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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A place for night owls to chat. All through the wee small hours. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome. Very welcome. Join in, it's fun! Here come the smileyfaces. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Allo Allo.
Oh Retro!
Good mooning.
I like good moaning.
Imagine hearing someone's moans before you've heard their voice?"
That would be absolute filth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Allo Allo.
Oh Retro!
Good mooning.
I like good moaning.
Imagine hearing someone's moans before you've heard their voice?
That would be absolute filth."
Dirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//"
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I? "
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. |
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over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! "
Pissing break. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break."
You're a good watersport. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I?
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. "
I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport."
I gave you lift music n'all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James."
Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I?
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James.
I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot "
Let me help....
R I O T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal "
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport."
I'm a Wentworth winner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I?
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James.
I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot
Let me help....
R I O T"
Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
You've got us Oliver, swingers and roundabouts."
That's alright then. I'm getting bored of hearing d*unk people singing on their way home now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all "
I know, thanks. You lift me up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James.
Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that "
I'm a lefty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I?
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James.
I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot
Let me help....
R I O T
Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam "
There will be blud. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required "
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James.
Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that
I'm a lefty. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening sexy peeps.
Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though..."
I'm at my witness end. |
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"Evening sexy peeps.
Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox."
Luckily I don't make the same sounds as a fox during coitus.... have you heard those damn things fucking?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up."
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's the G word, Barry.
I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned
Clique OMG I said it didn't I?
Cannock your sense of risk taking, James.
I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot
Let me help....
R I O T
Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam
There will be blud. "
Hahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though...
I'm at my witness end. "
Already?! Bloody hell that was quick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though...
I'm at my witness end.
Already?! Bloody hell that was quick "
I'm a fickle pickle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up.
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. "
If I was so lucky lucky lucky ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening sexy peeps.
Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox.
Luckily I don't make the same sounds as a fox during coitus.... have you heard those damn things fucking?! "
I haven't. But I believe it's quite a racquet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up.
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair.
If I was so lucky lucky lucky ?? "
Kylie lives on top of Jim's wardrobe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up.
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. "
Weeeeeeee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up.
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair.
Weeeeeeee!"
Again?
Please get a prostate check up.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
It was only supposed to be the doors. "
Just your backdoors |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off "
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
It was only supposed to be the doors.
Just your backdoors "
Filthbag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*---
//muzak//
Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim!
Pissing break.
You're a good watersport.
I gave you lift music n'all
I know, thanks. You lift me up.
Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair.
Weeeeeeee!
Again?
Please get a prostate check up.
"
Will do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing."
Or letting me mouth-lock-on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing."
Nope it's mild in comparison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
It was only supposed to be the doors.
Just your backdoors
Filthbag"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though...
I'm at my witness end.
Already?! Bloody hell that was quick
I'm a fickle pickle "
Can't say I've ever had that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still up
Let me see if I can go down on your up.
Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal
We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required
I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though...
I'm at my witness end.
Already?! Bloody hell that was quick
I'm a fickle pickle
Can't say I've ever had that "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on. "
Squirt your glitter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!"
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk
Look who's back. im pissed but disappear
But I like your back. you do?
I do. yes I do "
NewRocks, save the bridesmaid dress -- we've another wedding.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. "
Gif only. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only."
Gif a girl a wanking break |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break"
Two fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break
Two fingers."
Kit my kat. |
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break
Two fingers.
Kit my kat. "
I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break
Two fingers.
Kit my kat. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break
Two fingers.
Kit my kat.
I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving "
I'll have you an Jim then. Four fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface."
I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening all
Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface.
I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber "
Shit, I'm sorry to read that, and for your loss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening all
Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface.
I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber "
((hugs)) so sorry to hear that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Hateful Eight finished, but why! Why, did they kill Magic Mike!
Cowabunga EM. Spoiler alert!"
I honestly thought, the seductive dancing will win the girl, but no, slipped on a banana and died |
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I've been away a few months..shagging women across the world all through fab...mostly I paid 2p per nipple and 20p for a fanny shot...win win in my case I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Hateful Eight finished, but why! Why, did they kill Magic Mike!
Cowabunga EM. Spoiler alert!
I honestly thought, the seductive dancing will win the girl, but no, slipped on a banana and died "
Sadface. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been away a few months..shagging women across the world all through fab...mostly I paid 2p per nipple and 20p for a fanny shot...win win in my case I think"
Welcome back to Blighty. |
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over a year ago
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in?
Let's tuck each other."
You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. |
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over a year ago
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in?
Let's tuck each other.
You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. "
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in?
Let's tuck each other.
You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race.
"
Google Drag and tucking |
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in?
Let's tuck each other.
You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race.
Google Drag and tucking "
The old Canadian fruit bowl. |
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over a year ago
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"Morning yawn
Hey Lady.
Surprised anyone is still up
I'm just about going to call it a night. Hopefully you've got someone to keep you company."
Come to bed with me
*holds out hand* |
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail
You can't get enough cock.
This'll blow your cock off
Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing.
Or letting me mouth-lock-on.
Squirt your glitter!
Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif.
Gif only.
Gif a girl a wanking break
Two fingers.
Kit my kat.
I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving
I'll have you an Jim then. Four fingers."
I love sucking xx |
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