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over a year ago
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Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing?? |
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??"
Haha!!!  |
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. I didn't know that. Facts like that are what this thread is all about. |
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"How many is that now?
Three, I've never done three before. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mz. How are you doing?"
I am not the happiest bunny tonight. Have to be up early but stupidly had a nap on the sofa and now I can't sleep 
Looks like u are stuck with me  |
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??
Haha!!! "
It's another true story hahahaha!! |
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over a year ago
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
But where's your beau? You can't be that busy! "
I don't know where she is. |
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"How many is that now?
Three, I've never done three before. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mz. How are you doing?
I am not the happiest bunny tonight. Have to be up early but stupidly had a nap on the sofa and now I can't sleep
Looks like u are stuck with me "
Stick with me. |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?"
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??
Haha!!!
It's another true story hahahaha!! "
A very true story! Still made me laugh |
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. I didn't know that. Facts like that are what this thread is all about."
It's night matey and I'm full of useful info like that.The type no one will ever need it use. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
But where's your beau? You can't be that busy!
I don't know where she is.
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I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx "
Dayum! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello matey I hope your night is good and I will start you off with a true scientific fact.
Did you know if you walk up to someone and put your ear firmly against there leg you can almost hear them saying what the fuck are you doing??
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. I didn't know that. Facts like that are what this thread is all about.
It's night matey and I'm full of useful info like that.The type no one will ever need it use."
Oh we need it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dos you know that the whole world is a optical illusion?
Take for instance
Was cilla black?
Was Barry White?
It sure makes stevie wonder. "
Something to make us all ponder. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What you up to Meli?
I'm in bed browsing and perving and deciding if I have enough energy for a film. I should really type I'm fingering myself silly to porn.
What are you J?"
A film now would be pretty hardcore. I like what you should be doing. I recorded a film tonight, called Mud. If it isn't the Mud biopic I'll be very disappointed.
I'm just wondering what to do with myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times "
Corrected the typo 
Welcome |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Welcome to this nocturnal thread. And all the other threads on the forums. |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times "
Welcome matey and I hope you have smiles here.
Oh and has anyone told you about the initiation test where you have to cover yourself in lard and feathers and put it as your profile pic for a hour before commenting in the forum? |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times "
Welcome! Be warned, some of us like to bite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Going to love you and leave you Jim. May try and count sheep or something or poke my eyes with vapour rub whatever works lol "
Have a good nights sleep and sweet or wet dreams x |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times
Welcome! Be warned, some of us like to bite "
That's just you that does that hahahaha!! |
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"Going to love you and leave you Jim. May try and count sheep or something or poke my eyes with vapour rub whatever works lol
Have a good nights sleep and sweet or wet dreams x "
Don't know about that ... Jim hasn't sent me those nudes yet  |
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"Going to love you and leave you Jim. May try and count sheep or something or poke my eyes with vapour rub whatever works lol "
Na night, sleep well. x |
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times
Welcome! Be warned, some of us like to bite
That's just you that does that hahahaha!! "
You know me so well  |
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"Going to love you and leave you Jim. May try and count sheep or something or poke my eyes with vapour rub whatever works lol
Have a good nights sleep and sweet or wet dreams x
Don't know about that ... Jim hasn't sent me those nudes yet "
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" good early morning everyone. Just wanted to say hello from a new Virgin boy to fab swingers. new to the whole schene to be honest ha ha.
im looking forward to some fun times
Welcome matey and I hope you have smiles here.
Oh and has anyone told you about the initiation test where you have to cover yourself in lard and feathers and put it as your profile pic for a hour before commenting in the forum? "
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum! "
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx "
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hmmmmm did you say bite!!.
Yes please Madame.
This bullet can be a vampire when she wants to be haha! "
As long as its a big bite then thats even better. get a full firm grip though.. |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go"
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmmmm did you say bite!!.
Yes please Madame.
This bullet can be a vampire when she wants to be haha!
As long as its a big bite then thats even better. get a full firm grip though.."
Is there any other way? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx "
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmmmm did you say bite!!.
Yes please Madame.
This bullet can be a vampire when she wants to be haha!
As long as its a big bite then thats even better. get a full firm grip though..
Is there any other way?"
Just as long as you take it all in firmly. I woild say thats the correct way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmmmm did you say bite!!.
Yes please Madame.
This bullet can be a vampire when she wants to be haha!
As long as its a big bite then thats even better. get a full firm grip though..
Is there any other way?
Just as long as you take it all in firmly. I woild say thats the correct way."
Indeed it is! |
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Hi Ella and hi Jim,I'm just popping in to say farewell and wish you all the best it's been great talking to yous and being on the forums talkin to many people,,unfortunately real life is getting hard to deal with and can just come on here and burry my head in the sand it's time to deal with it,,good luck you you's and happy fabbing |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready "
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx "
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before |
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"Hi Ella and hi Jim,I'm just popping in to say farewell and wish you all the best it's been great talking to yous and being on the forums talkin to many people,,unfortunately real life is getting hard to deal with and can just come on here and burry my head in the sand it's time to deal with it,,good luck you you's and happy fabbing "
Aaaw well good luck and hopefully things work out for you soon! |
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Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha |
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"Hi Ella and hi Jim,I'm just popping in to say farewell and wish you all the best it's been great talking to yous and being on the forums talkin to many people,,unfortunately real life is getting hard to deal with and can just come on here and burry my head in the sand it's time to deal with it,,good luck you you's and happy fabbing "
Hey Dan. Take it easy, you can always come back. Best of luck to you. |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha "
Depends how moody they end up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Evening/Morning all, apologies for the lack of photo currently but I'm not quite comfortable with a face photo just yet. Can happily send if anyone wants to put a face to the name.
Anyway, slept all day and awake at night. Thank god no work tomorrow |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha "
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way. |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up "
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before "
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here "
It's about to get a whole lot hotter |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way. "
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite "
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here "
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
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Hey, leave Pickard out of this - he can narrate it all if he likes |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X"
Still waiting for the official invite |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!"
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X
Still waiting for the official invite "
Come get it |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X
Still waiting for the official invite
Come get it "
What now |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
Hey, leave Pickard out of this - he can narrate it all if he likes"
Hahahahaha
Can I just say if woopie Goldberg starts getting naked I'm leaving the party oh and no way am I going seconds on anyone after warf.
The women will need pet insurance after warfs had a go as he destroys pussys. |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X
Still waiting for the official invite
Come get it
What now "
Probably not the oldies might wake up and wonder whats going on |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol"
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Depends how moody they end up
Haha.. anyway when you coming over mr!! X
Still waiting for the official invite
Come get it
What now
Probably not the oldies might wake up and wonder whats going on "
I might possibly be missed as well. Life sucks  |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
Hey, leave Pickard out of this - he can narrate it all if he likes
Hahahahaha
Can I just say if woopie Goldberg starts getting naked I'm leaving the party oh and no way am I going seconds on anyone after warf.
The women will need pet insurance after warfs had a go as he destroys pussys."
Whoopie would turn up in place of the dwarf haha!!! |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it"
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have! |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have! "
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing. |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have!
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing. "
Oh yes.. even I get turned on smelling coconut on someone.. i may have used it as a body lotion once in all the right places  |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
Hey, leave Pickard out of this - he can narrate it all if he likes
Hahahahaha
Can I just say if woopie Goldberg starts getting naked I'm leaving the party oh and no way am I going seconds on anyone after warf.
The women will need pet insurance after warfs had a go as he destroys pussys.
Whoopie would turn up in place of the dwarf haha!!! "
Thanks for that thought now I'm going to have nightmares hahahahaha xx |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have!
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing.
Oh yes.. even I get turned on smelling coconut on someone.. i may have used it as a body lotion once in all the right places "
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have!
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing.
Oh yes.. even I get turned on smelling coconut on someone.. i may have used it as a body lotion once in all the right places "
I bet you got lucky that day! |
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"FFS I can't sleep 
Come in for boobie cuddles
Now that sounds perfect
Only if you and bladey play nice you can have a boob each then "
Never gonna happen |
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"Yay! A new one!
Yeah! YEAH!
The forums are busy tonight, huh?
I'm certainly busy.
It's tough being popular, huh?
The Rowdy Galaxy is around and the closer it gets to you..the hotter you will be getting xx
Dayum!
Star Trek my enterprise is coming to a place near you soon xx
Beam me up Scotty, I'm raring to go
I've you beamed alright xx.. It's to make sure you're in the right position when we land I'm working on xx
Don't you worry, I like to bend over so I'm always ready
When you get the Rowdy Rocket Fuel..you won't want to leave the Enterprise xx
Well captain, consider me part of the crew ready to let you boldly go where no man has gone before
Phoarrr come in to the engine room I like it when it is hot on here
Ffs that slap head pickard the cock blocker as spoilt the mood again and left his captains log in the toilet again and not flushed.Make it so more like make it go the dirty bugger.
Hey, leave Pickard out of this - he can narrate it all if he likes
Hahahahaha
Can I just say if woopie Goldberg starts getting naked I'm leaving the party oh and no way am I going seconds on anyone after warf.
The women will need pet insurance after warfs had a go as he destroys pussys.
Whoopie would turn up in place of the dwarf haha!!!
Thanks for that thought now I'm going to have nightmares hahahahaha xx "
Haha! I couldn't help myself
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"FFS I can't sleep
Come in for boobie cuddles
Now that sounds perfect
Only if you and bladey play nice you can have a boob each then
Never gonna happen
Seconded"
Neither of you get boobs then |
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have!
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing.
Oh yes.. even I get turned on smelling coconut on someone.. i may have used it as a body lotion once in all the right places
I bet you got lucky that day!"
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"Morning all!!
Right riddle me this.. how the fuck am i going to look sexy on a social tomorrow when we are going to walk the dog in the woods.. its meant to be raining too
Does a big furry hooded parka, jeans and wellies sound a turn on? Haha
Braid your hair - no matter how wet it gets, you won't look like you're drowning that way.
My hair has a life of its own even when braided! Curly frizzy irish hair does whatever it wants and omg humidity is my kryptonite
Mine does that normally haha! If I blow dry my hair straight it will stay for a few hours, straighten it normally and it lasts five minutes haha!
Such a pain, i have stupidly thick hair too, have to blow dry smooth with a paddle brush, straighten it, leave for 15 to 30 mins then straighten again and put on lee stafford dehumidifier to keep it tame.. then just pray to the gods it stays moderate temperature and not too windy either!!
Joys of being a woman lol
Lee Stafford is a god send at times. I use the de-frizz heat protection spray to try and tame it!
I would hate to have thick hair as well though - luckily mine is very fine but there's just a lot of it
Oh hell yes and the coconut range he has done, i have a block of coconut oil to take on the move if my hair feels dried out! It smells lush and i just rub the excess on my arms of cleavage haha!
Im so tempted to have an undercut done to reduce how much I have!
I use the coconut herbal essences for that...it's always amazing!
Haha! I don't blame you spreading the excess elsewhere, coconut can be so enticing.
Oh yes.. even I get turned on smelling coconut on someone.. i may have used it as a body lotion once in all the right places
I bet you got lucky that day!
Oh yes!!!! "
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"FFS I can't sleep
Come in for boobie cuddles
Now that sounds perfect
Only if you and bladey play nice you can have a boob each then
Never gonna happen
Seconded
Neither of you get boobs then
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"Oh dont you just love when people spit their dummies out because you rejected them.. amazing how you becoming fat n horrible after you say no hehehe "
It happens far too often. I thought this was a sight for adults, not two year olds haha! |
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"Oh dont you just love when people spit their dummies out because you rejected them.. amazing how you becoming fat n horrible after you say no hehehe "
I don't have a dummy I threw it out of the pram years ago |
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"Oh dont you just love when people spit their dummies out because you rejected them.. amazing how you becoming fat n horrible after you say no hehehe
It happens far too often. I thought this was a sight for adults, not two year olds haha!"
So did i! If I delete the message i get abuse, if I reply politely I get abuse and my block list is getting longer and longer now!! |
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"Oh dont you just love when people spit their dummies out because you rejected them.. amazing how you becoming fat n horrible after you say no hehehe
It happens far too often. I thought this was a sight for adults, not two year olds haha!
So did i! If I delete the message i get abuse, if I reply politely I get abuse and my block list is getting longer and longer now!! "
It's actually insane the amount of people who just go insane because they think that they're entitled to the people they message |
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"Oh dont you just love when people spit their dummies out because you rejected them.. amazing how you becoming fat n horrible after you say no hehehe
It happens far too often. I thought this was a sight for adults, not two year olds haha!
So did i! If I delete the message i get abuse, if I reply politely I get abuse and my block list is getting longer and longer now!!
It's actually insane the amount of people who just go insane because they think that they're entitled to the people they message"
Oh yes.. its also worrying how many people cannot handle rejection and get so nasty and abusive! You have to worry about their mental state! |
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Anyway, slept all day and awake at night. Thank god no work tomorrow "
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