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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What a crazy world we live in...

Track your performance and burned calories.

Well, soon dating apps will have a special tab to upload your skills portafolio.

Never know ladies gentleman on fab could share their real performance too.

#happydaysgirls

Analytical data about your manhood performance ??????????????????

#fingerscrossed #badday? #nomoredreamers #seperategrowersfromshowers

Who's going to buy one ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had to Google. Hell there's no way I'm uploading my data to t'interweb.

It's bad enough the ladies sniggering when I get nekkid face to face let alone someone on the other side of the world knowing how woeful I am in bed.

I think I'll keep my £60 and spend it on chocolate instead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm struggling to see how this would benefit my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can count to 30 seconds in my head, I don't need a Jonny that will shout it from the rooftops for me as well

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Had to Google. Hell there's no way I'm uploading my data to t'interweb.

It's bad enough the ladies sniggering when I get nekkid face to face let alone someone on the other side of the world knowing how woeful I am in bed.

I think I'll keep my £60 and spend it on chocolate instead! "

FAF? You've got chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm struggling to see how this would benefit my life. "

But don't you want to know what your thrust per minute ratio is?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

These were posted about a few weeks ago when they hit the headlines

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

How many blokes would put one on...put on porn films for an hour or so and not cum until they had got to a good time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speed doesn't show performance, just as size doesn't show performance.

If a man knows how to use what he has, then that's what I care about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would give one ago lol would be interesting to see what it said

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