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If I popped round to yours for the evening...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?! 
BG x
I would make you a cup of tea and we'd watch song of praises together.  "
I must introduce you to my nan! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x"
Start with hellos obviously, then you would be invited to derobe and place the short towel provided around your wonderful body before entering the candle lit massage room where you'd be treated to a full body massage finishing with yoni to ensure complete and full body relaxation.
Your massage complete you'd be invited to join me for homemade sushi with ice cold water to accompany, a light morsel to appease the hunger left after you massage.
Once fed, the choice of what next would be yours, I wonder what you'd like to do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x"
You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!  "
Two girl crushes in one night  I may be turned yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!
Two girl crushes in one night I may be turned yet lol "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x
You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest "
Sweet talker  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too! "
I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.
Thanks in advance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x
You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest
Sweet talker "
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!
I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.
Thanks in advance. "
On my way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!
I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.
Thanks in advance. "
Oh I was going to tell them all.
The booze is to numb the horrific memories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!
I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.
Thanks in advance.
Oh I was going to tell them all.
The booze is to numb the horrific memories "
Not to take advantage of him in his d*unken state? Dammit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x
We would be naked very quickly 
I'd arrive only wearing my coat "
Perfect and I wait naked! We can eat and drink afterwards while we get ready for round 2 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x
We would be naked very quickly
I'd arrive only wearing my coat
Perfect and I wait naked! We can eat and drink afterwards while we get ready for round 2 "
Food is overrated |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm severely hungover so if you could just stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok, that would be great thanks"
If I'm honest, I'm not great for hangover sympathy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tonight we would open some wine, eat pizza and watch line of duty. After perv fab and look for some tasty tantalising thighs. "
Pizza 
I'll bring the wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sup some fine wine with dark chocolate to chat a bit and share some touching while listening to some jazz. Take a playful shower. Feast on each other with 69 and more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!
Can I be the fly on the wall
Oh no, you can come too!
I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.
Thanks in advance.
Oh I was going to tell them all.
The booze is to numb the horrific memories
Not to take advantage of him in his d*unken state? Dammit!! "
Oh, is Jimi coming too!? I'd better shave my legs! |
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We'd have dinner then early bedtime. You'd only get to meet me, cos angel's at work and no funny business, cos i've got to be up at 02:30 stupid o clock in the morning for work. Or maybe you could stay up and have rub out on the sofa with angel, when she gets in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd cook you a nice Irish stew and some Champ. All swilled down with some Poitin. I'd then ask you to join me to relax in my hot tub with a glass of whatever you would like. I might also ask you what Jimi is is like |
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You could enjoy my superb company whilst feasting on the Moussaka that I am now in the process of preparing. A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon is waiting for your imminent arrival and I have some Belgian chocolates to nibble on. The music would be left to your discretion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd cook you a nice Irish stew and some Champ. All swilled down with some Poitin. I'd then ask you to join me to relax in my hot tub with a glass of whatever you would like. I might also ask you what Jimi is is like "
Poor Jimi!
Poitín, I'd be loaded!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest.
You would also have confirmation that the slippers are white and not pink !!"
And I would get a written testimony! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)
What would we get up to?!
BG x"
you could do the ironing hovering polishing and the other housework chores while I put my feet up with a beer and what the footy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest.
You would also have confirmation that the slippers are white and not pink !!
And I would get a written testimony! "
I would nail it to your verification! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us
If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!"
Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us
If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!
Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half "
Now *that's* a perfect evening |
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Dinner and then an evening walk in the woods and then off to the cinema your choice of movie and back to the local for a few drinks your choice again and then home to chat and then bed and then we all lived happily ever after xx |
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By *atr247Man
over a year ago
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"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us
If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!
Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half
Now *that's* a perfect evening "
As long as Munster win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us
If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!
Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half
Now *that's* a perfect evening
As long as Munster win"
I don't mind, I'm winning anyway! |
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