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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
You know the ones that seem to both insult you and compliment you in one sentence
Once on a Meet I got;
"sorry I'm not attracted enough to sleep with you as you look slimmer in person than I thought you were from your pics and I like bigger girls"
Translation. I'm ugly fuck but at least I'm not a fat one (well not by his standards at least anyway)
So let's see if we can all have a google and hear some of your most memorable ones and how you translated them |
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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago
Doncaster |
"You know the ones that seem to both insult you and compliment you in one sentence
Once on a Meet I got;
"sorry I'm not attracted enough to sleep with you as you look slimmer in person than I thought you were from your pics and I like bigger girls"
Translation. I'm ugly fuck but at least I'm not a fat one (well not by his standards at least anyway)
So let's see if we can all have a google and hear some of your most memorable ones and how you translated them "
*a giggle
Though if you do want to google back handed compliments please feel free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was looking for carrier bags and found your replacement meal packs.
That's all it takes, a few changes and you'll see results.
I said. Calm down brad pitt. When you look like him come talk to me but as your not. Fxcx off.
Ha ha. Then I said we'd both benefit from losing belly weight. He looked shocked. I said, your a drinker aren't ya.
We never met again.  |
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"I was looking for carrier bags and found your replacement meal packs.
That's all it takes, a few changes and you'll see results.
I said. Calm down brad pitt. When you look like him come talk to me but as your not. Fxcx off.
Ha ha. Then I said we'd both benefit from losing belly weight. He looked shocked. I said, your a drinker aren't ya.
We never met again. "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
You could be really pretty if you made an effort (© my mum pretty much every time I see her).
You don't look fat in your photos (this one in real life so I followed the train of thought to its logical conclusion).
You could knock a few years off your age and it would be believable (this from someone whose upper age filter was set five years younger than me so may have thought so but I couldn't have messaged him first). |
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"You look good for your age. Erm...thanks I'm not dead just yet!
I get this a lot. I take it as a compliment. Coz actually I do "
You sexy lady have an amazing figure. One I look forward to exploring some time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've received a "Hi I'd be willing to let you suck my cock tonight because my first choice TV has cancelled our meet"..... 
You must feel so special "
I felt such mixed emotions ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got called a bellend by some one who wanted to suck my cock, but I have a strict no fabstraight rule.
He obviously likes bellends or he wouldn't want one in his mouth.  |
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