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over a year ago
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"Take off some clothes 
Nah. Keep yours on too, I'm just going to slide my hand in and push your knickers to the side. No effort on your side required.
Oh sweet Jesus. "
Nah. It's Lana Del Rey. |
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"Take off some clothes
Nah. Keep yours on too, I'm just going to slide my hand in and push your knickers to the side. No effort on your side required.
Oh sweet Jesus.
Nah. It's Lana Del Rey."
Done your hair up beauty queen style? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take off some clothes
Nah. Keep yours on too, I'm just going to slide my hand in and push your knickers to the side. No effort on your side required.
Oh sweet Jesus.
Nah. It's Lana Del Rey.
Done your hair up beauty queen style? "
Obvs. It's seasonal madness I tell ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit! "
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant. |
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"Take off some clothes
Nah. Keep yours on too, I'm just going to slide my hand in and push your knickers to the side. No effort on your side required.
Oh sweet Jesus.
Nah. It's Lana Del Rey.
Done your hair up beauty queen style?
Obvs. It's seasonal madness I tell ya! "
Summertime sadness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take off some clothes
Nah. Keep yours on too, I'm just going to slide my hand in and push your knickers to the side. No effort on your side required.
Oh sweet Jesus.
Nah. It's Lana Del Rey.
Done your hair up beauty queen style?
Obvs. It's seasonal madness I tell ya!
Summertime sadness "
And it's a goooooaaaaaaal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually currently putting clothes on. Dungarees. Off to see my new week old baby godson. Pretty darn excited. I'm totally wearing lesbian riotgrrrrl femme queer comfort. Fuck the rules and the patriarchy but oh my gawd look at the tiny bebeee and now I want one, fuck my vinegar-titted spinster singledom.
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"I'm actually currently putting clothes on. Dungarees. Off to see my new week old baby godson. Pretty darn excited. I'm totally wearing lesbian riotgrrrrl femme queer comfort. Fuck the rules and the patriarchy but oh my gawd look at the tiny bebeee and now I want one, fuck my vinegar-titted spinster singledom.
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I don't think I have ever read anything so beautiful xx |
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"I'm actually currently putting clothes on. Dungarees. Off to see my new week old baby godson. Pretty darn excited. I'm totally wearing lesbian riotgrrrrl femme queer comfort. Fuck the rules and the patriarchy but oh my gawd look at the tiny bebeee and now I want one, fuck my vinegar-titted spinster singledom.
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I'll give u one darlin'!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant. "
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance! |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance! "
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually currently putting clothes on. Dungarees. Off to see my new week old baby godson. Pretty darn excited. I'm totally wearing lesbian riotgrrrrl femme queer comfort. Fuck the rules and the patriarchy but oh my gawd look at the tiny bebeee and now I want one, fuck my vinegar-titted spinster singledom.
I don't think I have ever read anything so beautiful xx"
Contrary to popular belief I do have a  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually currently putting clothes on. Dungarees. Off to see my new week old baby godson. Pretty darn excited. I'm totally wearing lesbian riotgrrrrl femme queer comfort. Fuck the rules and the patriarchy but oh my gawd look at the tiny bebeee and now I want one, fuck my vinegar-titted spinster singledom.
I'll give u one darlin'! "
Phwooaaarrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't even got dressed yet. I can put some on though; I'll have to before I go out.
Me neither, it's turned into somewhat of an effort today. "
Erm, private picture?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance! "
Yeah alright. Do everything Honey says till I return. I'll keep you under review. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter "
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight. |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight. "
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!! |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
Yeah alright. Do everything Honey says till I return. I'll keep you under review."
Oh but I'm feeling devious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you thinking of wanking over my Reubenesque figure?
Only if you keep your slippers on
I think I have found a new fetish 
I do love your slippers "
They are very fetching, aren't they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
Yeah alright. Do everything Honey says till I return. I'll keep you under review.
Oh but I'm feeling devious "
And this is news?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!"
I'd look after it for you |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
Yeah alright. Do everything Honey says till I return. I'll keep you under review.
Oh but I'm feeling devious
And this is news? "
Haven't you got things to be doing? Bank holidays are for DIY |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you "
Imagine the confusion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you
Imagine the confusion "
I know right?! Estella being slim and Honey displaying intellect...... |
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you
Imagine the confusion
I know right?! Estella being slim and Honey displaying intellect...... "
Brutal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you
Imagine the confusion
I know right?! Estella being slim and Honey displaying intellect......
Brutal "
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you
Imagine the confusion
I know right?! Estella being slim and Honey displaying intellect......
Brutal
"
I do fancy a new name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope! I was all nekkid and lathered up on the chest thread, but now it's all about the suit!
I used to like you. When you were clothes removal compliant.
But... but... Estella!... I mean J0hnny!... no, I mean Lana!!
I can change! Give me another chance!
J0hnny made my Fanny flutter
You should change your name to Fanny Flutter. It's what you'd be called in Ye Olden times, like when everyone only had candlelight.
I might.
But what if some fuckwit steals my name!!
I'd look after it for you
Imagine the confusion
I know right?! Estella being slim and Honey displaying intellect......
Brutal
I do fancy a new name "
It's all the rage recently. |
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