROFL
Are you not coming then?
I didn't know i was invited. It would be rude to presume. "
Of course you're invited will you be traveling with company or alone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver? "
Some people are never bloody happy! |
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"It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver? "
Can we find out who made you blush most please xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It seems that being cheeky and asking does work so thanks to everyone who has made me properly blush!
With that in mind, and knowing how a cheeky ask can pay dividends, can anyone lend me a fiver?
Can we find out who made you blush most please xx"
well it's very difficult as they were all very blush-worthy! I had some *very* naughty pics (definitely saw another side of some of the people on here ) , some naughty messages, someone even suggested putting ice up the arse, milking the prostate until I drip cum on the bed! I've never before heard of the likes!! x |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
I'd like my inbox to contain hot, tall men in suits, who are articulate, bright and funny. Ideally they should be staying in hotels in the area often and keen to have me to keep them company x
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I snogging session with a hot sexy lady
The ones that go on for ages and you lose the sense of time
Failing that I always find it a turn on when you see a dirty picture of a Woman who only shows normal pictures,
You know the ones like a cock in her mouth
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!"
Come to Edinburgh you say? |
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Hmmmm I do know a man who fits this description but this depends on where you live? |
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!
Come to Edinburgh you say? "
No no we're all now boarding a flight for Dubai, I'm sure Bunny would love you to join us, I'd certainly enjoy listening to your dulcet tones |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I'd like my inbox to contain hot, tall men in suits, who are articulate, bright and funny. Ideally they should be staying in hotels in the area often and keen to have me to keep them company x
Hmmmm I do know a man who fits this description but this depends on where you live? "
Edinburgh... its the place to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!
Come to Edinburgh you say?
No no we're all now boarding a flight for Dubai, I'm sure Bunny would love you to join us, I'd certainly enjoy listening to your dulcet tones "
Dubai? Yikes, I'd melt! |
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"Can I have a visit from a nice man...or two...or lady ..or just come on, Edinburgh is great! Everyone just come hang out, its sunny here and everything!!
Come to Edinburgh you say?
No no we're all now boarding a flight for Dubai, I'm sure Bunny would love you to join us, I'd certainly enjoy listening to your dulcet tones
Dubai? Yikes, I'd melt! "
The ladies would |
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"I'd like my inbox to contain hot, tall men in suits, who are articulate, bright and funny. Ideally they should be staying in hotels in the area often and keen to have me to keep them company x
Hmmmm I do know a man who fits this description but this depends on where you live?
Edinburgh... its the place to be "
Could you be tempted onto the Fab holiday to Dubai? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
You're are too fragile for haulage, I suggest you and your companion join us on the Fab holiday to Dubai "
How big is this plane? |
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
You're are too fragile for haulage, I suggest you and your companion join us on the Fab holiday to Dubai
How big is this plane? "
There will be several flights departing from various airports, thread coming soon, Mr Impatient you just can't wait to get up close and personal to certain lovely lady can you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a beautiful woman boxed and delivered to my door by overnight haulage? .
You're are too fragile for haulage, I suggest you and your companion join us on the Fab holiday to Dubai
How big is this plane?
There will be several flights departing from various airports, thread coming soon, Mr Impatient you just can't wait to get up close and personal to certain lovely lady can you? "
Guilty
I'll bring our song |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I'd like my inbox to contain hot, tall men in suits, who are articulate, bright and funny. Ideally they should be staying in hotels in the area often and keen to have me to keep them company x
Hmmmm I do know a man who fits this description but this depends on where you live?
Edinburgh... its the place to be
Could you be tempted onto the Fab holiday to Dubai? "
I'll get my case... |
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"I'd like my inbox to contain hot, tall men in suits, who are articulate, bright and funny. Ideally they should be staying in hotels in the area often and keen to have me to keep them company x
Hmmmm I do know a man who fits this description but this depends on where you live?
Edinburgh... its the place to be
Could you be tempted onto the Fab holiday to Dubai?
I'll get my case..."
Glad you'll be joining us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just asked. Let's wait and see.
You can't just say that you have to share!!!!
I'm different... rarely play by the rules. Far more interesting.
That's outrageous no one else ever does that around here "
Just being special for those interested |
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I'll have another look. 