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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll accept the cocktails but I look like Daffyd Thomas in a bikini so I'll go with a more manly ensemble 
Mankini "
Good lord no, I wouldn't inflict that view on anyone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x 
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?"
Don't know, we need to put a call out x |
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.s...where are all the men?"
We're all doing housework; 'I want to break free'.
Be finished in an hour or so and then some Swarfega to get most of the grime off the hands, a half can spray of Lynx to offset the BO, and a check of the underpants.
I'd love to order a Bloody Mary with lime, Tabasco, Worcestershire Sauce Memphis Barbeque bitters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?"
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer  |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer "
Bring some nuts with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer
Bring some nuts with you"
You're nuts enough already |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer
Bring some nuts with you
You're nuts enough already"
You can never have too many nuts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer
Bring some nuts with you
You're nuts enough already
You can never have too many nuts!"
Well that's good to know as I've got three |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x
Yes you can
P.s...where are all the men?
Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer
Bring some nuts with you
You're nuts enough already
You can never have too many nuts!
Well that's good to know as I've got three "
Salted I hope! |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Ooo I wanna drink
I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...
I'll offer my services
Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do "
As you wish, now who needs service? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo I wanna drink
I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...
I'll offer my services
Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do
As you wish, now who needs service?"
Me please  |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Ooo I wanna drink
I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...
I'll offer my services
Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do
As you wish, now who needs service?
Me please "
On my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo I wanna drink
I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...
I'll offer my services
Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do
As you wish, now who needs service?
Me please
On my way "
Grrr |
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"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please "
I read that too quickly and was rather shocked as I didn't see the word 'look'. Relieved to be not so shocked after a second reading.
I think I'd need more than a Prosecco if I'd shit in a bikini! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please
I read that too quickly and was rather shocked as I didn't see the word 'look'. Relieved to be not so shocked after a second reading.
I think I'd need more than a Prosecco if I'd shit in a bikini! "
Ha ha. .no. ..fortunately that's never happened! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a bikini 
You're fine as you are pp.
That's OK then
Just bring those maltesers
Everybody wants my chocolate balls
What? "
Who said I want chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread. "
Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.
Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x "
What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.
Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x
What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?"
It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.
Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x
What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?
It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x "
That fucks it up for other women, like me. Who have to waste time re-educating men about fucking properly
Fortunately, for us, there are men (intelligent ones)who don't watch porn and use their brains. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.
Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x
What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?
It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x
That fucks it up for other women, like me. Who have to waste time re-educating men about fucking properly
Fortunately, for us, there are men (intelligent ones)who don't watch porn and use their brains. "
Yes, unfortunately can't change the world. Can only hope we meet the ones who's brain is in their heads and not their cocks x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that "
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x "
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked"
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck "
it's yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours "
Can I unwrap it first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first "
 feel free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
It's that crunchie feeling
Thank crunchie for that
You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free"
Oh feel it as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well "
You certainly will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will "
Mmmm I look forward to that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x "
This sounds like a fun evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening "
Oh very fun x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x "
Need a photographer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer? "
Oooo naughty x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer?
Oooo naughty x "
But your interested in the thought |
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer?
Oooo naughty x "
Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer?
Oooo naughty x
Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol "
I couldn't possibly comment on that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer?
Oooo naughty x
Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol
I couldn't possibly comment on that "
Damn shame you don't want a single guy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x
Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked
I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck
it's yours
Can I unwrap it first
feel free
Oh feel it as well
You certainly will
Mmmm I look forward to that x
This sounds like a fun evening
Oh very fun x
Need a photographer?
Oooo naughty x
Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol
I couldn't possibly comment on that
Damn shame you don't want a single guy "
Aww, sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
Why am I now thinking of chocolate?
Look what you do to me
You got me burning up "
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I want you, I want you |
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