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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Couples and single ladies what would your perfect message read when you receive it from a single chap ???

Ps

And yes I am going to copy and paste it and send it to 100 different couples and maybe even more single ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tend to talk to people who have a starting point for conversation so maybe theyve seen something I've written in the forums or they pick up on something I've put in my profile.

I rarely reply to "how are you" type messages unless their pic or profile catch my eye.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I wont reply unless there is a hamburger shot attached to the message.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Start with something in their profile, either a type of picture or something funny in their profile.

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By *edzyWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I had a great convo with a guy about juggling clowns in uist the other day

Shame he lives in Bristol

I don't judge an opening message- it just needs to be not in txtspk, and not be looking for free prostitution lol

I look at the profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The perfect message is the one that gets my dick wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something other than one or two word messages, I can't even be asked to reply to these.

Unless you are Olivia Wilde, she can even send me blanks .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The perfect message is the one that gets my dick wet "

Like, stick your dick in glass of water ?

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

Is there such a thing as perfect ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as perfect ? "

Depends on what you mean by it, some people find imperfections beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is all good and well but I just want something to copy and paste I am feeling extremely lazy today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every woman/couple are looking for different things. What one would deem as perfect, another would see as meh... I will say though, many look at profiles before opening a message. Great profile.. Much higher chance of a response .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every woman/couple are looking for different things. What one would deem as perfect, another would see as meh... I will say though, many look at profiles before opening a message. Great profile.. Much higher chance of a response . "

Bloody hell so your saying I have to rewrite my profile now. O my days don't you realise I can't even be bothered to write a message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every woman/couple are looking for different things. What one would deem as perfect, another would see as meh... I will say though, many look at profiles before opening a message. Great profile.. Much higher chance of a response .

Bloody hell so your saying I have to rewrite my profile now. O my days don't you realise I can't even be bothered to write a message "

Haha sorry stud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had a few fantasy messages,I kinda like those, gets the grey matter tuning in! One gent in particular is very good at creating hot, sexy scenarios with his messages

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do "

Don't forget the personal touches, so it doesn't look like a copy and paste

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

It's going to depend upon the sender as I want something of them in the message. (not a cock).

It would seem to have been considered and not sent to hundreds, reflective of why they're considering me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do

Don't forget the personal touches, so it doesn't look like a copy and paste "

Right, change the "exquisite lady" to her fab name

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk


"Is there such a thing as perfect ?

Depends on what you mean by it, some people find imperfections beautiful. "

This is quite true and imperfections make us unique...

Not into perfection myself it's overrated

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By *andVBCouple  over a year ago

Wrexham

"Hello E, VB. That is a smashing blouse you have on. Would coitus be agreeable?"

Works every time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do

Don't forget the personal touches, so it doesn't look like a copy and paste

Right, change the "exquisite lady" to her fab name "

Hahaha touches as in plural. Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do "

The only thing missing from this, as I read it, was "m'lady" haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every woman/couple are looking for different things. What one would deem as perfect, another would see as meh... I will say though, many look at profiles before opening a message. Great profile.. Much higher chance of a response .

Bloody hell so your saying I have to rewrite my profile now. O my days don't you realise I can't even be bothered to write a message

Haha sorry stud "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""Hello exquisite lady,

I found your profile enticing and couldn't help but introduce myself.

I'm (put your name here), a modest gentleman with the heart of a lion!

I must say your long legs look astonishing, but it's your intelligence that engulfed me as I was reading your profile.

Would you be so kind and spare me a moment of your time"

So I did as I said and copied and pasted this message and only got a reply the First Lady I sent it too

Alternatively just say "Hi", if you're good looking it should do "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say they're behind me, think I'm cute. And will buy me the coffee I've just ordered.

That would be perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The perfect message would only come from the perfect guy.

But hey,what do I know? I once responded to "baaaa" as an opening message because I liked the profile

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London

There isn't one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone different. Just try to be me and funny

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