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"Fear not frisky maiden, men of Fab will stand watch over it to ensure its safety
Like voyeurs?"
Some might say that, and not all under our guard know we're watching, but we prefer to be referred to as 'elite fab guard squad', 'lady parts division'. |
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"Fear not frisky maiden, men of Fab will stand watch over it to ensure its safety
Like voyeurs?
Some might say that, and not all under our guard know we're watching, but we prefer to be referred to as 'elite fab guard squad', 'lady parts division'. "
What is your uniform like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fear not frisky maiden, men of Fab will stand watch over it to ensure its safety
Like voyeurs?
Some might say that, and not all under our guard know we're watching, but we prefer to be referred to as 'elite fab guard squad', 'lady parts division'.
What is your uniform like?"
Think sexy ninja. Well I can only speak for myself of course. |
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"Is that why I have short legs?
Because I walk so much?"
I'm going to stop walking now because my legs are short than yours honey. We going to disappear next  |
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"No but Robin Williams may pop out in a cloud of smoke with a magic flying rug
Not another one offering to show me the world "
Well, a couple of globes at least I should imagine  |
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"It depends on which finger you use innit sis obviously fingers plural
Nah,that's a full on masturbation session.
I assumed this was just a quickie "
5 second rub down
Ain't nobody got time for no extended rub session bruv |
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