Times are hard

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As you may know I have a second interview coming up, and if I get the job I also have a nice rise in salary

However, I may not get the job so in the mean time, due to financial difficulties, I'm going to have to sell my body

I'll start with a liver at £50 any other bids?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill give you a fiver if I can squeeze your bum?

By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

You may be in trouble without it.

Start with a kidney at £50.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are there onions too and gravy?

By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

"Ill give you a fiver if I can squeeze your bum?"

Can squeeze mine for a fiver and get change back

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You may be in trouble without it.

Start with a kidney at £50.

That's what I meant to say, looks like they'll be a good bargain for someone when I auction my brain off

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ill give you a fiver if I can squeeze your bum?"

I'll knock it down to £3 if you dig your nails in

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't worry I'm going to have to do the same