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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking like a ? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Evening mr jim xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your ideal meet sounds lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening mr jim xxx"
Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey Dark.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening jim"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Wolfy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your ideal meet sounds lovely."
Why fanx  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Sweet cheeks...
Catching up on the forums after a break |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place "
Good evening Sexy. Swat hot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your ideal meet sounds lovely.
Why fanx "
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Evening mr jim xxx
Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? x" Back at work but dont know for how long as back to docs tues as getting more dizzy turns |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks...
Catching up on the forums after a break "
Good evening Red. It's good to see you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening mr jim xxx
Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? xBack at work but dont know for how long as back to docs tues as getting more dizzy turns"
Oh flip, I hope you can get this sorted soon. |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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Hows things jim? Good day bud? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks...
Catching up on the forums after a break
Good evening Red. It's good to see you."
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hows things jim? Good day bud?"
A good day indeed. How was Friday in Bristol? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet cheeks...
Catching up on the forums after a break
Good evening Red. It's good to see you.
Thank you x "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place
Good evening Sexy. Swat hot.
Away from the work place therefore does not constitute harassment, she clarified this for me "
You've got a good boss. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"
(\(*_*)/). Me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"
Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"
If course, but how dare you miss my fpf?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
(\(*_*)/). Me. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Legs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you "
Angie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
If course, but how dare you miss my fpf? "
I can only apologise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you
Angie!"
Jim,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?
Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you
Angie!
Jim, "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yodelayheehoo!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?
I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yodelayheehoo!!"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?
I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing... "
Good evening Tomcat. Give in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?
I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing...
Good evening Tomcat. Give in."
My in is giving zzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend "
Good evening Bunny. You're always welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?
I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing... "
OMalleycat!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups "
*drools*
Get naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yodelayheehoo!!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."
I'm learning to yodel. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups "
Good evening g3. We like your briefs. |
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Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken  |
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Hello all. Wifes got dressed up and gone out for afew drinks, left me at home alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend "
Hop on Bunny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yodelayheehoo!!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.
I'm learning to yodel. "
Good you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken "
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked. "
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar.... |
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
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Not that kind of broken! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny "
Where we going? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar...."
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken "
Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?"
Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked. "
Easy Tiger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!"
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
Easy Tiger "
I am. Rawwwr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
Good evening g3. We like your briefs."
Straight and to the point! I like your style Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yodelayheehoo!!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.
I'm learning to yodel.
Good you are."
You so Star Wars. |
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny. "
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each  |
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way. "
If you rub it will it disappear? I do hope so |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello all. Wifes got dressed up and gone out for afew drinks, left me at home alone "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Kevin. If you have a look you might find a copy of Playboy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim "
Jantastic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each "
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled. |
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out. "
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim
Jantastic!"
You school so well.  |
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled. "
Suppose you are like a bucket too? Fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
Good evening g3. We like your briefs.
Straight and to the point! I like your style Jim "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled. "
safety first!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
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Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first! "
I'll wear a hard hat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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evening all - i have 3 full days off - and theyre weekend and a bank holiday - first time in years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim "
Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way.
If you rub it will it disappear? I do hope so "
I can try. |
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Evening all
Just up sexting with a new naughty friend  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Evening Jim and all the other lovelies! Just spinning round the forums tonight, hope you're well! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
Suppose you are like a bucket too? Fs"
A bucket pails in comparison next to my vag. |
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally...."
Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.
Defence against the dark arts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat "
He's got a helmet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat "
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.
Defence against the dark arts "
Them's lies I tells ya!! |
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Can someone just come and tuck me in?
It's almost midnight....pumpkins and shit might happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim
Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time "
Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.
I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.
#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally...."
Love to. |
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.
Defence against the dark arts
Them's lies I tells ya!!"
You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine."
Can you high viz on my tits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all  |
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim
Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time
Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.
I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.
#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices"
I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.
Defence against the dark arts
Them's lies I tells ya!!
You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Howdy all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Love you."
I know James, sweetie. But can you focus please and do Honey for me? |
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?"
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over a year ago
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"Evening all "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim
Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time
Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.
I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.
#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices
I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me "
Potassium for the win  |
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I just want a cuddle, you are all perverts. |
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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend
Hop on Bunny
Who are we doing?
Jim
Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time
Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.
I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.
#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices
I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me
Potassium for the win "
Gags....and not the right kind either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Love you.
I know James, sweetie. But can you focus please and do Honey for me?"
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"Jim you haven't turned around yet
Evening btw.
I think I'm broken
Not that kind of broken!
Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.
It's like you think I haven't tried.
More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.
Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....
Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.
Defence against the dark arts
Them's lies I tells ya!!
You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Howdy all "
Howdy m1cks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know it's true. You're so soppy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howdy all "
Hugs big boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?"
Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?
Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff...  |
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"You know it's true. You're so soppy. "
Sloppy? Or soppy.
Where are my cuddles  |
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?
Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff... "
Fucking hell...hope no one ever goes to a room I've been in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?
Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff... "
I do! It's in my stalker kit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!
G'night folks (I said it'd be brief)  |
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over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?"
High five. |
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over a year ago
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"You know it's true. You're so soppy.
Sloppy? Or soppy.
Where are my cuddles "
He's a two hand squidgy cheek pincher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
High five."
Fist pump. |
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over a year ago
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"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!
G'night folks (I said it'd be brief) "
Na night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
High five.
Fist pump. "
That's after nocturnal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!
G'night folks (I said it'd be brief) "
Premature evacuator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
High five.
Fist pump.
That's after nocturnal."
Noccing one out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You know it's true. You're so soppy.
Sloppy? Or soppy.
Where are my cuddles
He's a two hand squidgy cheek pincher."
I'll get in on some of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your cock just caught me by surprise, James! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Good Evening Jim,
Greetings from Basingstoke!
Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!
Been behaving yourself??
Iain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello all! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
High five.
Fist pump.
That's after nocturnal.
Noccing one out?"
That's, you get the idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate "
I'll drink your cocktail  |
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over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!"
You love it. |
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"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!
G'night folks (I said it'd be brief)
Premature evacuator."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Home after watching fast and furious 8 and guardian's of the galaxy vol 2 ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups
*drools*
Get naked.
She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....
Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.
Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each
Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.
safety first!
I'll wear a hard hat
I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.
Can you high viz on my tits?
High five.
Fist pump.
That's after nocturnal.
Noccing one out?
That's, you get the idea."
I'm full of ideas. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello all! "
Hello! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!
You love it."
I love you. |
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Right arse squeezers
Sleep is here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horny as hell and can't sleep!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate
I'll drink your cocktail "
Which one in particular
Dark and Stormy, St Mark Daiquiri or Chaz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello people  |
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over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate "
Good evening Doc. Sweet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right arse squeezers
Sleep is here "
Na night, sleep well. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate
Good evening Doc. Sweet."
Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel  |
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over a year ago
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"Home after watching fast and furious 8 and guardian's of the galaxy vol 2 ... "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Unicorn. You love the flicks. |
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over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!
You love it.
I love you. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right arse squeezers
Sleep is here "
Kisses you goodnight with a gentle forehead kiss.
And a tit squeeze *honk*. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Evening Jim,
Greetings from Basingstoke!
Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!
Been behaving yourself??
Iain "
I've never been greeted from Basingstoke. |
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"Right arse squeezers
Sleep is here
Na night, sleep well. x"
Mwah
Night Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate
I'll drink your cocktail
Which one in particular
Dark and Stormy, St Mark Daiquiri or Chaz"
I meant sexual like.  |
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"Right arse squeezers
Sleep is here
Kisses you goodnight with a gentle forehead kiss.
And a tit squeeze *honk*."
Snork,night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!
You love it.
I love you.
"
#tipsydisclaimerinserted |
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over a year ago
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"Horny as hell and can't sleep! "
Good evening, so I see. |
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over a year ago
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Hello everyone  |
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over a year ago
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"Hi Jim "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening GJ.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Lots of fun round the forums tonight!  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello people "
Hello and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P "
Arooooooo |
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over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate
Good evening Doc. Sweet.
Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel "
Ladies, Doc has fuel in his rocket. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hello Jimbo. Hello all! |
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over a year ago
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"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P
Arooooooo"
It's that hour. |
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over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 29/04/17 00:05:24] |
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over a year ago
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"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate
Good evening Doc. Sweet.
Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel
Ladies, Doc has fuel in his rocket."
Fuel me once, shame on you; fuel me twice, shame on me  |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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My duty is done, _rwolf is off to his pit to sleep...
Jim, can a request a wake up call around 9, and arrange the kitchen to prepare my egg white omelette, coffee, milk and two sugars... Fanks
Oh and if you can find a nice lady for me on here, that's fine too |
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over a year ago
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"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!"
Evening  |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P
Arooooooo"
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Good Evening Jim,
Greetings from Basingstoke!
Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!
Been behaving yourself??
Iain
I've never been greeted from Basingstoke."
Well, there's a first time for everything, consider this a first! |
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over a year ago
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"[Bullet dodging at 29/04/17 00:05:24]"
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over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!
You love it.
I love you.
#tipsydisclaimerinserted"
Oh yes, of course. |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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I'm maid of honour today!!  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello everyone "
Hello you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm maid of honour today!! "
Oooooh who's getting married?
I'm seven years married  |
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over a year ago
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"I'm maid of honour today!!
Oooooh who's getting married?
I'm seven years married "
In my head. It's not real though.  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!
Evening "
Hello you!  |
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over a year ago
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"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!"
Good evening Meli have you got that Friday feeling? |
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over a year ago
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"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!
You love it.
I love you.
#tipsydisclaimerinserted
Oh yes, of course."
(I do though)  |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Sorry Lana my cock wasn't the tail on the menu tonight |
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over a year ago
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One day YOWD.  |
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over a year ago
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Nick just confirmed Elephant & Castle is just a big roundabout. I'm so an hour in Nick's future.  |
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over a year ago
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I heard! You're always correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I heard! You're always correct. "
You soooo love me. And I am always correct.  |
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over a year ago
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*nods* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You put up with so much crap from me.  |
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over a year ago
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Yanking up their potatoes IS so a euphemism, Nick!! |
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over a year ago
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I've put up with a lot of piss. |
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over a year ago
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I thought you'd like yanking. |
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over a year ago
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PMSL |
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