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I tried it once - NEVER again!!
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over a year ago
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As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again?
Can be sexual or non sexual.
Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again! 
So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once?
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over a year ago
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Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards  |
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Pot holing. Been there, done that and nope, never again.
I was picking clay out of my nose for days afterwards. |
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards "
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Vegetarianism for all of a day, I had bacon and sausage muffin the next morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proseco. Vile stuff, nobody can seriously like that shit and are just pretending. Gayest drink ever!
Give me 4 cans of tennent's super over that fucking shit any day of the week. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I say 'never again' every time I drink tequila...but for some reason have yet to actually act on that!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cinnamon challenge. What a ridiculous idea that was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
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You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again?
Can be sexual or non sexual.
Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again!
So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once?
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Stupidly I tried escargot in France last year.. never again lol |
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Guinness. That stuff is rancid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snuff.
I mean the stuff you sniff not the movie type!
My friend brought some home from Germany so I tried it for a laugh! It was horrific! |
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Liver  omg, liver and onions makes me sick just thinking about it  |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
Shagged my best (female) friend years ago. Lost a brill friend and an ace shag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage
With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning."
It does,"may contain nuts"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rollercoasters!
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting involved with a married woman. Horrible experience |
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Marmite milkshake, wtf is that all about Mrs blue eyes  |
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"Marriage
With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning."
Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage
With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning.
Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade. "
Ha ha made me laugh ....
Water sports... ex husband had a kink about watersports ... after 13 years of marriage ..don't even mention that to me ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex tryed it once got pregnant never again for me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!!"
Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e.
Devon is better though.
Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickleback shots ugh could taste it for what felt like days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards "
you didnt have a shower afterwards!  |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Marmite. Awful stuff.
Mr2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!!
Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e.
Devon is better though.
Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay."
The kids enjoyed the seafront but apart from that I thought I was I Syria. Desperately shite place...
Never been to Morecambe bay, and from your endorsement I guess it'd be "wise" not to go there. See what I did there?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curly Kale...blagh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!!
Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e.
Devon is better though.
Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay.
The kids enjoyed the seafront but apart from that I thought I was I Syria. Desperately shite place...
Never been to Morecambe bay, and from your endorsement I guess it'd be "wise" not to go there. See what I did there?? "
I must admit, it is getting a bit run down. pleasure beach is pretty decent if you're a big kid and like to go on sky drop, dodgems, win stuffed toys for the ladies in your life and stuff like that, the log flume is ace too. In july-august its open until 10pm.
Morecambe bay is just filled with white trash lol. They still have a wacky warehouse ffs! So old but fuck all to do there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway'
*That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway'
*That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. "
I knew what you meant! There's nothing as fragile as the male ego especially after a rejection! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway'
*That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes.
I knew what you meant! There's nothing as fragile as the male ego especially after a rejection! "
Exactly this! However females and couples aren't exempt from nasty messaging when they get knocked back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That once in a lifetime holiday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jellied eels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Travelling to Preston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A marathon. Been there done it...so no point a aecond time either... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boring sex. . Tried it once and even went back a second time just to be sure but never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Floating in the Dead Sea. Omg that stuff stings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quorn...
A full couple swap
Squid
Brandy
Whisky
Sushi
Snails |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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visiting Croydon...i though i'd seen some crapholes before, but Croydon was something else.. |
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse "
You didnt think to shower after ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!!
Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e.
Devon is better though.
Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay."
Oi ! It's only morecambe that's a shithole. The bay as a whole is pretty spectacular. |
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"Proseco. Vile stuff, nobody can seriously like that shit and are just pretending. Gayest drink ever!
Give me 4 cans of tennent's super over that fucking shit any day of the week."
So it's you sat on the bench at The Spot chatting all the old dears up is it |
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse "
I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar |
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Flying out of Luton even that was way too much time in Luton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caving. I did it on an outdoor adventure thing i went on in School. I got a bit panicky at trying to squeeze through low caves and small spaces and had to stop.
I was a lot slimmer then, but still sca_ed i'd get stuck.
Never again.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Proseco. Vile stuff, nobody can seriously like that shit and are just pretending. Gayest drink ever!
Give me 4 cans of tennent's super over that fucking shit any day of the week.
So it's you sat on the bench at The Spot chatting all the old dears up is it "
Don't be jealous  |
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again?
Can be sexual or non sexual.
Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again!
So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once?
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Tinned tuna.
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cannibalism.... anyone who says it tastes like pork is a liar... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once went to Widnes.
If the planet had piles that's where you would find them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skegness just not for me. |
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Queuing.
I'll not stand for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Celery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Magic mushrooms in my teens. Was tripping for days. It was over 20 years ago and I still think it changed me (not necessarily for the worse but did make me feel different). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tripe.
Just the thought makes me shudder.
One neighbour thought I might like to try it. I was young and foolish.
It tastes like it looks! Revolting
A Jagerbomb. Urgghhh. |
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"Magic mushrooms in my teens. Was tripping for days. It was over 20 years ago and I still think it changed me (not necessarily for the worse but did make me feel different). "
did it affect your arse cause you possess a pretty cute posterior.
wink wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Magic mushrooms in my teens. Was tripping for days. It was over 20 years ago and I still think it changed me (not necessarily for the worse but did make me feel different). "
Flashbacks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tomatoes! they make me gag! Eurghh!! (Not sure how to do the sick emoji) |
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Monogomy. Unless I get to be the battleship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Queuing.
I'll not stand for it!"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oysters - yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite. Foul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tomatoes! they make me gag! Eurghh!! (Not sure how to do the sick emoji) "
Would be good to see you gag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pickled egg. Made me sick and had the flavour repeated all day. Never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite. Foul "
It's delightful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pussy with a fishy smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low carb diet: looked good, felt absolutely horrendous... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite. Foul
It's delightful "
It's bloody dreadful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pussy with a fishy smell "
My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!"
Bless her soul x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brown sauce; tried once and never again
Marriage; tried 4 times and never again
Cave driving; hauled all my gear to the cave, got in the water and got straight out again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pussy with a fishy smell
My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!"
Bless her soul x
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She sounds like a wise women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again"
Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tripe,why not go the whole hog and eat muddy arseholes,by far the most foul thing that i have eaten and broad beans as they remind me of toe nails. |
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"Marriage
With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning.
Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade.
Ha ha made me laugh ....
Water sports... ex husband had a kink about watersports ... after 13 years of marriage ..don't even mention that to me ... "
watersport, watersport, watersport lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again. "
Could be worse, could've been arsenal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whisky, just don't like it at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guinness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky, just don't like it at all. "
Now I love it special a good malt one. |
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again
Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes."
oi, watch it there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway'
*That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. "
Seriously? What areseholes. How often do you get responses like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
you didnt have a shower afterwards! "
Was think the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The cinnamon challenge. What a ridiculous idea that was"
Try the scotch bonnet challenge now that was a silly idea never again Font know what burnt the most it going in or coming out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A snog with a male friend it totally felt weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
tried it twice lol |
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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago
Where the streets have no name |
Love someone that doesn't reciprocate me...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whisky, just don't like it at all.
Now I love it special a good malt one."
One of my ex bosses was a big whisky drinker. I spent one night after hours sampling his vast collection. Wasn't one I liked. |
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Crimson surfing.
Having sex when Liverpool are playing at home.
Not for me. Sorry ladies. First time was like a war movie. Scar_ed for life. Never again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again.
Could be worse, could've been arsenal."
Your not wrong. . There's Id hate to wear. (Leeds). I literally got paid for wearing LFC shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drinking tea. I gag. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Water-skiing. BDSM. Altrincham. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rollmops.
Fish should never be pickled. Vom |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse
I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar "
I'm so innocent.. I thought he meant he had been waterskiing in a smelly lake.. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse
I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar
I'm so innocent.. I thought he meant he had been waterskiing in a smelly lake.. "
Ditto, mainly because I have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again
Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes."
I'm a Brit living in Germany and still can't stand the stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guinness, disgusting muck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blackpool.
Cauliflower
Broad beans
Going down on a woman.(and you might find this weird but I rimmed one and was fine with that)
*not an exhaustive list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Queuing.
I'll not stand for it!"
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Moussaka. The aubergine texture made me want to retch. Oh, and Skype sex. I tried it once and it just gave me the giggles. Not for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Marmite made me puke horrible stuff |
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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago
Pontesbury |
Rope play, by the time he'd done tying all the knots I was more ready for a cuppa tea than shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oysters........ oh my lawd. I would not normally spit anything out but I'm afraid that just had to go. The gag reflex went into over drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rope play, by the time he'd done tying all the knots I was more ready for a cuppa tea than shag "
handcuffs next time I bet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rope play, by the time he'd done tying all the knots I was more ready for a cuppa tea than shag "
That's just made me lol |
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Driving in central London, 6 hours of my life I won't ever get back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried after drinking vodka an cranberry lol not good mix only did once never ever again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Volauvant of sweetbreads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and Baileys & Lime.
You have a shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth while having a shot of lime.
I know why its called an exploding frog now! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Bear.
Had 1 on my 18.....
Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fisting.
Dreadful experience that left me with awful bruising. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Russian roulette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oysters x 2 ......once but never again ...
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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"Marmite. Awful stuff.
Mr2"
I agree. It's disgusting |
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over a year ago
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"Oysters x 2 ......once but never again ...
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Soxy we have to stop meeting like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sushi...nice taste mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trying to get of a council estate in Milton Keynes never again will I pick someone up from that rabbit warren hell hole lol |
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over a year ago
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"Oh and Baileys & Lime.
You have a shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth while having a shot of lime.
I know why its called an exploding frog now!"
Lol, oh god it's just horrible. And I love baileys x |
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over a year ago
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"Tomatoes! they make me gag! Eurghh!! (Not sure how to do the sick emoji)
Would be good to see you gag "
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over a year ago
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Drinking aftershock with the father of the bride, over 10 years ago still makes my stomach turn and I burn with shame x |
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Caviar.
I thought I was about to embark on a culinary journey. Instead I got gritty fish spunk.
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Marriage...bloody overrated!
Dated a very close and good friend-it didnt work out. Still miss her to this day.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Caviar.
I thought I was about to embark on a culinary journey. Instead I got gritty fish spunk.
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over a year ago
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"Driving in central London, 6 hours of my life I won't ever get back "
Seconded
Also add driving in Amsterdam to that. It's probably the most stressful place I've tried driving. A horrible mix of crazy junctions, cars, bikes and pedestrians! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oysters x 2 ......once but never again ...
Soxy we have to stop meeting like this "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again.
Could be worse, could've been arsenal.
Your not wrong. . There's Id hate to wear. (Leeds). I literally got paid for wearing LFC shirt. "
No need
They are particularly comfortable you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bear.
Had 1 on my 18.....
Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. "
Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Bear.
Had 1 on my 18.....
Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it.
Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol."
Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bear.
Had 1 on my 18.....
Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it.
Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol.
Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to."
Stout. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gin I hate it"
You take that back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite a few things but the one that really sticks in my mind is "NETTLE TEA". I drank it in Marrakesh and burped nettles for days....it was absolutely yecchy!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Captain Morgan never again!! Had 5 to many shots of that poison last Christmas & a hangover that last 2 & half days lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
bristol |
Catching my bits in my zipper...never again and trying was an accident |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
Marmite for me too but my biggest is white wine, what's the point of it? May as well drink lemonade with a shot of vinigar in it.
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over a year ago
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"Marmite for me too but my biggest is white wine, what's the point of it? May as well drink lemonade with a shot of vinigar in it.
S"
Preach brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
Ha I'm with you on that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pussy with a fishy smell
My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!"
Bless her soul x
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LMAO ...laughed til I started coughing
Parsley sauce...bloody revolting...whoever thought parsley sauce was good to eat has no place anywhere near a kitchen!!! |
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Rotten sharks fin
It fizzed on my tongue
Even as I write I wretched at the thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Catching my bits in my zipper...never again and trying was an accident"
I once drilled my bits so you got off lucky, now I kneel over a drill lol, no perminent damage to said bits but boy was it scary to look after I had unwound everything, I was wearing my shorts at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go down on a smelly fanny made that mistake once ended up going to the loo chucking my guts up and got back in to bed she went you going back down there so I just fucked her and now I play with the fanny and then go and have a cuddle sniff my fingers then say I'll be back and go for a lick if it smells nice lol ?? |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
bristol |
"Catching my bits in my zipper...never again and trying was an accident I once drilled my bits so you got off lucky, now I kneel over a drill lol, no perminent damage to said bits but boy was it scary to look after I had unwound everything, I was wearing my shorts at the time "
Mate.....ouch!!!! My legs just jumped to crossed reading that |
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Cutting a vein on my bollocks
I was so good I done it again a few years later
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By *oneDoeWoman
over a year ago
socially distanced |
Gerhkin
Sour cream and choice pringles
There's probably more but I can't think of them lol |
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By *oneDoeWoman
over a year ago
socially distanced |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Bear.
Had 1 on my 18.....
Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it.
Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol.
Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to.
Stout. "
Well wot ever it wos it put me off beer for life.
If I have a stiff drink I drink rum and cola or sider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marriage "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guinness. That stuff is rancid "
It's a super drink doctors recommend it.
It's full of goodness .
Wax play tried it once didn't enjoy it. Now fire play is fun really fun. But no not wax.
Not talking about the leg wax but yet again that hurts as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and Baileys & Lime.
You have a shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth while having a shot of lime.
I know why its called an exploding frog now!"
It's also called a 'Cemment mixer' |
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Marmite
Black pudding
Brawn
Haggis
Going on roller coaster, rather be on a bike on the TT course.
Riding pillion on a bike.
Cum in my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shots of tequila and ouzo interspersed with shots of Coca Cola.......
Even writing that made me shudder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caviar. Instant vomit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse
You didnt think to shower after ? "
We had been on a boat for the shoot and the pub was on the way home.We'd stopped in for a quick couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Water sports!
Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards
You laugh but it's a true story!
To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse
I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar "
I sat outside cos I was pungent to say the least-bright side was my mate paid for the beers |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Marmite. Foul
It's delightful "
Love Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gherkins
Rimming
Sweeny Todd with Johnny Depp
Starting work before 9am
Pernod/ Raki/ Ouzo or any aniseed drinks
Going to soft play with children (torture)
Butlins
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gherkins
Rimming
Sweeny Todd with Johnny Depp
Starting work before 9am
Pernod/ Raki/ Ouzo or any aniseed drinks
Going to soft play with children (torture)
Butlins
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You were going SO well until you mentioned Butlins. I frickin' love Butlins! Mind you I last visited as a ten year old in the days of the monorail, cable cars and Donkey Derbies on the Gaiety Green at Minehead. It might have changed since? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again?
Can be sexual or non sexual.
Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again!
So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once?
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A curry; Vindicator, to be, exact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chewing an oyster. It nearly met itself coming back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again?
Can be sexual or non sexual.
Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again!
So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once?
A curry; Vindicator, to be, exact "
Vindaloo; bloody auto-correct |
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