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First world problems....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Over a thousand sky channels and i always still end up watching cooncil telly fs, I should just cancel my subscription and use the money saved to buy a hair transplant and wee trip tae Romania.

What's your first world problem?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody broadband! Sometimes I have to wait about 10 seconds for a page to refresh on t'interweb!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all."

Ah jinx!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all.

Ah jinx!!

His wifi must be better than yours

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all."

Pretty certain that Maslow's hierarchy of needs has been updated to include fast internet access.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Can't always get the right staff

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all.

Pretty certain that Maslow's hierarchy of needs has been updated to include fast internet access.

It has, and underneath battery life has been added too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i spend ages painting my nails and within 5 minutes i fricking chip or smudge one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i spend ages painting my nails and within 5 minutes i fricking chip or smudge one! "

Or getting the perfect eyeliner flick but the other just wont match!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slow wifi. It's more infuriating than having no internet access at all.

Pretty certain that Maslow's hierarchy of needs has been updated to include fast internet access.

It has, and underneath battery life has been added too

Phone or vibrator?

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By *ngineering brillianceMan over a year ago

south of England travelling

Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops"

You need a better garage

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

My butler was particularly surly today.

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

"When i spend ages painting my nails and within 5 minutes i fricking chip or smudge one!

Or getting the perfect eyeliner flick but the other just wont match!"

This goes with eyebrows too... sisters and never twins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deciding which flavour of gin to open...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

being disappointed by bad coffee..enrages me to a stupid extent..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i spend ages painting my nails and within 5 minutes i fricking chip or smudge one!

Or getting the perfect eyeliner flick but the other just wont match!"

Yup, or going to thick aswell! Pain in the sodding arse

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When my butter is too hard to spread for a sandwich. Bah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i spend ages painting my nails and within 5 minutes i fricking chip or smudge one!

Or getting the perfect eyeliner flick but the other just wont match!

This goes with eyebrows too... sisters and never twins

Only thing i lose my temper at is if my eyebrows dont match.. have to wipe off and start all again

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By *ob the builder2010Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I hate getting biscuits crumbs down my bra!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've pulled a muscle with less than 2 weeks to my next strongman competition

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"When my butter is too hard to spread for a sandwich. Bah!"

And the avocados aren't ripe enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still wake up at 8am even though I start work at midday

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By *ngineering brillianceMan over a year ago

south of England travelling

"Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops

You need a better garage

Or just pay someone to do it

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

When my Fitbit dies half way through a workout...

Or when I forget to start MapMyRide after cycling...

Blondie xx

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops

You need a better garage

Or trade the Fiesta in for a 2nd Porsche.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

at these, you guys make my problem sound minute fs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the bar runs out of Hendrix and Fevertree

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops

You need a better garage

Or trade the Fiesta in for a 2nd Porsche.

That math doesn't add up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the bar runs out of Hendrix and Fevertree

You drink better alcohol when that happens haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When the bar runs out of Hendrix and Fevertree

Hate it when they only have Hennesy or Corvisier and no Martell fs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fridge is full and I'm hungry, but nothing takes my fancy !

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By *ngineering brillianceMan over a year ago

south of England travelling

"Having to move the Porsche or if the way to get to the fiesta to get down the shops

You need a better garage

Or trade the Fiesta in for a 2nd Porsche.

That math doesn't add up

Who cares about the math. you'll have two Porsches!

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By *Ollyinone.Man over a year ago

Coventry/Bedworth

The mcflurry machine at Maccles being out of order

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