"There was a young man from brighton
Whose boxer shorts where tighton
His bicep was big
His cock was small
That nice young man from brighton"
I'll critique it for you....
I'm not that young but will accept it not as a compliment but as a context word, I'm not from Brighton, actually. I reside there but I originate from Stamford in Lincolnshire. There are, in fact, hipsters not boxers. They fit perfectly, thank you. Bicep observation is remarkable for its accuracy. I am nice - you're right. Not bad, considering.....  |
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"There was a young man from brighton
Whose boxer shorts where tighton
His bicep was big
His cock was small
That nice young man from brighton
I'll critique it for you....
I'm not that young but will accept it not as a compliment but as a context word, I'm not from Brighton, actually. I reside there but I originate from Stamford in Lincolnshire. There are, in fact, hipsters not boxers. They fit perfectly, thank you. Bicep observation is remarkable for its accuracy. I am nice - you're right. Not bad, considering..... "
you missed out the cock bit  |
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"There was a young man from brighton
Whose boxer shorts where tighton
His bicep was big
His cock was small
That nice young man from brighton
I'll critique it for you....
I'm not that young but will accept it not as a compliment but as a context word, I'm not from Brighton, actually. I reside there but I originate from Stamford in Lincolnshire. There are, in fact, hipsters not boxers. They fit perfectly, thank you. Bicep observation is remarkable for its accuracy. I am nice - you're right. Not bad, considering..... you missed out the cock bit "
*rumbled*! 
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There was an old man from stamford.
He fell over in red lion square.
He was so fat he didnt care.
Was it steve or was it daniel
Hard to tell apart
Down the riverside he would occasionally go
To give the local birds a go.
He didnt think much of the place.
But would of changed his mind if diamond had shown her face |
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"There was an old man from stamford.
He fell over in red lion square.
He was so fat he didnt care.
Was it steve or was it daniel
Hard to tell apart
Down the riverside he would occasionally go
To give the local birds a go.
He didnt think much of the place.
But would of changed his mind if diamond had shown her face "
Utterly heavenly  |
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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"How I yearn to say
I adore Herne Bay
But, alas, the rail links
Stink
"
I'd love to hear a poem (that rhymes) about Whitstable just along the coast from Herne bay and my old hometown. |
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or would be if I added some bits and changed the timbre a bit. 
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