Ok i could do with a laugh. Whats your funniest experiences cumming.
One of my friends first time i met him scared me i thought he was having a heartattack went bright red and startef roaring.
Another when close to cumming starts rubbing his hand on me. In the same place and really fast i think hes trying to make a fire |
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The first time I had a purely internal orgasm during intercourse I didn't even know I could do it, and afterwards I was just laid in my then boyfriend's bed laughing hysterically and trying to explain I wasn't laughing at him.
Later I learned that strong orgasms trigger the giggles for me! |
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"The first time I had a purely internal orgasm during intercourse I didn't even know I could do it, and afterwards I was just laid in my then boyfriend's bed laughing hysterically and trying to explain I wasn't laughing at him.
Later I learned that strong orgasms trigger the giggles for me!"
i giggle when ive orgasmed as well |
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"The first time I had a purely internal orgasm during intercourse I didn't even know I could do it, and afterwards I was just laid in my then boyfriend's bed laughing hysterically and trying to explain I wasn't laughing at him.
Later I learned that strong orgasms trigger the giggles for me!"
I think it's incredibly sexy when a woman laughs after orgasm. |
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It wasn't funny but I literally thought a guy was dying once.
I snapped out of where I was and was genuinely concerned. Started working out my next few steps.
Call ambulance. Get out from under him. Get changed back into a more respectable outfit. Work on my story.  |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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Years ago i met a woman who had never had an orgasm, she actually swore to me she believed she couldnt (selfish ex's)
After some small talk and other bits... Things got heated and she had her first orgasm...
Now firstly she tried to speak and the only words she could say was "bastard" ... I asked if she was ok and if she wanted a breather....she shook her head and indicated for me to keep going...which i did..
Now after being called a mother fucking hell bastard she not only relaxed completely but she well gushed and got me square in the eye....
So now she is calling me bastard, im blinded and falling all over the place trying to grab a towel and in the process i tripped and banged my head up on the end of the bed... |
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"I was came and got severe leg cramp at the same time. It was a real mixture of emotions. God only knows what the woman thought at the time "
It's ok. I understood  |
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"I was came and got severe leg cramp at the same time. It was a real mixture of emotions. God only knows what the woman thought at the time "
This happened to my ex. In his haste to stand he fell of the bed and just left a trail of cum over the bedsheet and lay on the floor moaning. I laughed a lot  |
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I was mean to an exgirlfriend a few times by making her squirt in her own face. I'd push her legs away from me, lifting up her bum which angled it perfectly.
She took it in good spirits though. |
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Had a woman on top. She was hovering over my cock doing the squad number.
I was tensing my legs as it felt awesome, started to shoot my load, got cramp, raised my leg quickly, kick her ass and knocked her forward and she went head first into my wall and put her head through the plasterboard.
Fuck me it was funny  |
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made a lady here climax the other week (in my vari lol) for the first time in 15yrs
it was the most intense climax i have ever witnessed and a pleasure to have made it happen for her
follow ups were guaranteed |
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